Hillary Steps Down…
Unbelievable…
In a stunning mid-day announcement, Clinton campaign spokesman, Mo Elleithee announced that Hillary Clinton has decided to step down from her own campaign.
When asked if stepping down would involve ceding defeat to the Obama campaign Clinton was defiant: “just because I am stepping down doesn’t mean that we are not in this to win,” she said, adding: “that is a typical distortion of the right-wing media, particularly MSNBC”.
In a rare joint appearance the first lady shared the stage with her former husband, former President Bill Clinton. When asked for comments on his wife’s announcement Bill Clinton was quick to defend the former first lady: “Anybody who says she’s giving up doesn’t know Hillary!”
In a second shocking announcement the former president said that he was ready to step in to the principal role: “I was the first Black president, I’m certainly the most qualified to be the first Woman president!”
When reminded that the US constitution limits the Chief Executive to two terms Clinton added: “that depends on what ‘two’ means”. Clinton offered the opinion that the prohibition applied only to consecutive terms: “Putin’s going to do it in Russia – why can’t we do it here? We can learn a lot from the Europeans.”
Bill Clinton will be campaigning in Wisconsin, this week followed by weekend trips to Ohio and Pennsylvania. Hillary Clinton will be campaigning exclusively in Hawaii.
Yeah, not real…GFR posted it in comments this morning and it gave me a good chuckle.
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Ha Ha! you almost got me for a second Bash. i was reading before scrolling down thinking how the hell do you step down from your own campaign without ceding victory lol
February 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pmYou had me baffled man lol
good one.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pmBash you asshole you fucking got me all excited and jumpin for joy. WTF man.
LOL
February 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pmI was hopeful but then as I read. Bash, that wasn’t cool, I was ready to bust!
February 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pmlol I started reading it off to everyone around me thinking it was real… Damn too bad.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pmNOOOO you gave my hopes up!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:20 pmYou never got me, Bash. I know she ain’t giving up, even when it becomes completely obvious that Barry has kicked her ass.
Hillary and Bubba are going to go out kicking and screaming…I salivate while I anticipate.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:27 pmBash!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pmYour a very bad man!
I hope Louie craps in your shoes.
Didn’t catch me man. Nice try though….Seriously, Hilda would be easier to beat than the Obama-na-tion.
Although I still believe that in the end, America will never vote for a candidate who’s middle name is Hussein.
Unless of course, 51% of America is smoking dope.
51% of Congress, maybe. 51% of America? I don’t think so.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:28 pmI wanted to believe it.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pmBy the way, every time I see that picture of Bill and that other dude, I want to break something.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pmIn a second shocking announcement the former president said that he was ready to step in to the principal role: “I was the first Black president, I’m certainly the most qualified to be the first Woman president!”
Well, Bill Clinton would have us there… He is a pussy.
February 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm