February 18, 2008
6:39 A.M.
A certain rock star is getting 3 episodes of the series tomorrow…
Fuckin’ Megyn Kelly looks pretty nasty hot today. It’s all leg up to upper thigh…
Get ready for a Hussein backlash over the next two weeks…
6:58 A.M.
I’m starting to get glad that Free Credit Report guy lost all his money.
7:39 A.M.
So Bush Sr. just gave the official endorsement.
8:39 A.M.
I hate writing stuff that’s all earnest and shit, and my own drunkalogue could fill 6,000 pages of “Deep Thoughts” so I’m not talking down to anyone, but I feel compelled to share a story in the event someone gets something helpful out of it. A terrific young Marine I was with in Ramadi is about to spend the rest of his life in the brig cos he accidentally shot and killed a boot in the chest in the barracks while he was drunk out of his mind. It was his sixth alcohol-related incident. Some of us just can’t drink, but we keep pushing it, and shit inevitably happens. And too often, it’s big shit. I don’t know about all that “disease” business, but I do know an illness when I see one. Like a mental one, replete with it’s own insanity. The insanity of alcoholism is the inability to recall with sufficient force the consequences of one’s drinking. It’s like a mental blackout that precedes picking up the first drink of the next bender. Kind of a helpless condition. They say if you can’t help yourself sufficiently, then reach out and get some fucking help.
11:55 A.M.
Two words why it’s the height of irresponsibility to sit this general election out in protest: Supreme Court.
11:58 A.M.
It ain’t the Nuge, by the way.
2:06 P.M.
Nudity warning:
In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” The photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.
Here, actress Lindsay Lohan recreates the famous shots:
Video:
4:15 P.M.
This man-looking bitch needs to be strung up by her tits. Next time a black person has something good to say about this country without qualifying it, let me the fuck know. Y’all got problems? Get fucking jobs or at least Google “Bill Cosby Speech”. Enough.:
4:32 P.M.
I’ve had a bunch of errands today, and am always strapped, and I’m ridin with one of my buddies, and I’m just havin’ this weird sensation all day of like being back on patrol and wanting to shoot the fuck out of somebody and about a half hour ago I realize that today is the anniversary of the worst of my 7 times getting my ass blown up; saw that fucking flash, knew what was coming, blown out the vehicle, two buddies dead. Right next to me. Man I want to get with the Marines in Afghanistan and savor some Goddamn Taliban death.
4:42 P.M.
Pat’s in a cranky fuckin’ mood today. I’m so tired of these no-self sacrificing glory-hound mothershitfuckerpieces of shit running for the job of actually running the show of this country’s policies and destinies and I just want to….who of these fucks outside of McCain has given what? Knows shit about the real world, about how to face enemies, how to serve, not pretend to serve for self-glorification and profit?
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6:39 A.M.
A certain rock star is getting 3 episodes of the series tomorrow…
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Okay, Pat …
Looks as if you’re gonna make us guess.
Ted Nugent??
February 18th, 2008 at 7:09 amHere’s a Monday morning thought …
What if Hillary DOES lose the dem nomination to Hussein … and then she endorses McCain?
OH! And what if McCain picks HRC as his Veep running mate? …
You know, there IS a limit to how much Tylenol you can safely take before you fuck up your liver …
February 18th, 2008 at 7:13 amA certain rockstar. umm im gonna guess that ozzys show on mtv is making a comeback?
I wish that free credit report guy would also lose his commercial acting job.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:22 amPat,
With respect to the idiots running around the nations capital here, what do you think we should do about Pakistan and their continual support for Taliban in the mountains regions near the border? I think we should destroy that area ASAP, but you see how certain US officials continue to approach this topic.
I mean NSA is running surveillance, SF is deployed all in the area, drones are off taking pot shots at higher ups…but the real question is what the hell should we do to that area?
If we leave it alone then later we will continue down the path to get Taliban douche-bagistan jr…If we go in, then the world will continue to scream bloody murder, and the leftist in this country will go nuts (not to mention the resources need for an endeavor like that…mountain fighting? Aw Nuts!)
Just curious as to what you think we should do…other than call in you and Nugent to kick ass,
Pit Bull
February 18th, 2008 at 7:49 amUncle Ted? That would be perfect!
February 18th, 2008 at 7:50 amTrent Reznor? jk
I could only wish. :/
February 18th, 2008 at 9:02 amPat:
Remember the sick cow video?? And the government agency’s stating we had nothing to worry about??
Huge Beef Recall Stems From Calif. Plant
143 Million Pounds of Beef Recalled From Calif. Slaughterhouse; Largest U.S. Recall Ever
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=4304798
February 18th, 2008 at 9:31 amHeh funny you should mention Megyn Kelly today, Maxim had a piece that determined the more right-leaning the cable network, the hotter the anchor chicks.
FNC of course, came out on top, then CNBC, CNN, and MSNBC. Guess FBN is still too new to have been considered, but there’s no denying that makes watching the news much easier. I guess because she’s on “Red Eye” so frequently, my favorite hottie is Julie Banderas.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:05 amSad story about the Marines
Preach all you want, I hate to see mistakes destroy otherwise fruitful lives
>> Put away the keys and weapons before the party starts
February 18th, 2008 at 10:40 amAll we can do is offer up prayers for him … I’m sure his soul is in complete turmoil.
