Hugo Chavez: “Don’t Elect McCain!”
You know, I have this personal fantasy that Anton Chigurh from “No Country For Old Men” (one of the best characters to go up on the screen in the last 30 years, btw), loans me his pneumatic cattle gun and old Hugo comes oink oinking around…
CARACAS - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a socialist and fierce U.S. critic, warned on Tuesday that relations with Washington could worsen if Republican candidate John McCain wins this year’s presidential election.
Chavez said he hopes the United States and Venezuela can work better together when his ideological foe, U.S. President George W. Bush, leaves the White House next year, but he said McCain seemed “warlike.”
“Sometimes one says, ‘worse than Bush is impossible,’ but we don’t know,” Chavez told foreign correspondents. “McCain also seems to be a man of war.”
Chavez — who has called Bush “the devil”, “a donkey” and ‘Mr Danger” — accuses the United States of having imperial designs in Latin America and says the White House has plotted his overthrow.
McCain calls Chavez a dictator who wants to emulate retired Cuban leader Fidel Castro.TRUTH!
Chavez is an outspoken critic of the U.S. wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and has accused Washington of stirring unrest in Tibet to destabilize China.
He said on Tuesday that he had better communication with the administration of former U.S. President Bill Clinton.Most naturally.
“Independently of who wins the elections, we are hopeful and it is within our plans to enter an era of better relations with the U.S. government,” he said. “At the least one would hope for the level of relations we had with ex-President Clinton.”
He did not mention Democratic hopefuls Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. Both are cautious about Chavez, although Obama has said he could meet him.
(Reuters)
Well, we certainly wouldn’t want to upset pineapple head, would we?
March 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm“Sometimes one says, ‘worse than Bush is impossible,’ but we don’t know,” Chavez told foreign correspondents. “McCain also seems to be a man of war.”
McCain is a man of war and thats why im voting for him. but hes not a man of stupid unncessary war. just finishing the two very important ones we are currently engaged in. I think Chavez gives his military too much credit. we could fly down there and flatten his ass and be back home before the papers could print the story. if we wanted to.
A.S
Pineapple head. haha! that dude does have one big freakin head
Bash
No country for old men was an amazing movie. just seen it last weekend. call it, friendo
March 25th, 2008 at 3:55 pmThey way he is distorting the classes over there, He might not even last until November anyhow.
March 25th, 2008 at 4:19 pmLooks like McCain got his biggest endorsement yet (besides Nancy Reagan).
Chavez’s head looks so big because he has no neck … His jaws just sit atop his shoulders. He looks just like Jabba The Hut.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:03 pmMy sister-in-law looks like Jabba, don’t insult Jabba.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:12 pmJabba is an icon where I come from, Drill…my cousin Darryl hasn’t seen his pecker since the eighth grade and is somewhat of a hero up on this side of the mountain.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:27 pmWe use him as ballast on tractor pulls…
Dave and denghis
ROTFLMFAO!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pmOk Hugo, we won’t. We’ll do as you say.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:25 pmSTFU you creepy scum-bag.
Hey Hugo, the King of Spain has something to tell you. Ready?
Why don’t you shut (the fu*k) up!
denghis
now thats some funny shit right there lol
March 25th, 2008 at 9:39 pmAww this is one of the reasons why I’m SO going to miss GWB!!
March 25th, 2008 at 10:24 pm