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Classic ‘53 DeSoto?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:52 pmBush: Hey man, how’s my drivin’?
Putin: I think we’re parked man.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:54 pm“Dude, let’s go cruise some chicks.”
March 31st, 2008 at 4:56 pmTurn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:00 pmI’d load a bowl but he’s gotta be fucked up already…
March 31st, 2008 at 5:03 pmNow where is that damned ejector seat button?!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:07 pmPutin: I tell you what. I’ll give you this car if you scrap your missile defense program.
Bush: Suhweet!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:30 pmOh! fuck me.. the battery’s dead… and just when the U.S. was all hot on alternative fuels.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:34 pmBush: Dude, Road Trip!
Putin: Fuckin Awesome Dude!
Together: ROAD TRIP!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:36 pmNice car Vlad, Dad had one like this back in 53, only it was a real DeSoto.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:37 pmif Russia’s as shitty as this car is, then boy, you might as well take off out the back door, I won’t tell anyone where you went
March 31st, 2008 at 5:48 pm“Bush…check out the AM Radio. Russian State-of-the Art!”
March 31st, 2008 at 5:58 pmhurry up, they’re coming…
March 31st, 2008 at 6:00 pmBush: Um, why is the stick shift made out of latex?
Putin: Why do you think they call me “Vlad the Impaler?”
March 31st, 2008 at 6:02 pm“In Soviet Russia, car drives you!”
“In Russia our design philosophy is, the bigger the electronics, the better! Check out our high-tech 45 player in the trunk, take that, Apple iPod!”
March 31st, 2008 at 6:02 pmBush: you can have the vodka back when she’s done. Get yer frickin hand outa there, she’s NOT done.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:07 pm.
OR
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Bush: you know where the bodies are, right?
Putin: sure I do, and you?
Bush: nah, that was slick willy, remember the last guy.
Then putter, what IS in the trunk? It’s not Hillary, is it?
Putin: Don’t call me that in here.
Are we there yet?
Bush: You know Vlad, let’s just keep pretending that we’re friends. The American people are fairly dense so they won’t know what the fuck is going on.
Putin: Fairly dense??? We control the House & Senate!
Bush: Crikey! I almost forgot about that!
Putin: We did it right under your bloody noses too! Which reminds me, tell Senator Kennedy thanks for the many years of service.
Bush: Ho! Wait a minute now! Ted is a COMMUNIST???
Putin: George, George, George….we declassified that information YEARS ago!
Bush: WHAT??
Putin: *sigh* The KGB dude.
Bush: The Kay Gee WHO??
Putin: Our State Security for God’s sake!
Bush: Urrrr…uhhhh…Enough talk! All this political pish-posh is giving me a headache! Wanna pull over somewhere and make-out?
Putin: George, you know my heart belongs to Kerry.
Bush: Still mad about me winnin’ huh? Can’t blame a guy for tryin’. Hey, how about that loopy wife of his!
Putin: Good Lord! She’s crazier than a box of toads!
Bush: Heeeyeagh! She’s gotta face that’d stop a six-day clock!
Putin:BRRRRR!!! It sends the cold chill of DEATH right up my fucking spine…..but I guess I *could* deal with her…
Bush: WHAT??
Putin: You know. So I could be alone with *him*.
Bush: Ohhhhhhhhhh…..I get it….
Putin: That tight thrusting buttocks. Those long manly hairy legs. That chin…..
Bush: Yeagh well….looks aren’t everything you know.
Putin: Yeagh they are. Pull over, this is my stop.
Bush: Sure you don’t wanna…
Putin: Nah. Gotta fresh load of AK-47’s to send to Iran. Nothing personal. Just *business*.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:08 pm#1 Putin: Get your hands off my d-ck the camera is rolling!
#2 Putin: I will kill you If you touch me there again!
#3 Putin: If you touch that Dial one more time, I will rip your eye out and scull Fcuk you!
March 31st, 2008 at 6:11 pmGW to Putin
“Dude, quit your bitching, were in Havana, it’s the newest car they’ve got.” 
March 31st, 2008 at 6:18 pmCareful where you put that hand Putty-Put.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:22 pmBush: Just give me a minute while i look for that ole’ eject-o seat button.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:26 pmRid’n with Private Putin
March 31st, 2008 at 6:30 pmLeatherneck wins for most creative and most long-winded. That was a piece of art, dude.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:44 pmblues brothers 2008 - “the car wont start, we got no shades, fuck, are we in kremlin already….” by the way the car - its a “GAZ 21″
March 31st, 2008 at 9:20 pmPutin: Holy Jimmy Crickets Bush! The democrats have actually past us Communists in being douche bags!
Bush: Oh No Small penis boy! Get in the Bush-mobile! We’ll go kick some liberal ass!
March 31st, 2008 at 9:49 pmPOD1,
if I get the chance to be editeed,
Can you tell me if you have a site ?
I like the way you talk of musics
April 1st, 2008 at 3:15 amHey Vlad, want to go to the Enchantment Under The Sea dance with me?
April 1st, 2008 at 3:24 ami’ll take an 8 peice extra crispy with cole slaw and..dammit pooter leave that alone
April 1st, 2008 at 4:14 am“Hotwire, Vlad. I said give me a hotwire.”
April 1st, 2008 at 6:39 amGeorge: It’s 106 miles to Moscow, we got a full tank of Plutonium 238, half a case of AK-47s, its dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:53 amVlad: Hit it.
Bush: “Hey…that’s not the gearshift!”
April 1st, 2008 at 9:05 amOkay that just doesn’t look right man.
April 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm