February 17, 2008
12:32 P.M.
“Grumble, moan, bitch, complain…”
12:33 P.M.
Get Some!
2:13 P.M.
Barbecuing right now? 143 million pounds of beef were just recalled today. Largest food recall in history. Seems like a particularly large amount of it went to Tennessee, and a lot went to the Feds for the school lunch program around the country.
2:37 P.M.
Just had some married friends over here. Wife was bitching and moaning about trivial shit pretty crazy-like. Apparently she was on her cycle. He said, “I’m going to put you in a menstrual institution.” Not that funny, but funny enough cos I did chuckle.
3:38 P.M.
The head of the NIE just told Chris Wallace that his report was misinterpreted, and that Iran’s nuclear weapons program remains undiminished.
3:43 P.M.
Hillary: “There are people who think that talk is change. You and I know that talk is cheap.”
4:03 P.M.
Here’s the deal with that killer beef. A bunch of the company’s cows couldn’t walk. Instead of calling in vets to determine what was up, the company just ground up the cows instead, and flushed them into the U.S. food chain.
4:08 P.M.
I’m willing to donate $500.00 towards a boob job for Domenica Davis.
4:10 P.M.
I used to hate fake boobs. I got over it.
4:12 P.M.
Jews make the best hot dogs.
4:15 P.M.
I also highly recommend what I call the Inter-Faith breakfast: toasted onion bagel slathered with cream cheese and topped with bacon.
4:52 P.M.
White nose syndrome killing thousands of nocturnal types…
9:36 P.M.
Do you know how badly y’all depressed me over your caveats on those Blackhawk Serpa holsters? I love those damn things, but now I’m paranoid.
9:38 P.M.
It’s just such a clean fuckin’ draw. Never have to worry about the mood of the leather, a strap…
11:36 P.M.
Someone tell Mattera to get a new fuckin’ haircut. This business of Conservatives looking geeky has to end.
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wow even soros likes his Jihadi killer t-shirt. i would rather see a jihadi shooting soros though personally
February 17th, 2008 at 1:19 pmCripes! That’s one ugly guy! Makes the “Predator” alien look pretty …
February 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pmIf i was as rich as him i would do something about that. Like a face transplant or something. Oh and a brain transplant too
February 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pmThat beef recall appears to be about “mistreating” the cows. Great, we get to pay higher meat prices because the cows were not killed gently enough. Not contamination, not disease, mistreatment… sheesh!
February 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pmJust had some married friends over here. Wife was bitching and moaning about trivial shit pretty crazy-like. Apparently she was on her cycle. He said, “I’m going to put you in a menstrual institution.” Not that funny, but funny enough cos I did chuckle.
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Good kee-tyst, Pat! Why didn’t you just take her out shooting? … On second thought … I DO think I recall this pyhsics formula:
(Woman + Gun)×PMS ÷ (husband + chuckling male friend) = (Orange Jumpsuit + Court Hearing)× Over-Priced Defense Laywer
February 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pmA girl once told me that pot worked better than Midol.
Not that I encourage drug use.
February 17th, 2008 at 4:13 pmSoros looks like one of his spent shell casings just hit him in the nads.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:19 pmSoros looks better in a Tu-Tu. I mean why dress up a pussy anyways? Black is not his color. Pink is more his style.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:25 pmJews absolutely make the best hot dogs!
And I hate fake breasts.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:25 pmHitlary says talk is cheap. Well she should know. She’s all about talk. Seroiosly, her and Obomination make a nice couple. Shit for brains and the other shit for brains. And yes, she’s with stupid all right.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:27 pmJews invented the bagel. Onion bagel with extra cream cheese, OMG is that ever good. Try the spring onion cream chesse with bacon next time.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:30 pmI just want to go on record saying that fake boobs are great.
And kosher hot dogs are great too. no idea what they put in the other kind
February 17th, 2008 at 7:48 pmNon-Jewish hot dogs and fake boobs.
There not as good as the alternative but they’re still pretty damm good.
February 17th, 2008 at 9:01 pmJust saw a TV ad for Hillary. She actually looks like a nice lady in it. I think I almost feel sorry for her … I’m not sure. I need to think about that for awhile longer … I’ll get back to yunz …
February 17th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Soros sucks. He needs to go back to Europe trash-land where he belongs. Get out and stay out of The United States.
February 17th, 2008 at 9:43 pmDon’t look directly at it, turn away, turn away!!
She and bubba are masters of emotional manipulation.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:31 pmNever forget, she is pure socialist evil.
I’m back …
Nope, can’t say as I actually almost feel sorry for Hillary.
I remembered she’s the master shape-shifter. Probably snacks on spiders.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:46 pmMiss Davis seems to be sporting quite a nice array of womanly attributes as is. I’d be very much delighted with whatever she has to offer. (I’m sure she’s just waiting for me to call…)
February 18th, 2008 at 6:10 am