Oh, how I *wish* they would actually burst into hellfire.

I almost fell off my fucking chair when I read about Crow’s “one sheet per bathroom visit” solution.

THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING NUTS. Seriously. They are poison to reason and logic—the antithesis of common sense.

On a related note, I see the Associated (with Terrorists) Press isn’t into “transparency” anymore since they called Rove “the Dark Lord.” (Bias? What bias?)

Does a serious environmentalist try to get women across the country to buy a chemical product that, when rinsed off, ends up in the ocean?

Cheers

That explains the corn & peanuts on their hands in the picture.

What they don’t say is Mz. Crow’s normal tour caravan consists of several busses, SUVs and cars. If she were real about changing the world, give up touring. Next thing you know she will be partnering with Algore the alchemist, founder of the internet, to buy even more carbon offset credits from companies that the worthless Algoe either owns or sits on the board, drawing a healthy salary. Remember, Algore refused to sign anything to reduce his energy consumption, which is what we can expect from the Crow/David duo.

Hypocrites, nothing but hypocrites. If they were serious, they should have worked on one of their websites, rather than using a bus, bio deisel or not, to travel to a dozen colleges. I do not know which colleges they went to but I am willing to bet they were all bastions of left wing fanaticism and mind control. All this tour was designed to do was to create more little spineless tree hugging libs to lead the charge, while the puppetmasters (Gore CrowDavis, etc) earn fat checks and live even higher, consuming even more.

Scotts will do the trick… 1000 sheets goes a long way!

Rummy keep it going,I want the rest…

Meet the enemy folks. Take a good look. I am willing to bet a great deal of money (or toilet paper) that persons such as these led Europe down the yellow brick road into the poppy field.

You know what I say? I say we mail one piece of toilet paper to the dynamic duo, used.

Anybody got an address?

Tim Roesch
Command Private Major

BTW - Pat , heard anything about London become Hiroshima? I heard, today, that MI6 has credible evidence of a credible threat.

Everyone thinks nuke but, being a biochemist, I am thinking of the corollary to ‘better living through chemistry’.

Dumb Bitches says it all.

Keep up the good work Pat.

Get the fuck out of my life, and stay the fuck out.

Mind your own cooter, Sheryl!

Yet another example of the former Soviet Union … They rationed toilet paper there too.

Yunz recall that episode of “Seinfeld” where Elaine was stuck in the movie theater bathroom stall with no paper and was trying to get the woman in the next stall to slip her “a square”? The other woman refused saying she didn’t have a square to spare? (Elaine finds out later the woman had been Jerry’s date at the movies). Anyhow, this whole Crow/TP bullshit reminds me of that episode. “I don’t have a square to spare…”
Hey, Sheryl, bite me.

Hell, I might even exhale and fart at the same time. I have been known to take risks!

Sorry to crash the tree-huggers party but their lies cant be tolerated anymore!

nobody should tell me how to wipe my ass.

____________ Insert middle finger and voila!
| |
| _ |
| / \ |
| \_/ |
| |
|__________| And I remember when this was just a joke.

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NzQ5Njk5Y2I1MmY5Y2YzMGYzMDhkOGQ4MzZjNDJlMDg=

As usual, the libs make the first attack, then claim victimhood.

“To defend my country against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC”

So I checked, and I’d say 6 to 7 sheets for first wipe, and at least 4 for consecutive wipes, which can be as many as 4.. 3 at least

So for me, 200 lb 6′4″ male, about 20 sheets per visit.

I suppose if all I ate was granola and sun-dried tofu, I might get away with 1 sheet, perhaps even none. Not about to try it though.

What else can I say that hasn’t all ready been said. Both these women are so foolish, so stupid, and so self-absorbed…maybe that’s why the 1 square of TP comment was made…cause their bodies are absorbing their own excrement? Muddling their brains and judgements? They don’t need to poop as much? Good gracious, PLEASE don’t make me use just one square of TP! I’d be spreading germs all over the place if that was the case!

RE: the comment of “granola and sun-dried tofu”..that’s their next territory…To get all us Dorito/Taco Bell/McDonald’s/meat eating, fat, slovenly, red-necked slobs up to speed with their granola-Starbucks-slinging ways! Anyone 25 pounds over their “ideal” weight is going to be sent to a special “camp” until we denounce our evil ways. Mark my words…first it was the smokers, next it’ll be us fatties who can’t fit into a size 3.

Maybe Ms. Crow can come wipe my a** with her one sheet of TP, and see how ridiculous her brilliant “ideas” are. She’d probably change her mind real fast, so, I officially volunteer my butt for the cause, if it will make her a smarter, American-loving person. I’m really wiling to sacrifice my rear for that cause!

My carbon footprint should be on her ass.

Now who will enforce this? A new division of the EPA, the Toilet Police. If caught using more than 3 SQ’s you could be fined up to 1000 dollars, second offence could be a fine up to 10000 dollars and no less than 5yrs in prison. These people are wack

Greg - USA
Better watch that last threat if you’re still smoking the cigar at the time … You could become a major “carbon offset”

“I follow my african friends advice and use the newspaper to wipe my ass. Its environmentally friendly and places media opinions in their proper place! ”

TJ,
That’s possibly the damn best idea I’ve heard on this subject! I suggest the NYTimes and LATimes … A real luxury wipe would be with pages of Crow’s sheet music.

Gore gloms onto the celebs because he (they, as in GW crowd) know there is a certain section of sociaty that can’t think for themselves and only take their info from such ding bats. What gets me laughing loudly is when the GWs point their smelly fingers at the opposition’s scientists and scream that they are being funded by big oil and such. Well, who the hell is funding them (GW crowd), their scientists, and all their nomadic traveling across the country and around the world??!!

Anyhow, a bit off topic, but yunz have to see this if you didn’t watch the Country Music Awards the other night. Gave me goose bumps …

Jeff Foxworthy tells it like it is

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/21/jeff-foxworthy-tells-it-like-it-is/

It was the retort to Rove’s “I serve Americans” ….
MSM: ” …arent the two butches Americans?”
No - they aren’t! They do not represent any American other than themselves, and therefore they sould address their representatve - not Rove - damit!

I get really pissed when someone self appoints themselves to speak for Americans.

Second: They’re

Can you wipe your ass with a piece of shit?

“He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells”

Fuck that! Drink, Smoke, use all the TP you want, go eat at taco bell and McD’s, go sit on your front porch with a shotgun. Or if you live in New Hampshire carry a gun on you anywhere you go. Open carry is legal here. I love NH!!!

dont worry sheryl we still think very little of you!

I call those two “Twit and Twitter.”