Death By Enema
I hear she’s looking for a new man…
~Bashman
ANGLETON, Texas - Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning.
Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday.
Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas.
Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.
(AP)
When they busted her, did they tell her to “spread ‘em”?
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:06 pmSherry enema…MY ASS!!
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:12 pmSherry Enema? I thought that was a porn star.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 pmI believe Marilyn Monroe was murdered with an enema containing barbituates. Looked like an OD but almost no barbs were in her stomach.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:03 pm“addicted to enemas ”
How do you become addicted to an enema?….ah forget it.
…”Ah Okay, I’ll just have one more shot for the arse and the I got to go”
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:20 pmI’m sorry but(t) I’m laughing my ASS off here over yunz guys first three responses …
Here’s yer turds, boys … There’s Purgatory … Start smoking …
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:19 pmJim!!!
Come on, now … A man is dead … She’s a poor widow now—
I’m sorry
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:21 pmI just can’t imagine having to go into court and testify to that shit—
I can’t believe nobody thought of this…
Did she tell him, ‘Bottoms up!’
October 4th, 2007 at 1:40 amGives, “I’ll kick your ass!” a whole new meaning!
October 4th, 2007 at 6:28 amI was wondering what is “enema”
luckily the urban dictionnary has an idea ;
seems men are fond of ass masturbations
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2007/10/pulling_it_out_of_your_ass.php
October 4th, 2007 at 7:00 amhahaha or maybe she said “down the hatch?”
October 4th, 2007 at 12:29 pm