Death By Enema

October 4th, 2007 Posted By The Bashman.

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ANGLETON, Texas - Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning.

Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday.

Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas.

Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.
(AP)


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11 Responses

  1. TedB

    When they busted her, did they tell her to “spread ‘em”?

  2. One Shot

    Sherry enema…MY ASS!! :beer:

  3. LftBhndAgn

    Sherry Enema? I thought that was a porn star. :lol:

  4. Clyde Conneer

    I believe Marilyn Monroe was murdered with an enema containing barbituates. Looked like an OD but almost no barbs were in her stomach.

  5. Jim

    “addicted to enemas ”

    How do you become addicted to an enema?….ah forget it.

    …”Ah Okay, I’ll just have one more shot for the arse and the I got to go” :mrgreen:

  6. drillanwr

    I’m sorry but(t) I’m laughing my ASS off here over yunz guys first three responses … :lol: :lol:

    Here’s yer turds, boys … There’s Purgatory … Start smoking … :lol: :lol: :lol:

  7. drillanwr

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Jim!!!

    Come on, now … A man is dead … She’s a poor widow now— :lol: :lol:

    I’m sorry :lol: :lol:
    I just can’t imagine having to go into court and testify :lol: :lol: :lol: to that shit— :lol: :lol:

  8. Ted B

    I can’t believe nobody thought of this…

    Did she tell him, ‘Bottoms up!’ :mrgreen:

  9. drillanwr

    Gives, “I’ll kick your ass!” a whole new meaning!

  10. frenchy

    I was wondering what is “enema”

    luckily the urban dictionnary has an idea ;

    seems men are fond of ass masturbations :lol:

    http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2007/10/pulling_it_out_of_your_ass.php

  11. Ranger

    hahaha or maybe she said “down the hatch?”

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