Belly Laugh: Iran Claims To Be #1 World Superpower
Okay, I have finally stopped laughing…these people are seriously deluded, very cunning, and dying for someone like Israel or the U.S. to throw a punch at them because, whether you believe it or not, they want war and chaos in the Middle East.
It’s part of their Twelfth Imam Strategy for eschatological manipulation.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared on Thursday that Iran was the world’s “number one” power, as he launched a bitter new assault on domestic critics he accused of siding with the enemy.
“Everybody has understood that Iran is the number one power in the world,” Ahmadinejad said in a speech to families who lost loved ones in the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war.
“Today the name of Iran means a firm punch in the teeth of the powerful and it puts them in their place,” he added in the address broadcast live on state television.
Ahmadinejad’s comments come amid renewed Western efforts on the UN Security Council to agree a third package of sanctions against Tehran over its refusal to suspend sensitive nuclear activities.
They also came a day after former top nuclear negotiator Hassan Rowhani launched an unprecedented attack on Ahmadinejad’s foreign policy, accusing him of using “coarse slogans and grandstanding”.
“You can see how some people here… try to materialise the plans of the enemies and by showing that Iran is small and the enemy is big,” added Ahmadinejad.
“These are the people who put the enemies of humanity in the place of God,” said the deeply religious president.
He also told the families of the “martyrs” of the war that their loss was not in vain as the message of the Islamic revolution of 1979 that ousted the pro-US shah was spreading all over the world.
“Today the message of your revolution is being heard in South America, East Asia, in the heart of Europe and even in the United States itself,” he said.
Ahmadinejad said he talked with people everywhere he travelled in the world and “it is like I am in district 17 in Tehran”, referring to the low-income area in the south of the Iranian capital where he was giving his speech.
Ahmadinejad is due to travel to Iraq on Sunday in the first visit by a president of the Islamic republic to its western neighbour.
(AP)
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“eschatological manipulation” mighty big words for us ignorant knuckle dragging conservative readers
I want to take a shit in a certain well…
February 28th, 2008 at 9:17 amThe Lollipop King speaks!!! What no new catch phrases about the destruction of the Big & Little Satans? What a let down. I guess it must of been a big week of flogging people for walking the dog, or torturing those sluts who won’t cover their heads.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:18 amI want to take a shit in a certain well…
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you and me both! right after eating some of the most hardcore mexican food and a case of light beer
February 28th, 2008 at 9:22 amNothing I love better than a GOOD pissing contest
February 28th, 2008 at 9:22 amThat’s scary, actually. That little pissant believes his own press - this can’t be good.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:00 amBaghdad Bob has to be writing his material.
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
http://www.cfif.org/htdocs/freedomline/current/in_our_opinion/baghdad_bob.htm
February 28th, 2008 at 10:19 am“Everybody has understood that Iran is the number one power in the world,” Ahmadinejad said in a speech to families who lost loved ones in the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war. ”
Hey, maybe Achmedthewhackjob could get a job working for Comedy Central. He could hook up with Jeff Dunham and be a live version of Achmed The Dead Terrorist.
Either that or do a cartoon for South Park with his real voice. Hell, he’s one big fat cartoon character if you ask me.
Then again, maybe he’s been breaking into the Mooslem ceremonial hash-smoking pipe again.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am“Today the message of your revolution is being heard in South America, East Asia, in the heart of Europe and even in the United States itself,” ..”I’m here all week folks, try the veal”…
Live from Tehran its open mike night at the brand new 7th century theatre. On tap tonight stonings, beheadings, Koranic Karaoke, and an appearance by that mad-capped, monkey faced sensation Amanutjob. All proceeds to benefit the International Hopeless-Hajithon. - Hey, those explosive vests are expensive folks! Take my wife, any of ‘em, please!
February 28th, 2008 at 10:50 amActually, thats true…
…If you don’t count the US, UK, Canada, China, India, Pakistan, Israel, all of Europe, Greenland, Micronesia, all of Asia (except Iran and Tibet), Antarctica, all of South America (except Venezuela), all of Africa, Austrialia, and the rest of the planet.
I bet Iran could kick Tibet’s ass. The Chinese did.
February 28th, 2008 at 11:11 amFTA: “Ahmadinejad said he talked with people everywhere he travelled in the world and “it is like I am in district 17 in Tehran”, referring to the low-income area in the south of the Iranian capital where he was giving his speech.”
I think the people of Columbia University would take offense at this statement… Regardless of what we think of Ahmadinejad being invited to actually speak on their campus.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pmThe last comic standing.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:09 pm