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April 19th, 2007 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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34 Responses

  1. Steve in NC

    I just might vote for that guy…..

  2. Robert Webb

    John McCain is a true American Hero for the suffering and heroism he displayed in Vietnam. An honest to God Military man.

    However, today he authors non-constitutional bills like ‘McCain Feingold’ that limits speech during political campaigns.

    This alone disqualifies him in my book. He has been more Democrat than Republican. His views on immigration and the border are frightening.

    To his credit, he has stood fast with the president on the war on terror. If that is his only street cred, then I will demure to the Majority, but I don’t have to like it.

    Study a bit more.

    I don’t know who I’ll vote for. It was going to be Mr. Newt, but after his ‘Health Care Hillary Fest’ and the more recent ‘I love Global Warming’ bout, I am lost in a world full of RINO’s and wimps.

    Where are the real men anymore?

    Ted Nugent for president!

  3. Steve in NC

    oh yea, I hate his domestic policy, but he his the only vocal hawk at this time. As for newt, what the fuck?

  4. John in PA

    Will he fly below radar of MSM? :shock:

  5. Tommy

    Hey guys-

    I received this e-mail at work today with the subject heading “CRITICAL THINKING” Now I know these are three loaded questions and I would like to come up with a witty answer for this email, but I dont have the time becuase I have work to do. I was hoping that you all could lend me some help as to how to answer this. Here it is:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

    Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

    Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.

    Which of these candidates would be your choice?

    Thanks

  6. Robert Webb

    www.newt.org

    Newt because his conservative brain was molded by Ronald Reagan. Because he led the massive Conservative victory with the ‘Contract with America’. Because he has amazing ideas regarding the Chicom’s, Russia, India and Europe. Watch his speeches on his web site. It will blow your mind with regards to what we face worldwide in the next 20 years.

    Unfortunately he freaks me out once in a while by going to the dark side for strategic reasons that I can not fathom.

    He was my one and only ‘true’ conservative hope.

  7. Robert Webb

    Candidate ‘A’ seems like Ronald Reagan. That would be my choice. (Tongue firmly planted in cheek)

  8. A. S. Wise

    Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo, or John McCain are the only real choices I see, that will protect America.

  9. Greg W.

    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler, I think.

  10. Steve in NC

    bet A is churchill

  11. Tommy

    Who is B? And didn’t Hitler have an affair with Eva Braun?

  12. Frozen Tex

    Fred!

  13. Frozen Tex

    Hitler never married; Eva was more of a “girlfriend”.

  14. Pat Dollard

    It’s a three way tie.

  15. Greg - USA

    The second video above shows “loading…” but won’t play. On the You Tube site I get the following.

    “This is a private video. If you have been sent this video, please make sure you accept the sender’s friend request.”

    Any ideas?

  16. Robert Webb

    I don’t know how to fix the video problem, but this video has been floating around for a long time. It shows this dude trying to shoot a rifle in a rifle range. The recoil is vicious and the guy falls down or drops the weapon every time he fires. Great stuff.

    Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo… In the hunt, in the running, but name recognition will hinder their National impact. Newt has name recognition, no matter if it is good or bad. Everyone has heard of him. He has a leg up over the others, hence my interest(besides his enormous brain).

    I love Duncan Hunter. I just think this is his first time out on the balcony and will only be a major player 4 or 8 years after this next election.

  17. Pat Dollard

    We’re fixin the video thing now. They were being uploaded as “private” which was causing the problem. Will be up soon.

  18. Bill

    The second video is funny, but it is a small portion of a larger file showing many different people shooting the rifle with similar results.

    That particular rifle shoots a cartridge called the .577 Tyrannosaur.

    Not to rain on the party, but the full length video has plenty more to laugh at :mrgreen:

  19. Iacobus

    I forgot who A and B were but they were way better men than C as that’s definitely Hitler.

  20. Vikingbyblood

    almost anyone as long as they don’t have a D after their name. Does anyone want to imagine a D house, senate and W.H.?

  21. TWarrior

    :lol:

    It knocked the shit down his leg!!

    :beer: :beer:

  22. Greg W.

    Actually, I think that Churchill is ‘B’; he held office in the Exchecquer and Navy prior to becoming PM, and I recall he was a night owl. Eisenhower used to get called out to his house at the oddest hours of the night.

  23. Matt

    No way the MSM doesn’t crucify McCain for this…have to wait and see.

  24. GREG G. S.

    c must be hitler, I think he married eva what’s her face before he put a bullet in her and his head. Thus he never cheated.

  25. drillanwr

    Pat,

    I would have emailed this to you but figured you’d see it quicker here.

