Exploding Jihadi Heads: Military To Deploy New “Scanners” Weapon
Dude…this is freaking wild. What a way to strike terror into the dark heart of terrorists. Habib, Ahmed, and Abdullah are jumping up and down with their RPGs and their AKs screaming “Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!” At the top of their weasely little voices and suddenly Habib stops jumping and gets this strange look on his face.
His head starts smoking and he begins screaming like teenie-bopper on a roller coaster. He drops his weapon and his clothes burst into flames and you hear the searing, hissing, and popping of good old Habib cooking up nice and tender via laser beam.
Ahmed squeals “Its the infidel death ray!” And they run home…honestly believing that those American Infidels are not of this Earth.
heh heh..I enjoyed writing that just now.
This from Wired:
Exactly one year ago today, the First Marine Expeditionary Force in Iraq signed off on an “urgent operational need” for an airborne tactical laser that could, in the words of the formal request, create “instantaneous burst-combustion of insurgent clothing, a rapid death through violent trauma, and more probably a morbid combination of both.”
In other words, the lasers don’t just kill people, but they kill people in really gruesome, frightening ways — particularly because the beam from such weapons, like the Advanced Tactical Laser, is invisible to the human eye. That means you could have three guys standing around, and one of them suddenly burst into flames.
Read the whole Wired article by Sharon Weinberger here.
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I work as a programmer for laser cutting machines so i fully understand the capabilities lasers have and what they could do if you invest enough money into R&D, and yes you very well could have this weapon become reality. Lasers could even be used to target enemy weapons and take them right out of their hands since a laser can shoot amazing distances with unheard of accuracy.
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:10 pmTo Bad we could not throw some PORK in with that BBQ!!
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pmImagine Col Ahkmed or some munchkin MF-er like the head monkey himself addressing his men…and suddenly his head does one of these :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:23 pmThis may be a more accurate depiction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToXuKnCk8ks
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:26 pmYes!
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 pmI’ll have 2 jihadis with everything, heavy pork. And please make sure they are hot!!
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:39 pm
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:04 pmI want one! Second Amendment right.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:05 pmI’ll be in my bunk…
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:11 pmOOoohh - can’t wait to see the videos of this in action someday….
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:23 pmI’d like one of these jobbies installed on my cell phone!
Mahmoud! telephone call!
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:53 pm