Video: The Great Fox News Election Link Mind-Fuck…More Solid Gold
Dude, I shit you not man, these interviews that Phil “Pass-the-Hair-Gel” Keating has been getting of mainstream heartland Americans in bowling alleys and at driving ranges are turning out to be the greatest mind-fuck of the election season. Makes me want to get in an RV and travel across America with my camera and mic and do that documentary I’ve always wanted to do…more gold right here, man, check it out…
That guy has an awesome deadpan.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:09 pmTorn between Obama and Clinton and he said it with a straight face, that man deserves the Oscar!
February 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pmresponse to the pic: donnie darko is an amazing movie
February 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pmDude … HUH?!?!???!!???
I’m torn between Hillary and Obama so I’m gonna vote for McCain …
Can we PLEASE make voters take a simple 5 question I.Q. test before they are allowed to vote?
They don’t have to reach genius level … But a peg or two above Baby Huey might help!
Oh, gawwwwd!
Maggie’s head, meet wall … >I … >I … >I … >I … >I
Looks like Mark Cuban’s brother.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:13 pmA choice between a liberal, a liberal and liberal….. FUCK!
February 12th, 2008 at 6:15 pmso i guess im a Republocrat. ok . i’ll Vote McCain.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:17 pmc’mon i dont need to this right now. i dont want my approval rating of my fellow Americans to drop too much lower. People are coming out in droves to vote for Obama and thats scary enough. now we have people like this guy and the science teacher.
JEEBUS!
February 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pmVoting rights need to be tightened up a bit. How ’bout a test to show you have some clue about the candidate you’re about to vote for, where they stand on basic issues…etc.
Voting for the guy with ’silver hair’, because that’s who your grandpappy always voted for…..isn’t a Democracy, it’s a freakin circus.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:19 pmdrillanwr
“Can we PLEASE make voters take a simple 5 question I.Q. test before they are allowed to vote?”
That works too!
Something….anything to weed these numbnuts out.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:23 pmSeriously, could a conservative please stand up?
February 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pmSo tell me is there a country that harbors white conservatives by the droves? I’m really looking for such a Utopia.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:41 pmWe really, really, need more chlorine in the gene pool.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pmThey hang out, smoking, drinking bear, bowling, talking politics, and this guy does such a fabulous dead-pan! Middle America, flyover county. I love it!!!
February 12th, 2008 at 11:34 pmDemocracy is great until you meet the voter.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:26 amJohn Cunningham
Democracy is great until you meet the voter.
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Damn! I get THE BEST political/military one-liners here!
February 13th, 2008 at 6:43 am