Pat Dollard woke up at 12:30 PM, and saw that Bashman had not posted any stories on his morning shift. So he put good use to his new Springfield Operator, and killed him. Of course, it was merciful. A silent approach, and a quick one to the base of the skull.
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When’s the memorial service?
December 1st, 2007 at 12:58 pmAt least it was a relatively painless death.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:03 pmWell, guess he’s thankful you passed on that flamethrower yesterday. The best thing is a good clean kill. Flamethrower … well, as “Lucy” would say … “Ewwwww!”
December 1st, 2007 at 1:06 pmAfter 3 days in the belly of a whale The BashMan will rise!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:12 pmIts too bad bashman doesn’t have the ability to die
December 1st, 2007 at 1:13 pmWell, Louie will have a friend to hang around with.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:14 pmbleach his skull an set it next to louie’s
he deserved it, f*cking slacker
December 1st, 2007 at 1:16 pmThis is a joke right?
December 1st, 2007 at 1:20 pmI am with Sandy K. . . .
December 1st, 2007 at 1:28 pmO.K. now I got past the headline
… I KNOW you would not take out Bash Pat! That part is 
Bash is O.K. though right???
December 1st, 2007 at 1:30 pmI about soiled myself when I read that. Then it occurred to me the Bash has nine lives and I thought 89% of Bash beats 100% of cowardly, American-hating lib every time.
We’re going to be okay.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:30 pmDamn Pat,
You got me on that one! I shit my pants, dude, don’t do that to us. There’s so few of the good one’s out there!
FUK N A
December 1st, 2007 at 1:31 pmWhile you’re at it, take this opportunity to kill RightHandGirl. Sure she’s a pretty face, but nobody takes Youtube girls seriously.
I liked Bash, but oh well. :/
December 1st, 2007 at 1:34 pmAt least someone knows how to write a headline that will capture the attention of headline readers.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:37 pmI don’t just read the headlines. With all the weird and crazy shit that goes on everyday all over the place it could have been real!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:40 pmThats why it was so upsetting to me when I first saw it.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:41 pmjoke turns into a soap opera..
December 1st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Wow bashman gone that hurts!!! Hey pat you taking applications yet? Ive got a dead pig bleached skull and every thing 
December 1st, 2007 at 2:14 pmWell it had a good shock effect. I saw that and was like holy shit, but that thought only lasted a second. Good way to keep us on our toes Pat.
I heard bashman went to davey jones locker, kicked his ass then swam back to the surface 2 days later
December 1st, 2007 at 2:18 pmDamn, you almost killed me with that one Pat.
December 1st, 2007 at 2:32 pm“…woke up at 12:30 PM…”
12:30? WTF Pat? You and Rummy out closing down the bars again? You’re acting like we’ve beat al qaeda’s ass in Iraq or some such….oh, that’s right we have. Sucks doesn’t it dems?
December 1st, 2007 at 3:15 pmParty on Pat and RIP Bash..
I found a Will of the Bashman’s … He says, “In lue of flowers please send donations to drillanwr for a Memorial to be built in my image … Cash Only” … eh hemmm …
I thought something crafted from beer cans and bottles …
December 1st, 2007 at 3:34 pmDoes Bashman get to hang out with Evil Knievel now?
December 1st, 2007 at 3:52 pmCan’t say I didn’t see it coming. When the cat’s away, the mice will sit around, smoke way too much weed, and have long, existential coversations with the skulls of pigs about the latest smurf smoking fetish video.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:29 pmDidn’t you know Bash was a Hillary plant? Good fucking riddance! But, like all bad pennys, he’ll turn up.
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:57 amI have first dibs on the pig head and the old radio…
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:44 amWho are you kidding? We all know that Jack Bauer wears Bashman pajamas.
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:16 pm