Man Arrested For Pooping All Over Neighbors

January 22nd, 2008 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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MADISON, Wis. (AP) - Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in an apartment building’s basement laundry room led to charges Thursday against a 19-year-old man.

Authorities said Ronnie A. Ballard was arrested after a woman whose laundry had been soiled chased him back to his apartment in an adjoining building.

Residents also reported finding feces in shoes and boots in an apartment hallway and in washing machines where it soiled a comforter, baby clothes and other items that had to be thrown out.

Ballard was charged with three counts of disorderly conduct, three counts of criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping. Court records showed he also is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.

Ballard was jailed in lieu of $1,400 bail.


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15 Responses

  1. puck30

    Make Him Do 5 to 10 locked in a ‘Johnny-On-The-Spot’. :twisted:

  2. drillanwr

    What the Sam T. Hell?!?

  3. Ken Holton

    He should fit right in the prison laundry program, although he may be shitting donuts after the others find out what he’s in for.

  4. Kurt(the infidel)

    This reminds me of a few times when we were building houses. Well this one house in particular. We had the house completely framed in and the roof was on, in the process of putting the doors and windows in. well the bricklayers showed up, and after that we kept finding piles of shit underneath the window sills, here the mexican bricklayers were sitting on the sills and crapping in corners where we were working. talk about nasty. had to be careful where you walked. People living in big mansions in ohio have no idea whats underneath those nice marble floors haha :lol:

  5. Joe in MD

    On every carrier I’ve been on, there has always been a “mad shitter”. They usually shit in the shower stalls hoping someone will step in it I guess. Some people have some pretty fucked up idea of what’s funny.

  6. Turambar

    I was laughing my ass off when I saw the headline, about to send the link to a friend of mine with a note like “dude cut it out, I know it’s you” then I realize… it’s my city…

  7. drillanwr

    Wait … Isn’t the punishment for this that he should have his nose rubbed in the “mess” and then be swatted mercilessly about the nose and head with a rolled up newspaper?

  8. franchie

    you would be surprised that some hotel customers do that too ; the scato behaviour has something alike as a primitiv comportment : one has to marck his territory ; dunno what Freud would say :lol:

  9. franchie

    hey what’s that ?

  10. Phil N Blanx

    What a crappy story….someone had to say it.

  11. Dan (The Infidel)

    Yeah, we had a mad shitter in my barracks in Germany. My squad use to clean the latrines every day and some asshole would dump a load in the shower every night. When the duties changed and another squad had their turn at bat, they set a trap for the shitbird…caught him, and he was later discharged from the military. What an fuckhead.

    Hope this guy gets to bunk with bubba. Better still, make his ass clean out septic systems for a year…supervised of course…

  12. drillanwr

    :arrow: Dan (The Infidel)

    Hope this guy gets to bunk with bubba. Better still, make his ass clean out septic systems for a year…supervised of course…
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    Dan,

    Should he actually go to jail, I’m quite certain his “ass” will be pretty … eh hem … “busy”, especially if Bubba’s about.

  13. franchie

    http://www.break.com/index/monkey-needs-a-drink.html

    I am sure Bash will appreciate :lol:

  14. allahlovesporkchops

    Kurt(theinfidel),
    We had the same shit happening in Omaha. It was the Mexican bricklayers doing it here as well. Small world when there’s no border security.

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