Happy New Year, Everybody

December 31st, 2007 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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They got these inexpensive things called taxis, so don’t be whacking people in unnecessary fiery metal explosions. Another taxi or buddy’ll get you back to your vehicle in the morning.

Suggested New Year’s resolution: Fight harder.

Two sentences that always mean the opposite: “I’m a straight shooter”, “I’m a no-bullshit kind of guy”

Head for the hills: “Trust me”.

Wise man once say: “Information is a loaded gun. Be careful who you hand a loaded gun to.”

Final Truism: Women and men are never “just friends”. There are of course exceptions to every rule, but no man puts his valuable time into regularly “hanging” with a chick he doesn’t want to bone. We just won’t waste our time on that when we could be doing something funner, or with a chance for sex. If you hear that “we’re just friends” crap from a mate, it ain’t true, even if it’s the woman saying it, and she genuinely believes it. They guy “friend” in question is always in the process of completing the mission. If you’re a guy whose hanging with a chick you don’t want to “do”, it’s either because you’re gay or you have to because of work.

Bottom’s up. And down. And…


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4 Responses

  1. POD1

    Happy New Year Pat.
    May happiness good fortune smile upon you in 2008.

    Same goes to all the Dollard contributors and posters.

    In 2008 I hope each and every liberal out there wins a mega-jackpot lottery, and still not have enough money to pay off their proctology bills.

  2. franchie

    happy new year to you and to “iveri bodi” here

    final truism, I have plenty of male friends with whom I can discuss on whatever matters ; most of them are my business customers ; they even researched and carried on coming because of that, I admit though that I don’t go into their car or to restaurant with them

  3. drillanwr

    Happy New Year!

  4. steve m

    Happiest of New Years to all. God Bless.

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