Pat Dollard : Young Americans Documentary

Jan 30th 2007

John Seery’s Monopoly Game

Sicko Shocker: Huffington Post promotes “Monopoly” style contest to predict number of new American casualties. Dispicable, treasonous game promoted as propaganda tool to help democrats.

Read Fox News contributor Greg Gutfeld’s response:

Today on the Huffington Post, John Seery, an academic with credentials, just posted a novel contest. He says it’s “sort of like Monopoly,” except it’s far more clever: you get to guess how many US troops will die this year. “Submit your estimate,” he goads, in a curiously hopeful manner. The more that die, he knows, the smarter he looks. As a college professor, he’s hoping for an invite to the cocktail party where he doesn’t have to serve the drinks.

It only leads me to ask: When, and how, will John Seery be killed in the next year?

I’m just curious, of course, in the same manner Mr. Seery is. He’s asking you to submit a number - the larger the better - which is perfectly appropriate for the Huffington Post - where hoping for the worst is the only hope allowed.

So certainly, me asking the same question about John should be treated with the same respect - don’t you think? I mean, of course - the Huffpo won’t dare remove me, or hide my post , when i ask for such a somber prediction - after all, Seery is practically lubricating over expected casualties - his summer will be awash in misery if American blood doesn’t flow. What if I feel the same way, about him?

It’s okay Huffpo readers! You’ll step into the breach and glorify in the misery of death - for it only makes your own wishful thinking come true!

So like Seery, I’m going to be “keep track,” and when he dies, whether it be by blunt rape at the hooves of a crazed yak, or cleanly eviscerated by a large armada of sensible wasps, i’ll notify you immediately -of the “winner!”

But is it a victory if Seery dies? I think so. I mean, it makes me feel better. And, you know, at least I’m honest about it. See, assholes like Seery, and the people who agree with him - pretend to feel bad about the death of our troops. But they don’t give a fuck.

No. They need people to die to make their point. It makes them feel smart, and makes their political enemies feel bad. But by saying it bothers them personally - well, that’s just a lie. Seery wants as many troops to die as possible. Because without it, what does he have? Cleary, it’s not grace.

But if Seery died tomorrow, I would only laugh. Oh would I laugh. For me, it would be like the Daily Show, but you know, funny!

So, like Seery with the troops - Lets play Monopoly with his life. My prediction is that he will die lonely and naked - any man who finds pleasure in winning a debate through an accumulation of corpses will inevitably find himself with a belt around his neck connected to a door nob- jerking off to his own biography data detailing his summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa…. his stained M.A. and Ph.D. degrees in political science from the University of California at Berkeley dancing at his rigid and faintly curled
toes.

Posted by Pat Dollard 2 comments

2 Responses

  1. Steve Wig

    So whats the prize? A trip to IRAN?
    Then it’s “Monopoly x 10.” It’s would be nice to see the democrats pose a solution instead of posing with a pointing finger!

    “you think this is a game? This is NOT a F-ing Game!”

  2. Tim

    God Damn Pat you hit it on the head. I sure hope this guy doesn’t just die, I hope he gets caught preying on young children on the internet and he gets sent to prison and ass-slammed for the next 25 years. I hope his family turns into suicidal drug addicts after he goes to the big house and the sell themselves for crack money. Then I hope they find him drowned in a toilet that has been used by the whole cell block. That’s the trifecta that makes it a Monopoly!

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