Dumb Crook Moment: Guy Shoots His Own Testicle Robbing A Store
He obviously has been watching too many movies…
Ya don’t put the barrel of your pistol in the vicinity of the family jewels!
And of all places! KOKOMO!
KOKOMO - Kokomo police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.
A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry this morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.
Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn’t injured.
A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.
Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.
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Can’t call him numb nuts, just numb nut.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:31 pmJohn, I couldn’t possibly found that
January 15th, 2008 at 2:55 pmDON’T ANYBODY MOVE OR I SWEAR I’LL BLOW MY SCROTUM ALL OVER THIS TOWN!
[”Oh, Lawdy lawd. Somebody hep me!”]
SHUT UP!
January 15th, 2008 at 3:09 pmAs Norm McDonald would say: “It hurts like a bastard”!
January 15th, 2008 at 3:20 pmThis is obviously the fault of the tobacco industry. Look for this idiot to become an instant millionaire via “Silky”.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:57 pm*shakes head*…this is the kind of guy AQ recruits. And this guy sacrificed his right nut for an unspecified amount of cash (probably not in excess of $200) and a pack of smokes. A PACK! Hell, I’d at least take a carton or three. “My kingdom for a smoke!”
January 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pmI’m filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of this disenchfranchised gentleman…it’s obvious that the handgun manufacturer was negligent in not providing the proper safety mechanisms or adequate warning labels visibly placed on the handgun, and the pants manufacturer did not have a disclaimer warning against placing a firearm next to your nads….Contacting the ACLU now…
This is Mother Nature’s way of putting chlorine in the gene pool…..
January 16th, 2008 at 4:38 amHe is now half the man he used to be ha ha
January 16th, 2008 at 6:56 amRule #1 Keep your finger off the trigger till you’re ready to shoot.
Rule #2 Never point your firearm at anything your don’t intend to shoot.
Looks like a violation the the rules to me
January 16th, 2008 at 7:42 amBOOM! Nutshot!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 10:16 amNiggers - can’t live with them - can’t live with them.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:27 amNow he can go to nigger college and get his degree the he will be known as Dummy Nigger, Esquire.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:23 amAt least he won’t be breeding any more niggers. All they do is rob, loot, rape, maim, and kill. Retarded apes.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:37 amStupid shitskin. Guess it won’t be contaminating the world any more.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:08 pmlol stupid dumb black bastard haha
January 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pmniggers never seize to amaze me. For probably about $200 this dumb, one-nut nigger is going to do a minimum 5 years. He could have made alot more with one weeks worth of honest work, but let me not forget this is a nigger. Hopefully the bullet to the balls will render him infertile, as not to pollute the earth with any more niglets. Hey, at least something positive may come from the whole ordeal.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pmThe feral coon didn’t finish the job, but hopefully it won’t be able to breed any welfare rats now.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pmishot,
No such luck, he’s 25 so he already has 8 kids. This poor oppressed chimp was just trying to provide new-paots fo’ ‘is fambly ‘n’ shit!
January 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm