Happy Thanksgiving You F*cking Jihadi, Here, Drink Some Ham
Pictured above is Louie’s Uncle Louie. Uncle Louie is springing for a case of Christmas Ham for all the jihadis at GITMO this Thanksgiving. ~Bash
SEATTLE - It’s rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it carbonated and bottled. Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.
The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.
“As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine,” a Jones news release noted.
The packs will go on sale Sunday, with a portion of the proceeds to be given to charity, the company said.
Jones’ products feature original label art and frequently odd flavors. Last year’s seasonal pack was Thanksgiving-themed, with Green Pea, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Turkey and Gravy, and Antacid sodas. For its contract to supply soda to Qwest Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, Jones came up with Perspiration, Dirt, Sports Cream and Natural Field Turf. The company—fortunately or unfortunately—prides itself on the accuracy of the taste.
Jones also makes more sedate flavors, including root beer, cherry and strawberry sodas.
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does Louie have another brother named Louie?
November 9th, 2007 at 7:08 pmAs a matter of fact, he does.
November 9th, 2007 at 7:12 pmUnlike Louie, however, Uncle Louie, as you can see, is very much alive.
November 9th, 2007 at 7:15 pmit’s been a while, but I think I woke up next to something that looks like the louie in the pic, louise I think was her name
November 9th, 2007 at 7:17 pmIf her name was Louise doesn’t that make her a sister not a brother?
Dude I will sponsor four cases of Christmas ham for those unfairly held at GITMO!!!
The rest of those held at GITMO can drink in used toilets as far as I’m concerned!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 7:22 pmDamn Steve in NC that deserves a medal!
Bash, Uncle Louie looks menacing….
lets send him to gitmo
November 9th, 2007 at 7:37 pmCripes! For a second I thought that was Alan Colmes!
November 9th, 2007 at 8:01 pmThe little woman and I are picking up a puppy this weekend. It’s a Wheaton Terrier and I want to call him Gitmo, in honor of our Marine base at Guantanamo Bay. Any opinions out there? My wife said, “What the hell is that?” Obviously an uninformed liberal who only reads Snoozeday and watches ABC News.
November 9th, 2007 at 8:05 pmI thought it was Hillary!
I’d still chew my arm off.
November 9th, 2007 at 8:14 pmDamn . . . I thought it was Rosie. We should send her to GITMO for Thanksgiving.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:30 pmJarhead, how about Chesty!
November 10th, 2007 at 5:55 am