Breaking: “Our iPhones Didn’t Activate Yet.”
According to “Sky News”, the captured Glasgow terrorist Mohammad Asha claimed that they had purchased new iphones first thing Friday morning, but that due to AT&T’s slow activation rate, they, like so many others, were unable to use their phones in the attack as they had planned. “So we used our old Nokia’s. But we forgot that we had already cancelled the service.”
Foiled
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Gee, I guess they’ll be suing AT&T???
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:26 pmLOL.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pmThis was only after someone sold a bridge to them… Honest!
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:02 pmshould have got the network…
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:02 pmFucking iSlam! only iSlamists would turn an iPhone into an iBomb!
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:04 pmAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:21 pmSo it would have been funny if Apple would have been in on it all along and sold them exploding iPhones, so when they called *BOOM* Islamic brains all over the place.
It would have been funny in my eyes….
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 pmStupid terrorist alert!!!! Just like the idiots that were involved in the first trade center bombing. They went back to the rental company and asking for thier deposit back. We should rejoice that they’re contributing to the terrorist gene pool.
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm“I am here to return this fucking iPhone! It dropped a very important call and people LIVED!”
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:37 pmLMAO.
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:57 pmHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Pat you’re fkn hilarious……good one.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 pmpoolee,
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:20 pmIsraeli’s accomplished said deed about seven to eight years ago. They recruited a nephew of a certain terrorist leader and were able to slip him a special phone. Needless to say, this terrorist was only too happy to take posession of the phone. Using electronic evesdropping, with a command helicopter nearby, upon making voice recognition, they detontated it while he had it plastered up to the side of his head. Justice served.