WTF? Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
(Fox)
Gives new meaning to anal retentive …
OUCH!
March 19th, 2008 at 10:40 amMy Spanish is weak. When I first visited Mexico I wished some lady at the bank “Happy New Anus” instead of “Happy New Year”. Oh well.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:45 amWow, what a pain in the ass…
I can’t believe nobody else got that.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:55 amI think germany has socialized medicine…. so that poor poor lady is gonna have to wait another year or two before another anus becomes available… Unless we Americans feel charitable enough to fly over a C17 Globemaster III full liberal democrat politicians.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:59 amI think Germany has socialized medicine. So that poor poor lady is gonna have to wait another 2 years for an anus… Unless we Americans are feeling charitable enough to fly
March 19th, 2008 at 11:04 amover a C-17 Globemaster III full of Liberal Democratic Politicians.
wonder what was wrong with her old one
March 19th, 2008 at 11:05 amI wonder what they actually did. They could have done something simple like a sphincterotomy or manual sphincter dilatation (more likely since its Europe..think its called a Lords procedure)…though this wouldnt jive with a diagnosis of fecal incontinence..true incontince of the sphincter is pretty rare. Leakage can happen from hemorrhoids so she might have simply had some banding done. Crazy Germans.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:21 amActually that was the queen of UK that said that 1992 was an “Anus Horibilus” (Diana’s divorce)
too bad for the old lady, though shouldn’t be the same chirurgians for legs and anus, I thought they were different specialities
March 19th, 2008 at 11:33 amwonder what was wrong with her old one….. kurt, i think i saw hillary wearing it on her shoulders.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:49 amShe had best be careful with that leg operation,
March 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pmshe might come home with a new pussy.
That is what Socialized Medicine has to offer.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pmOf course she’ll sue … What a tight ass this bitch is.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pmI didn’t know such operations were actually done. A brand new asshole and still unable to walk to the can and use it. Damn!!
March 19th, 2008 at 2:39 pmTHE DONOR MUST HAVE BEEN A SOCIAL DEMOCRAT.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pmallahlovesporkchops
I didn’t know such operations were actually done. A brand new asshole and still unable to walk to the can and use it. Damn!!
So what did they do to the leg of the guy suffering from incontinence?
March 19th, 2008 at 6:06 pm