It is amazing what just a couple brief seconds can do to change the course of one or more lives … (Saw this when TWO of my oldest daughter’s high school friends were killed instantly in a bad car accident with two other friends … ’simply’ because the driver failed to re-check both directions before pulling out onto the highway …)
And then there is the fact that he will NOW join those shady leftist and MSM statistics about our troops coming home from Iraq and going on those mass murdering rampages …
Sometimes this world can really suck …
February 18th, 2008 at 10:58 amSorry to hear about that Marine. thats a sad ass story.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:27 amI tend to remember everything until just before I pass out, which happens very rarely. My brother doesn’t seem to remember anything after the first couple of drinks. I think that is a big difference.
We tell him what he does, but he doesn’t care. His life is a disaster. He can’t hold a job, he drives drunk, he goes into rages. He got pissed at me for not co-signing a loan for him. I believe my exact words were “Fuck, no. Ask someone who doesn’t care about their credit.”
If he had been trying to turn his life around, I might have taken the risk. But I’ve given him chances before, and he fucked them up. I believe in giving second chances. Third, fourth, fifth, etc., chances, not so much.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:49 amBTW, heard about that Texas refinery explosion?
I called my mother and told her to fill up her Tahoe before the prices go through the roof.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:51 amYeah, always seems to be some sort of refinery what-not shit happeneing when the prices at the pump are on the fence of either going up or down.
Sorry about your brother, but tough love not only helps him but protects you.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:02 pm@drill:
My mom’s trying to get him to join the Marines. She figures he’s safer dodging IEDs in Iraq than what he’s doing now. A friend of his who enlisted a while back is the only one of his crew that’s doing anything with his life. He won’t even hang out with his old drinking buddies anymore because they are as self-destructive a bunch as you’ll find, and he’s done with that.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pmI hate to see the military used as a source of rehab of any kind, but sometimes it’s just the kick in the ass a self-consumed and aimless kid needs to wake up and get on track. If that’s the path he takes I hope he knows how lucky he is for the opportunity, and I wish him much good luck in finding a better future.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm***sing-song-voice*** “Somebody got a boob-job while in rehab …”
February 18th, 2008 at 3:18 pmDamn Pat, that Lohan is ugly as shit. For Christmas don’t do that anymore!! Keep it to yourself bro!
Semper
February 18th, 2008 at 3:58 pmThat is sad about the Marine.
My son is a grunt so he lives in grunt world as he calls it on base.
About a month or so ago my son and a bunch of buddies went to see a concert and when they got back about 2am? there was windows smashed and some stuff missing from the rooms. My sons brand new gaming laptop he bought from his money he got while in Iraq was missing but the cords were still there, no one could figure that out and a playstation and other stuff from other rooms was missing.
Well of course all hell broke out that this happened on the base and that no one heard anything!!
2 weeks later my son was home on Christmas and his roommate called and his laptop had been pushed down in the gap between the counter and wall.
February 18th, 2008 at 4:28 pmYou know my son said to me that it was one of the guys drunk out of his mind and would not even remember doing any of it.
He sees it all the time and he is not roomates with one of the guys he was before because he has a big drinking problem.
I wish there was something else other than life in the brig for this tragedy. If my son was the one dead by this I would hope that I could have courage to not pray evil upon the person who harmed him without malice but through carelessness.
lohan = Marilyn only if lohan ends up dead soon
February 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pmLohan is no Monroe.
I think I know who wears the strap-on in the Obama bedroom.
If you’re feeling twitchy, make sure your gun is pointed in a safe direction, like at a hippy.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:26 pmMichelle Hussein … fooking BITE ME!
February 18th, 2008 at 6:30 pmPat…why don’t ya just ask Megyn out? Is she Married? Have your people call her people…it’s a match made in…well it’s a match. Good Luck!!
February 18th, 2008 at 7:47 pmFirst time in her adult life shes felt proud about this country? Fuck her and fuck barak
February 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pmPolitical Fish:
I gotta policy of not getting hooked-up with a lawyer. That’s not a divorce you want to go through.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pmPat, you have a great point. And think about a lawyer that knows literally everything about your life and finances. forget that shit. Have your people call Julie banderas’ people. hit that for the home team!
February 18th, 2008 at 9:00 pmJulie is the fucking shit.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:12 pmShe sure is. Beautiful!
February 18th, 2008 at 9:15 pmCASTRO HAS RESIGNED!!!
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1941945720080219
Oh and viva Julie Banderas!
February 19th, 2008 at 12:12 amI’m pretty sure Megan got married recently.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:35 amWOW is that is that a 1 piece longjohn M.O. is wearing ? trapdoor style? shitty as her speech.!!
February 19th, 2008 at 4:35 amStay tuned to the Paki election results.
Don’t marry lawyers - period. My 2nd wife is a nurse…the best.
O’bama - is an Ivy leaguer. He likes to talk the “poor talk” as the Irish call it. More fucking hot air than the balloon fest in New Mexico. Those who will vote for him will truly be grasping for the wind - for that’s all he’s offering - air.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:58 amMy Dad was in ‘Nam 3 times. Came back, unscathed physically. McCain out to trounce either of those two light weights.