Cows Rampage At McDonald’s

November 13th, 2007 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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WEST HAVEN, Utah - McDonald’s? The burger joint? Stampede!

Eight cows escaped from a trailer and ran amok when the rear gate opened as the driver pulled into a McDonald’s. It took about two hours to round them up Monday.

“Maybe they were going to … hop in the freezer, save the middleman,” Weber County sheriff’s Sgt. Dave Creager said.

Lt. Kevin Burns had another theory: “They didn’t like their future.”

The roundup was called “Operation Hamburger Helper.” A nearby resident even hopped on his horse.

“I thought my eyes were lying,” said Wayne Sanders, who was at a truck stop next door. “I don’t know where they came from, but I’d say they’d have to weigh 800 pounds apiece and they were on a pretty good trot.”

(AP)


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3 Responses

  1. LftBhndAgn

    Wow, so Mc’D’s actually uses beef?

  2. drillanwr

    Were they mooing, “EAT MORE CHICKEN!”?

  3. franchie

    go the cows, go ! :mrgreen:

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