AP’s Top 10 News Stories Of 2007
These are the what the Associated Press are calling the top news stories of 2007.
1. Virginia Tech Killings
2. Mortgage Crisis
3. Iraq War
4. Oil Prices
5. Chinese Exports
6. Global Warming
7. Bridge Collapse
8. Presidential Campaign
9. Immigration Debate
10. Iran’s Nuclear Program
I can’t make up my mind whether AP stands for After Peeing or Ass Paper.
Who fooking cares. Gen Petraeous is my man of the year. And the bad-ass troops that he comands are my story of the year.
Did I say Bite Me AP yet? Oops, my bad.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:20 pmGiven the AP’s track record, I’m surprised they didn’t list the Triceratops as Pet of the Year.
Fucking dinosaur media. 8-Track tapes at least had the good sense to die a quick death. The MSM is dead from the neck up, and the corpse beneath it just keeps writhing and wriggling. I’ll be delighted when Citizen Journalism holds a pillow over the MSM’s head and smothers it.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:28 pmWhat about ASS PEEING
December 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pmat picture titles. I agree, the world problems deserve the top 10. I wish Petraeus was man of the year. Oh well. I also like our troops as story of the year.
December 21st, 2007 at 6:23 pm