    One of the very few political cartoonists I follow is Chip Bok. He has a priceless one you should check out and see if you can post on the site:

    Iraq Memorial

    http://blogs.ohio.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/16/070416boklores.jpg

    Just in case the direct cartoon link doesn’t work here is Bok’s site to find it by title:

    http://blogs.ohio.com/chip_bok/

    Maggie

  26. drillanwr

    Oh, by the way, I was living in downtown Cleveland, Oh. going to school and doing an internship at a BIG rock radio station in 1980 during the Iran hostage crisis. All the radio stations were playing the version of “Bomb Iran” (to the Beach Boy’s tune Barbara Ann) and we used to drive all over downtown during lunch breaks with the windows down, radio blaring the song, and singing at the tops of our lungs. At that time the building I lived in was one of the oldest in Cleveland and housed a technical school on the first two floors, and apartments on the next six floors above (some residents had been there for years ~ as did the damn cockroaches ~ but most residents were college and tech school kids in the apartments.) My floor had SEVERAL male Iranian students sharing an apartment across the hall from my apartment. When my school chums would come to visit they would echo loudly in the long hallway as they sang “Bomb, Bomb Iran” while waiting for me to answer my door. It drove the Iranian students F-ing nuts … lots of door slamming as they went in and out of their apartment all day/night long.

  27. Greg - USA

    drillanwr - So it’s YOUR fault these tech students went back home determined to work on their nukaler ‘racter. We need to let the MSM know about this so it will take some heat off of Bush. :lol:

    We had something similar when I was in college. About six of them lived in a three bedroom apartment next door. When they cooked it would make our apartment reek! When we smelled it we would say, “there they go cooking their lamb heads and sheep balls again.”

  28. drillanwr

    “So it’s YOUR fault these tech students went back home determined to work on their nukaler ‘racter. We need to let the MSM know about this so it will take some heat off of Bush. ”

    Greg,

    Ever since the current president of Iran (he whose name I refuse to speak) came into power I have often wondered what has become of those students from Cleveland and where they are. I believe they were students of the electronic and technical school on the first floors because in the deep, dead, cold of winter in Cleveland (below zero and 2-3 ft. of snow on a regular basis) they NEVER wore coats…

    Yoy! They would leave their apartment door open as they milled about the hallway or jumped the elevator to visit MORE Iranians on the next floor. You couldn’t help but peer inside as you passed … bare mattresses all over the floor … dirty and smelly … and cockroaches running all over everything. I mean, the old building had a major roach problem (we joked some of the beasties had been there since prohibition ~ BTW, none of the apartments had bath tubs, only shower stalls, because it’s said during prohibition the G-men removed the tubs because people were making “bathtub gin” in them ~). I kept my apartment spotless, but they still crept about. One night I came back late from a concert (Pat Travers I think) and actually saw a couple run from under my door, across the hallway, and under the door of the Iranian apartment. My friends used to say that even roaches needed a break from the smelly cooking and filth they did over there.

    Maggie

  29. Greg - USA

    drillanwr - “I believe they were students of the electronic and technical school on the first floors because in the deep, dead, cold of winter in Cleveland (below zero and 2-3 ft. of snow on a regular basis) they NEVER wore coats…”

    I don’t get that. What does not wearing coats have to do with what they were studying?

  30. drillanwr

    Hence, they didn’t have to leave the building (go out doors and walk or catch the city busses)to go to class at one of the other schools or universities throughout the city. I did have to step out into the Lake Erie blizzards to walk to class or to the radio station.

    I’ll bet they were a bit pissed, however, at the hog dog vending carts that came to rest in front of our building during lunch hour to sell the steaming tubes of “pig meat” to the eager students and business-types that would flow out from the buildings and crowd around.

  31. Oldroyd

    McCain seems to have a massive snot capacity.

  32. Brad W

    Drillanwr,

    Hey where are you now, you said you used to live in Cleveland. I moved here 10 years ago from the west side of the state, live on the west side on Cleveland, 5 minutes from downtown. We get to avoid most of the lake effect snow, but coming home Monday after Easter from visitng the family all weekend, that foot of snow had me asking myself “Self, Why did you move here again?”

    Getting too old to deal with that so finally broke down and got a snowthrower. Does a great job.

    Anyway, I remember the Bomb bomb Iran song, we played it a lot back then as well, maybe we should start requesting it from the DJs again… something to get the public vocally supporting the country and troops again…

  33. D_Mac

    Wrong Tex, Hitler married Eva in the bunker a day or so before he offed himself

  34. madconductor

    I’m with several others - McCain, despite his war veteran and POW sttus, doesn’t hold a lot for me. I like him but not enough to want him as president.
    As for the second video, its been around a while. It originally went out with the title - “Why Palestinians throw rocks”. It’s still funny.

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