He Ain’t Dead, He’s Mullah Brother

September 16th, 2007 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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Suspected photo of Mullah Brother

Taliban commander says reports of death premature

SPIN BOLDAK, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Taliban commander Mullah Brother told Reuters Friday he was “alive and well,” more than two weeks after the Afghan government announced he had been killed.

Brother served as a top military commander for the Taliban government until it was driven from power in 2001, and is a member of the movement’s leadership council led by fugitive leader, Mullah Mohammad Omar.

The Afghan Defence Ministry said late last month Brother was killed in ground fighting in Helmand during a U.S.-led raid, launched after Taliban insurgents ambushed an Afghan army convoy between Sangin and Sarwan districts.

But, Brother said the report was part of America’s disinformation campaign.

“I am alive and well and the Afghan government had issued a false news about my death,” he said, speaking by satellite phone to a reporter familiar with his voice.

The rebel commander warned of a new offensive, involving suicide attacks, roadside bombs and guerrilla raids during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which began on Friday.

“All preparation has been completed for carrying out new attacks across Afghanistan and a new operation named “Nusrat” (Help) will be launched in the holy month,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location.

More than 7,000 people have been killed during the past 19 months in Afghanistan, the bloodiest period of the six-year Taliban insurgency.


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11 Responses

  1. Dan (The Infidel)

    Sounds like there will be alot more chordwood from the “false prophet” for the fires of Jahannem.

  2. Dan (The Infidel)

    He ain’t dead…he’s my brother…..Where have I heard that song before? LOL.

    There’s going to be a lot of dead hajis burning in hell before this offensive is over. Too bad they won’t all come out in the open and fight like men. But they like all cowards fight like little girls hiding behind the burquas of their subjugated women.

  3. Dan (The Infidel)

    test

  4. Steve in NC

    That brother sure has got the funk, gonna lose some atomic dog on the unbelievers!

  5. LftBhndAgn

    LMFAO!

    You dropped da bomb on me.

  6. John Cunningham

    How could they have missed something that looks like that?

  7. Future0311 (the infidel)

    lol the picture fits him perfectly

  8. Dan(The Infidel)

    He ain’t heavy…he’s…aw skip it…he’s a scumbag…where’s my Barret?

  9. Phil N Blanx

    LMAO Pat. Funkatalibanteers in Afghanistan? Who’da thunk.
    Who’s dat? Google George Clinton (although resemblance is uncanny he is not related to Chelsea - jury is still out if Chelsea is related to Mullah Brother).

  10. drillanwr

    Hey, it’s Bill Clinton’s brother from another father …

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=TlfJM-u7fxM

  11. drillanwr

    I knew the Clintons were in on this …

    Bill’s brutha from `nuther fatha …

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