February 26, 2008
8:15 A.M.
Ha, ha, ha, bless your soul. You really think you’re in control?
8:37 A.M
Starbucks is closing for three hours today, “retraining” everyone, and throwing out and no longer selling a lot of their extras, like certain sandwiches and stuff. “We are going to basics, focusing just on making a good cup of coffee.”
Which I appreciate, since the last one I bought there tasted like someone had been using the machine as a toilet they hadn’t cleaned in years. And I am fervently hoping that they are not going to lose the strippers at the one by the trailer park in the Polipsey Florida, a town I often find myself picking up large packages. Of cookies…for orphans…
8:41 A.M.
Sen. John Warner was just hospitalized, no further details. Hussein probably put a particularly nasty Kenyan voodoo curse on him after he demanded more specifics from Ol’ Elmer Gantry about Taliban-Gate…
9:49 A.M.
Overheard from 9 year-old yesterday on Hussein’s decision to no longer wear an American Flag pin on his lapel:
“There’s something wrong with that dude”.
My attitude on the matter: Never forget. Never forget that he chose to stop wearing it. There is no excuse in the universe for it being an appropriate decision.
11:11 A.M.
Alright, I know my synapses are firing on all cylinders cos Greg Guttfeld’s mom agrees with me about Hillary’s speech being the most important one of the campaign, and how it is the perfect, and very funny, indictment of the most dangerous man in America. This is not some Hillary endrosement of any sort, I wouldn’t let that bitch in my house. I’m just saying she’s said one of the most important things Americans need to hear right now.
12:20 P.M.
Speaking of Gutfeld, a good point made last night: “Jessica Alba would look hot even after a horrific traffic accident”
1:30 P.M.
Comment Note To Readers: Sometimes you’ll post a comment and it seems to go into the ethers. Not true, from time to time the spam filter will, Like HAL in 2001, exercise a mind of its own, and put a comment into the spam box for no good reason. The box is checked usually every 5-15 minutes, and all legit comments are manually retrieved by my moderators. So don’t sweat it if your comment seems lost, it isn’t, it’s just in spam for a few, which is no different than being in moderation. All good souls are freed from purgatory.
2:03 P.M.
Special nod to “Rojo Nixon” for cool pseudonym.
3:06 P.M.
The content and media-interpreted results of this scheduled 30 hour debate will be the strongest harbinger we have of how the Iraq issue will be debated and play out during the general election.
The Republicans need to ride victory in Iraq right back into the White House, Congress and Senate.
3:25 P.M.
Fact: There is no civil war in Iraq. There never was a civil war in Iraq.
3:41 P.M.
Stop the presses: Senator Chris Dodd just endorsed Hussein. The AP thought they should make a very important point in the story: “Dodd’s fluency in Spanish might also give a boost to Obama on the campaign trail in Texas, where a large bloc of Latino voters will help determine the fate of 228 delegates on Tuesday.”
4:54 P.M.
By Samantha L. Quigley
American Forces Press Service
WASHINGTON, Feb. 26, 2008 - A troop-support group in a small southern Michigan town is working to raise public awareness and appreciation for troops and their families.
“‘Operation Never Forgotten’ bridges the gap between our military and civilian worlds by creating nonpartisan national awareness advertising for our troops, veterans and their families,” Linda Kelly, the group’s president and founder, said. “(The organization) has rolled out over 500 billboards across America on highways and in airports from Times Square to L.A.”
The billboards display an unmistakable military theme with phrases encouraging viewers to remember and support the military and their families and the sacrifices they’re making. For example, one shows an American soldier with the phrase “Heroes Not From Movies.”
The group avoids espousing opinions about the war.
“Operation Never Forgotten separates the war from the warrior,” Kelly said, adding that the group’s campaigns stimulate volunteerism for all military support organizations helping deployed troops and wounded warriors, as well as those honoring our fallen heroes.
The organization is working to expand its advertising to media outlets beyond highway billboards. It’s focusing on other outlets where its message will be seen, including transit systems, shopping malls, sports facilities, and more traditional advertising venues like newspapers, magazines and radio.
Operation Never Forgotten recently became a supporter of America Supports You, a Defense Department program connecting citizens and companies with servicemembers and their families serving at home and abroad.
6:40 P.M.
Truth: If you quickdraw your sidearm and firmly but playfully press it against a clothed woman’s vagina, you will get many kisses. It’s quite the enigma…but don’t try this if you really don’t know what you’re handling, in terms of either the weapon or the woman.
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yer crazy.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:30 amDo you boys need a ‘time out’ ?
