Jury: She’s Not Guilty Her Tits Are Too Big

March 4th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

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I wonder if it was that nurse I sent over to Pat when he had his eye surgery…

A Japanese pin-up model has had a legal verdict overturned after successfully arguing her breasts were too big to allow her to squeeze through a hole a man alleged she used to gain entry into his room.

Serena Kozakura was convicted last year of property destruction after a man accused her of kicking in his door and crawling inside to confront him about his activities with another woman, Agence France-Presse reports.

Kozakura won her appeal Monday after the Tokyo High Court agreed her 44-inch bust was indeed too large for her to gain entry through the hole, AFP reports.

“I used to hate my body so much,” she told local media, according to the report. “But it was my breasts,” she said, that won in court.

(AFP)


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14 Responses

  1. Jackal3886

    Damn I wanna put my seed in her and make her mine!

  2. ukatheist

    damn i hmm lost all rational thought

  3. ticticboom

    Bash, you better watch out. The Centers for Disease Control don’t look kindly on people who go around spreading yellow fever.

  4. JonnyMordant

    No need to Kick my door down, It’ll be unlocked… If it’s not, then theres a key under the welcome mat… If the keys not there then go ahead and kick it down!

  5. franchie

    I just learnt the word : stacked :lol:

  6. GregGS

    What kinda man would maker her crawl through a hole to get into his room?

  7. Marc Stockwell-Moniz

    :arrow: Jackal3886 Easy Boy. Easy Now.
    She is cute. I’ll have to read something about Akbar and Habib to get back to Earth myself.

  8. John Cunningham

    No, my dear, they’re not too big.

  9. Jimmyb

    :arrow: “Jackal3886 Damn I wanna put my seed in her and make her mine!”

    Wow man, smooth

    Anyway….. yeah Jap chicks are cute and all, but what’s with their obsession with not shaving? what”s up with that? I mean come on, mow the infield baby and lets play ball! :lol:

    ahhh, I crack myself up :roll: :mrgreen:

  10. Kevin M

    May all women be this innocent of all charges!

  11. ticticboom

    GregGS

    What kinda man would maker her crawl through a hole to get into his room?

    *********

    Yeah, with me it’s usually the other way around.

  12. KBar

    Hooray for Boobies!!!

  13. TJ (The kafir)

    she must really standout amongst her flat chested fellow countrywomen. :lol:

  14. Brian H

    She’s cross-eyed! And now so am I … :roll: :lol: :beer:

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