March 12, 2008
Yesterday’s Deep Thoughts, featuring Right Hand Girl update…
7:44 A.M.
Just up. And soon, the Red Bull shall speaketh…
8:56 A.M.
It won’t be via prostitution, but the Hussein story is going to end up like the Spitzer story. “Holier than thou reformist found to be just another dirt-bag politician.”
2:07 P.M.
Someone else is thinking about the whole Spitzer/Hussein thing like I am. Except in slightly more vague terms, I’ve got the whole “He’s already taken bribes from Rezko” angle…
2:18 P.M.
Lowe’s vs. Home Depot? What’s the verdict?
2:20 P.M.
Meet the New Boss…
2:27 P.M.
Israel kills five more Hamas today…
4:45 P.M
Messiah
5:20 P.M.
Nice to see the MSM and pundits treating Spitzer just like a Republican in the same situation…not…
5:23 P.M.
Thank God to see Geraldine Ferraro speaking the truth. Hussein and team just drool over the possibility of tagging any racist a critic…
5:37 P.M.
Special GI Bill alert and info for vets…
7:01 P.M.
7:14 P.M.
Okay, so my respect for Spitzer just went up a little bit…
9:51 P.M.
How things work in Husseinland…
10:00 P.M.
Get into the metal car
We’ll be the passengers
We’ll ride through the city tonight
We’ll see city’s ripped backsides
We’ll see the city’s dark and hollow skies
We’ll see the IEDs that blow so bright
IEDs made for us tonight
Oh, the passengers
Oh, how we ride
Oh, the passengers
We ride and we ride
We look through the windows
What do we see?
We see the devil and hollow skies
We see the bombs come out tonight
We see the city’s ripped backsides
and everything here was made for you and me
and all of it was made for you and me
so let’s take a ride and see what’s ours
yes, all of it is yours and mine
yes, all of it is yours and mine
so let’s ride and ride and ride and ride
-Paraphrased from Iggy Pop’s “The Passenger”
10:43 P.M.
I’ve come close…
Oh, franchie:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2008/03/06/noindex/wfrance107.xml&CMP=EMC-expat2008
French women ‘are the sexual predators now’
French women are becoming increasingly assertive in their sexual habits, while one-in-five younger French men “has no interest in sex”, according to one of the most comprehensive surveys of the nation’s love lives.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:06 amPat, ever do a Monster? I have moved off red bull. Not sure Monster will stay legal long.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:09 amSteve-
No, but it sounds like I’m about to become a Monster man.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:58 amI’m one of the few college students that hates energy drinks; hell, I don’t even drink coffee (mostly cause I’m allergic to milk, thus can’t cream ‘er up). Besides, I hate those Red Bull commercials, and think that ‘Flugtag’ is the dumbest idea since the man made Global Warming theory. I swear back in the summer of ‘05, I got wired on 2 Jolts, and was up for 48 hrs–got a lot of yard work done during that episode heh, heh.
How do I do it? With Gatorade!
March 12th, 2008 at 9:18 amPat, I sure hope you’re right about Obama, he’s a real double talker, the more I find out about the guy. This great country can’t afford a long stretch of unbridled liberal power. We may never recover as they will fuck shit up so bad it’ll be a third world nation by the time they’re done and folks get some sense about their bullshit idealogy. By then, it’ll be way too late.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:16 amPat, I’d say try Amp Overdrive…
A good “Tall Boy” of 24 oz help me start the day for a cheap $2.00…
Great for hangovers… Buy them in buy in bulk for a real deal.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:53 amI use Gatorade,too. Helps repair all the damage done by the Red Bull.
Also, I’ve never seen a Red Bull commercial.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:10 pmYes on fun drinking days Gatorade works like a charm…on those heavy days that Amp, and Gatorade refuse to help squash my hangover I actually go to the market and grab a 6 pack of Pedialyte.
Yes you read that right, that’s the stuff you give infants when they’re dehydrated… Pedialyte.
Just chug 1 or 2 down. Cause when its warm this drink tastes like total s**t. But it works…
As to the red bull commercials, you’re not missing much. Just some poorly drawn cartoons, some with the predictable sexual innuendo, and the tagline. Nothing to write home to mom…
March 12th, 2008 at 1:49 pmPat
Lowe’s, although both Lowe’s and Home Depot never seem to have enough sales people to help to you find something.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:59 pmLowes seems to be cheaper pretty consistently.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:08 pmMy hangover cure: Excedrin and Gatorade. Works best if you remember to gulp some down before you hit the sack.
