And The Announcement Is…I Can’t Make The Announcement…
Until I talk to one more person that I entirely expected to speak to today. Suffice it to say it is about some very significant progress in the final stages of “Young Americans” the series, as well as the announcement of a new, surprise related project with a major Hollywood studio and director, and….an announcement about the next two documentary projects.
Hang in…
Bullshit; Pat Dollard’s pregnant, everybody! Congratulations!
April 11th, 2007 at 8:14 pm@rumsfeld47: LOL
I expected something about Young Americans, but not the announcement of a new project with a major Hollywood studio and director PLUS an announcement about the next two documentaries.
I’m *extremely* interested about the major studio and director part in particular. They must have a hankering for being a pariah in Hollyweird. I can’t wait to find out.
April 11th, 2007 at 8:54 pmAllah Akba, Pat Akba may the ugly baby be blesed.
April 11th, 2007 at 8:57 pmAnd Allah want’s you in the Corps! YES, YOU!
The series?!? Awesome. I thought this was just a documentary. A series would fucking rule, and continually counter the left.
April 11th, 2007 at 9:06 pmDamn Pat, that is some pretty awesome news. Can’t wait to see more.
April 11th, 2007 at 9:58 pmLet me take a wild guess.
Spielberg directs, Lucas produces, Tom Selleck stars and George Clooney plays the collaborator who gets shot by a gangsta rapper (Ice Cube) when he returns to the States. Matt Damon plays the attorney for the defense. Rosie plays the jilted bouncer. Charlton Heston plays the local sherrif who rides in and hangs everybody except Chris Rock, the wisecracking bartender with the heart of gold. Julia Roberts plays “Eye Candy Galore” to fill in the dull bits.
I can smell a good story a mile away!
April 11th, 2007 at 10:17 pmDude! You’re pregnant?!
April 11th, 2007 at 10:18 pmNothing like starting the morning off with blue balls. Seriously though, I’m looking forward to it. I need a change-up from Patton.
April 12th, 2007 at 4:50 amIs this a great website or what? I love opening this up every morning to see what the next scenario is going to look like. And the comments are better than anything a person will ever read in any rag in this country.
April 12th, 2007 at 5:52 amI think I know who the director might be …
April 12th, 2007 at 6:00 amGol-ly….Three announcements now? Sirprize, sirprize, sirprize. Shazam Pat, throw in a bunch of lies, a heap of fancy words like concensus and blame everything on Bush and/or America, you might just end up with an Oscar. Ha, there’s a mental image. Pat Dollard, latest Hollywierd darling.
April 12th, 2007 at 6:17 amMaybe a Young Americans sitcom?
Imagine.. Maybe an animated miniseries, like those japanese cartoons. I’m thinking 50ft terrorist robots fighting R.Lee Ermy clones.
Thanks for the blue balls. Ya just had to leave everybody hanging. Couldn’t leave us in the comfort of the dark, hell no.
Really though, can’t wait for more info.
April 12th, 2007 at 6:34 amPossible names for Pat Dollard’s Hollywood-Movie-Film:
Dollard: Cultural Learnings of Ramadi for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Iraq
April 12th, 2007 at 7:07 amOne Blew Over the Mullah’s Nest
Silence of the Goats
Apocalypse Not Right Now (I have a headache)
Hotel Ramadi
V for Vagina
The Beer Hunter
Dial ‘M’ for Mortar
A Streetcar Flamed, On Fire
GoldenIED
rummy
You’re a class act. haha
April 12th, 2007 at 8:42 amgodammit pat, come out with the f—–g documentary already, I’m gettin antsy. Dam wars gonna be over before you release it!!! We need the political message out there man, get these dam dems to fund our troops.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:38 am