Hugo Chavez Is A Coke Head
By Michelle Malkin • January 20, 2008 05:50 PM
Have you ever listened to Hugo Chavez and thought to yourself: “That thug must be on something?”
Well, you were right. Via the Miami Herald (hat tip - reader Craig) comes Chavez’s admission that he chews coca–you know, that same stuff that gets refined into cocaine:
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I forget where I read it, but it was just within the past four days. Chavez’ country has become the major shipment center for cocaine over Columbia. Maybe he’s getting prepared for the possibility of a blockade of all shipments of oil by our Navy or maybe he’s going to stop shipment of oil.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:41 amI would think a plane he is on could have some kind of catastrophic failure. Some people just need killin’
January 21st, 2008 at 4:43 amSay, did anybody else notice the little horn growing out of the right side of “the devil’s” head? I think a little waterboarding will adjust his attitude in the appopriate manner.
January 21st, 2008 at 6:43 amWow a South American coke head? are you serious? that must be very uncommon. ((Best Scarface voice)) “say hello to my little friend”
This guy is a disgrace to anyone bearing the name ‘world leader’. Just a whackjob with too damn much oil money
January 21st, 2008 at 7:28 amIn my best Rick James voice:
Cocaine is a hellofa drug.
January 21st, 2008 at 7:44 amPicture caption:
Fidel: “Dude, unclench a little.”
January 21st, 2008 at 7:44 amCocaine?!?
Really? I kind of had him pegged for a crack whore, squatted under a trash and “waste” cluttered bridge … “givin’ some” to the dealer in exchange for a fix.
Is that … his Conjoined Fetus Twin growing out of his forehead? Or a third nipple for Fidel to nurse off of?
January 21st, 2008 at 9:26 amCaption:
eehhh, jugo my freeend, eees that your leeetle seeester?
January 21st, 2008 at 10:05 amCokehead ya’ say? Well that certainly would explain the Kennedy clan’s infatuation with him.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:18 am