…And Speaking Of Sex With Sheep In Algeria
Don’t you be violatin’ my hoes!
TWO British oil workers have been sacked after simulating sex with sheep due to be slaughtered for a Muslim festival.
The animals were being killed for 30 foreign workers to celebrate Eid Al Adhha in the Algerian oil town Hassi Messaoud.
The men, who have not been named, were reported by stunned restaurant workers and guards — then sacked by their employer, US industrial giant Schlumberger.
They were accused of “sheep violation”.
A spokesman for the company — which provides services to oil firms — said: “The individuals have been dismissed because their behaviour was totally unacceptable.”
Meanwhile a police spokesman warned that local Muslims saw the sacrificing of sheep at Eid as “some-
thing very sacred”.
One ex-pat living in Algeria told The Sun: “If you relate this to teacher Gillian Gibbons they can thank their lucky stars.
“All she did was name a teddy bear Mohammed.”
(Sun)
something that a sensitive person wouldn’t make anyway ; here, it’s just provocation, a drunken English ?
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So, there’s a Sheep with it’s head stuck in a fence and this Pakistani is Fucking it like there’s no tomorrow!
That’s when Ahmadinejad walks up and says “Hey can I try that?”
The Pakistani Pulls out and says “Sure, why not?”
Then Ahmadinejad says “Sweet! But just one question; How do I get my head in the fence?”
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Why do Muslims wear Robes?
Because Sheep can hear a Zipper a Mile away!
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But seriously, I forgot to send you this one the other day:
“Klamath Falls couple accused of sexually abusing dog”
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:07 pmhttp://www.kval.com/news/local/12884037.html
You’ll have to check with the experts on this, but isn’t sex with sheep permitted under sharia law?
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:37 pmPatrons were shocked and outraged. “They were doing it all wrong,” one complained. “By the Prophet’s testicles, don’t they have livestock in whatever infidel country they come from?”
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 pmthey must of been homesick welshmen.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm