UFO! But Hey! At Least His Wife Is Hot…
Kucinich is proof that you can be a freaking whacked out gummi bear and still get the chicks.
UFOs are funny things. Not ha-ha funny, but funny weird.
If you think you’ve seen one and it had nothing to do with beer and a convertible, there’s no way to prove it and yet you can’t really doubt your very own eyes. If you haven’t seen a UFO, it’s hard to believe that anyone in their right mind would claim such a thing. And you feel the need to wink at a nearby friend.
So one would imagine that it took a tad bit of courage the other night for Rep. Dennis Kucinich to admit on national TV in front of the other Democrats debating for their party’s presidential nomination and more than two million curious Americans he was trying to convince to vote for him that yes, in fact, he had seen an unidentified flying object.
“It was an unidentified flying object, OK? It’s, like, it’s unidentified. I saw something,” the frequent candidate said rather testily, as if he could feel his longshot chances lengthening.
Whether the flying saucer question had any place in what was supposed to be a serious discussion of policies and positions is one question. And so is whether anyone who offers themselves up to our brutally demanding and often humiliating presidential selection process can possibly be in their right mind anyway.
So why is it somehow not surprising now that Jimmy Carter, the former president, says that he too has seen a UFO? Yes, the former governor and peanut farmer told CNN this morning, he saw one many years ago. It was in southwest Georgia. “I and about 25 others saw something in the air,” Carter said on “American Morning,” “that changed colors and was round and came and left. We couldn’t figure out what it was.”
Carter did say he didn’t think the sighting involved space aliens. Which is comforting since the last thing we need right now is another emotional debate about illegal aliens.
(LAT)
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Imagine a First Lady with a tongue stud.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:45 pmAfter looking at Dennis and her. My bets are that the secret service would have a new service of the secret variety, keeping the first lady serviced!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm“the former president, says that he too has seen a UFO?
Yeah, his second term as president.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:02 pmI love redheads!
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:28 pmAttractive, yes, but in my experience, every redhead I’ve dated turned out to be a psycho (and not in the good way). But everyone knows Kookinich has the chance of a snowball in hell.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:41 pmWow, Dennis the Menace has seen the mothership and he has a trophy wife. Is she the “brains” behind his campaign? LOL
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:45 pmI never said anything about wanting to Bang his U.F.O.!!!
I have Morals you know!!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 7:46 pmNo fucking way.
I’m willing to bet he doesn’t know what to do with her.
I bet both his heads are useless.
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:21 pmlol i’ll bone the shit out of her
November 4th, 2007 at 12:47 amYeah, what is it about hot women and power-hungry nut jobs?
November 4th, 2007 at 1:51 amFLILF!
November 4th, 2007 at 8:20 amDamn, I was drunk when I posted that.
November 4th, 2007 at 10:51 pm