Iraqi Scientist: Earth Is Flat You Dumb Bitches - The Eye & Koran Say So
Got a good laugh over at Little Green Footballs today. This Iraqi scientist…oh geez, here is a quote:
“What I say is based on Koranic science. He bases his arguments on the kind of science that I reject categorically – the modern science that they teach in schools. This science is a heretic innovation that has no confirmation in the Koran. No verse in the Koran indicates that the Earth is round or that it rotates. Anything that has no indication in the Koran is false.”
Check out the article and MEMRI video here.
Outstanding!…just in time for inclusion in the California educational curriculum!!
February 18th, 2008 at 2:59 pmSo this proves my assertion that global warming is not man-made. I read through the whole Queeran and not one reference to SUV killing the planet. I am vindicated. Al Gore, you are a charlatan.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:13 pmFadhel, come on, hun … They’re serving dinner in the dining room now. Better get there before that nasty old fart with the walker takes your seat again. Come on, sweetie … It’s your favorite! “City Chicken” and orange Jello cubes!!!
Mmmmmmmm …!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:25 pmWhen you hear them refer to “Koranic Scholars”, the litteral translation is closer to “scientist”. They really do believe that all knowledge is contained in that toilet paper collection. I’ve got to find the part about finding the lake where the sun sleeps at night for you guys. It’s been so long but I’m sure I can track it down.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:56 pmDood I used to have that science book….in like middle school! If anyone needed any more convincing that the arab world lives in the middle ages…here it is. you know how arabs love to point out that they invented science? and then they say that the west ” took from us ” & now their all freakin’ idiots…..the world is flat…. …..what next? that god is coming and the world should be cleansed before his coming? oh wait…….
February 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pmOH Beu kay bee I am learning so much from the koran. I found myself falling asleep at times since Mohammed obsesses over describing what non-muslims will suffer in this life and the hereafter and what muslims will enjoy in the hereafter.
If its not in the quran its false. got it! the koran doesnt mention the united states, therefore, we dont really exist. It also doesnt say anything about having sex with camels so lets not judge our arab brothers and sisters OK
February 18th, 2008 at 7:27 pmAbsolutely fucking incredible…
February 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pmJimmyb I think you mean the stone age. As I’ve pointed out before on this site, they do still like to live in caves,bash their women over the head and take them away kicking and screaming in protest. F&cking neanderthals.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:59 pm