Bomb Squad Called In To Disarm Dildo
STOCKHOLM, Sweden- A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.
A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country’s second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.
The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.
“The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed,” Strannegard said.
(AP)
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Batteries included, eh?!?
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 6:45 pmheh heh drill…..cops had bad vibe.
January 16th, 2008 at 7:24 pmWhen I worked in Baggage Services for TWA we used to get “buzzing bags” pretty often we’d open it up and search the bag and just turn it off and close it back up(sometimes it was an electric razor, not nearly as much fun)…it was funny as hell when the passenger would come into the office because the bag wasn’t on the carousel and we would all make a point of whispering to each other and looking around the corner at them so they knew that we knew. Of course, this was before 9/11 and a lot of things that were funny then stopped being funny. Moral of the story take the damn batteries out or expect to be embarrassed.
January 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pmHey…
They don’t dick around
January 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pmThis is one funny ass story
too bad the cops really blew their load on this one. who was the janitor? groundskeeper willy. call the cops on a vibrating package
January 16th, 2008 at 9:46 pmOh criminy….don’t give the Moose-leems another great idea.
January 16th, 2008 at 10:24 pmIvan the Kafir could be right … Better contact the all sex shops and have them keep an eye out for any suspicious “bulk” purchasing of mechanical sex toys by young Muslim men.
January 17th, 2008 at 6:17 am