Well, in Dollard’s case, a ’spanking’ …
February 26th, 2008 at 8:36 amEver kayak?, your going the way the river is taking you, all you can do is make adjustments to the conditions. To think your in control is foolish.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:39 amits just gnarles barkley. but im sure pat would enjoy a good spanking.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:55 amChad -
“Thank you, sir, may I have another?”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKpKSZGSkuo
February 26th, 2008 at 9:08 amLMFAO @
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then … spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me!
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.
DINGO: And after the spanking … the oral sex.
GALAHAD: Oh, dear! Well, I…
GIRLS: The oral sex … The oral sex.
GALAHAD: Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:16 amGood call, Chad old boy, good call. The song, and that lyric, are a central theme in the third episode.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:26 amROFLMFAO!!!
Ohhhh! Cabin Fever can be a bitch, eh?
And then there are these deliciously sloppy moments of sugar-coated insanity …
February 26th, 2008 at 9:26 amI added a gun emoticon. no more complaints!
February 26th, 2008 at 11:51 amJesus Chad….can we get a real gun? Maybe a 16 or 240…shit even a nice quiet 50. Please! That little one hander is not killing many Jihads in one swipe
February 26th, 2008 at 12:03 pmCHAD! Love it!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:06 pmI volunteer to smoke that ‘turd’ in Purgatory with your name on it that G-d has set aside for you …
“You talkin’ to me? … You talkin’ to ME? …”
Thanks, babe!
Maggie
February 26th, 2008 at 12:17 pmwho wants some of this?!
sorry i just wanted to use the new gun emoticon
February 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pmKurt -
I’m strafing the dem-subject threads … HEH!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pmPat -
That Alba pic must’ve been taken ‘outside’ on the shores of Lake Erie today … eh, Kurt? … Kurt? … KURT!? … Snap out of it, boy!
February 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pmyou should get a counter for this site so we can see how many people look at it.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pmJust a little test…
February 26th, 2008 at 1:43 pmwtf. i said no complaining, and whats the first thing you do?
How about, no using the handgun emoticon for you from now on, or i ban your whiney ass.
j/k.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pmdrillanwr?
Does this
make me look fat?
February 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pmdrillanwr?
Does this make me look fat?
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No, hun … As a matter of fact you can double-up and STILL
look as svelte as one of those high priced, heroin addicted super models … THEN you’ll look real PHAT!!!
BTW, Does this one go with my black cowboy boots?
Shhhhhuush! Remember … “Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness …”
You’ve made a lot of sick-twisted fucks very happy …
February 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pmdrillanwr
is like the color white, goes with everything.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:35 pmYeah, it’s a BEAUTIFUL thaaang!
I have one of those little green toy Army guys standing guard at my computer monitor …
February 26th, 2008 at 2:38 pmSorry, thats a very nice little .45, nice work!!!!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 2:57 pmSorry i have been slipping today. Yeah it looks like it or she could be standing down here on the Ohio river, its cold as hell as snowy again! but well if she was standing down here i would go rescue her from the cold
February 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pmFact: There is no civil war in Iraq. There never was a civil war in Iraq.
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AMEN!
February 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pmYeah Pat (and Chad), way to spread the 2nd Amendment!
February 26th, 2008 at 5:28 pmSo, I walked into the Bar the other night and said
“Hey Pete, give me a Beer”!
Pete slid my Beer down the counter to me and I was sitting there
enjoying it, when some 
Asshole walks in and tries to 
rob the place!
While Pete had the guy busy at the register
I walked up behind the stupid fucker real cool like 
!
After Pete took the guys gun
and the Cops took the little Biotch 
off to jail…
Pete bought me another Beer
and told me that I have free refills for life 
…and to think Pete thought he was being robbed before? What a sucker, I’d of done it for free, Thanks Pete!
……………….
February 26th, 2008 at 6:58 pm6:40 P.M.
Truth: If you quickdraw your sidearm and firmly but playfully press it against a clothed woman’s vagina, you will get many kisses. It’s quite the enigma…but don’t try this if you really don’t know what you’re handling, in terms of either the weapon or the woman, I would suggest.
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Pat, that’s … hot …
I see all the gun waving on the boards today, and the chatter about the elusive “dildo” emo on one of the other threads has gotten to ya, huh? (But you notice it’s the GUYS yelling for the sex toy emo?? hmmmm …?
)
Hey, I’m perfectly happy with my …
February 26th, 2008 at 8:08 pmNi-i-ice!
February 26th, 2008 at 8:11 pmHey guys, I don’t know if anyone else is aware of this video or not, but I figured I’d post the link. Very informative.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd6_1188173263
February 26th, 2008 at 8:35 pmGun Rights are on the docket at the Supreme Court today.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:17 amim pretty sure that breaks gun safety rules.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:44 am