I’m not a fan of energy drinks. I’ll usually down about half a pot of coffee on a normal day. The whole pot on bad days. I spoil myself with Gevalia. That Starshmucks crap is worse than Dunkin Donuts.
Actually, Dunkin Donuts coffee is pretty good, and I’ll take a donut over a croissant any day. Not to mention Starshmucks is full of people I’d rather not deal with, especially when I’m jonesing for caffine.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:08 pmIm gonna have to go with Home Depot. just the one i have always gone to because Lowes is about 20 minutes away from me, no other reason really
March 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pmAnyone ever had White Castle coffee? that stuff is great. or better question, are their white castle restaurants all over the country? i live pretty close to the original one. just never noticed
March 12th, 2008 at 2:11 pmDunkin Donuts coffee
Right now I’m hooked on their Latte Lite (hot recently, but when the weather changes ‘iced’) it’s espresso (my way) Large … 1 Splenda and a double shot of 2% milk (whole milk if the location doesn’t have 2% … HATE skim!).
Gotta have a tall coffee to start the day, but lately need a re(fuel) in the early/late afternoon …
Pat -
How’s the calorie count on one of those Red Bulls?
March 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pmPat:
Ask any general contractor about what Home Depot is doing to their business. Especially tile guys that want to buy small quantity’s. It was explained to me a few weeks back but I have to get all the info again to explain it the correct way. Give me a day or two. They are trying to choke the little guys out.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pmticticboom
My hangover cure: Excedrin and Gatorade.
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Gatorade rehydrate you fast. That is the kicker to why it works. Good choice. I don’t drink that much anymore but in my younger days, that worked for me too.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm1madpittbull
Yes on fun drinking days Gatorade works like a charm…on those heavy days that Amp, and Gatorade refuse to help squash my hangover I actually go to the market and grab a 6 pack of Pedialyte.
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Pedialyte is gatorade w/o the sugar.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pmWhite castles are not in North Carolina unless your in the freezer isle; there are some good things in the tundra.
who’s had a bag of sliders after last call? drillanwr? kurt?
Lowes is better laid out and managed. Home Depot is a player if your a professional.
To get it going after a night of drinking, down a giant V8 quickly then massive quantities of black coffee with a greasy breakfast sandwich. Got me through work on many a Saturday mornings following my divorce.
Sounds old school, today, a monster to start then a couple of zipfizzes though the day.
Zipfizz is a great product, vitamins and a good lift without the speedyness I get from a Monster.
to bang out a headache, a goodys powder with a coke a cola chaser
March 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pmSteve,
Im feeling sorry for no white castles around you and not at the same time. Those things are great once you have been drinking. but will absolutely wreck your stomach the next morning. I love getting them on the way home about 1 or 2 in the morning
March 12th, 2008 at 3:28 pmKurt(the infidel)
Those things are great once you have been drinking. but will absolutely wreck your stomach the next morning. I love getting them on the way home about 1 or 2 in the morning
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Damn, Kurt! I figured you were a fun date!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pmWhite Castle rules. So does any decent chili cheese dog with onions.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:51 pmOMG, Pat -
There’s this hotdog shop in Warren, Ohio …
March 12th, 2008 at 3:53 pmOh man! thats where its at..I love chili cheese dogs too. Skyline is my favorite. and Gold star
March 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pmYeah … as IF the editorial dept. of Rolling Stone didn’t arrange just the right headlines on the front of the mag. cover (and fuck the New Hope shit …)
Full magenta lip-sticked pic of the “rock star” Hussein … looking very anti-Denzel
Headlines:
“Hillary’s Last Stand” (which means she’ll be hitting her knees … either in a K.O. by Obama, or on-her-knees to service him, or on her knees to pray to him and beg forgiveness in hopes of the Veep slot)
“The Black Crowes”: Back Better and Sill Brawling (self-explanatory … if not, you need to free your mind and your ass will follow)
“Clapton and Winwood Unite” (**Clap**ton, as in the sexually transmitted disease we all wonder if Bill’s shared with Hill at some point in their lives … Winwood, as in the dick-equipped Hussein wins)
Trust me on this … I actually was asked (as a publishing experiment) to set the lay-out for a couple typical magazines in circulation … Which headlines, arranged where on the cover and how big to coordinate with the cover picture and to catch the buyer’s inner mind’s eye. And I was asked to fully explain WHY I chose the way I did.
Subliminal messaging … I about fell over in the store a couple months later when I walked past the shelf with all the magazines and saw the ones I had formatted!
March 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pmPacko’s in the dangerous muslim city of Toledo are absolutely the best dogs. Really half a hungarian sausage on a bun with spicy meat sauce. And the peppers and pickles, damn.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pmIf you’re famous they will let you sign a bun and then mount it on the wall.
Five Guys in the DC area are the S**t…
Those burgers are good for hangovers too…
March 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm5 guys, if you go too long without them you get a craving, a complete jonesing for them. Wife and I broke our spring diet because of them last Sunday. I mentioned them, and there was no turning back. Don’t forget the fries.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:34 pmGot a shop down the road that does a hell of a Chicago dog … their gyros are the best too.
Fries … They put an unpeeled `tater through a press to slice into shoe-strings and then drown them in hot oil … top with chili, cheese, and onion … and drizzle with mustard.
1madpittbull
Five Guys in the DC area are the S**t…
I’m in D.C. the last weekend of this month … Will look into that! Any other suggestions just list them, please!
Thanks
March 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pmNUTS to all that….. Philly cheese steaks are the best and it don’t get no better than Pat’s Cheese Steaks on Passyunk Ave. open 24 Hrs. best place to take care of a potential hangover before it ever happens, don’t try Geno’s cause that shit sucks!
American/ With motherfucker!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:37 pmMust not be anybody from the south on here. As for sliders and chili dogs I’m gonna hafta go with Krystal! Anyone else back me up here? As for shitloads of home improvement stuff under one roof, i’ll have to go for Home Depot just because it’s a southern company (based in Atlanta) and its founder Bernie Marcus is one HELLUVA cheritable guy. He’s seriously done alot of good.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:40 pmLowes rocks
Like Steve, no White Castle in NC but fond memories of bags of late night burger muchies in hotLanta many, many moons ago.
Steve - don’t read this!!! If you eat a Pharaoh’s (popping up in a lot of malls and airports) burger you will never be able to go back to 5 Guys…..except for 5 Guys fries which IMHO are the best on the planet this side of the State Fair.
Don’t do Red Bull and/or coffee…crashing sucks. Yeppers, I’m a gatorade man…
What else? Oh yeah, Obama/Rolling Stone suck. Clapton and Winwood getting back together sounds intriguing. Blind Faith one of my all time favorite bands.
Appears Shpincter is a breast man.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pmGood God, you people are giving me the munchies! And I hate potheads with a passion!
1madpittbull
Five Guys in the DC area are the S**t…
Those burgers are good for hangovers too…
Yeah we have those in Richmond & Blacksburg too. They are damned good! Even the regular order of fries is served overflowing the cup. Great hangout.
drillanwr
Five Guys is definitely worth a trip. Oh and if you cross the Potomac, the Marine Corps museum at Quantico is a site to see. Just seeing it from I-95 is exciting!
Kurt(the infidel)
We too here in the Commonwealth only have the frozen sliders. But for a quick fast food bite in the wee hours of the morning, we go to Sheetz.
Ah the fruits of free enterprise and Americana.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:52 pmPhilNBlanx
Appears Shpincter is a breast man.
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He probably bought her breasts for her …
March 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pmMaggie - From what I’ve heard about the amount of money Sphincter spent on her…er…services, she could be the bionic woman.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:18 pmGood God, y’all are given me the sober munchies!
We have Five Guys here in Blacksburg, and back home in Richmond. Damn good burgers & fries!
Not having Krystal nor White Castle, we usually go to Taco Bell (before 2am), or Sheetz (24hr).
I’ve never done pot (I have seen some good buddies go down that path), but some thing’s got to absorb that booze!
Free Enterprise and the American Way = fast food, hell yeah!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:27 pmLOL the bionic woman. no kidding
he even bought her a re-sleevable umm downstairs. you know like an engines cylinder walls.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:32 pmWhen they called her Kristin, I expected someone more like… how do I put this delicately, a daughter of Erin instead of Abraham.
Of course, I once met a girl named Tara who made Sarah Silverman look like Lindsey Lohan.
We don’t name our kids Moishe. Just sayin’.
March 12th, 2008 at 9:24 pm