“You Might Be A Taliban If…”
Allah (get it? “a la”) Jeff Foxworthy:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
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6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You’ve often uttered the phrase, ” I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Nods to One Shot.
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This is pretty damn funny…
March 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Good job Jeff. I needed a good laugh at the expense of the Islamo-Fascists.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pmGraduated from the Georgia Institute of Technology (Georgia Tech) in 1979.
Personal Quotes:
“If you break into my house, I *will* shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you *why* she shot you.”
A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America! [On the Victoria’s Secret catalog]
March 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pmROFLOL. That was good enough to pass around. Nice job Jeff.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pmNods to the nods to One Shot.
Clarification needed here:
This is not from Jeff Foxworthy. The email I got from One Shot said it was made up by some of our guys in Afghanistan, I just thought I’d photoshop a turban on Foxworthy and stick the picture up there. Seemed appropriate.
“a la”, as I used it here, means, to me: “along the lines of…” or “in the same style of…”
March 5th, 2008 at 7:31 pmAs a side note, the turban I took off of Abu Laith al Libi, the number 3 Al Qaeda piglet that got smoked recently.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/laith2_al_libi_080131_ms.jpg
March 5th, 2008 at 7:34 pmThis needs a “permanent” spot somewere on this site.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:06 pmClarification needed here:
This is not from Jeff Foxworthy. The email I got from One Shot said it was made up by some of our guys in Afghanistan, I just thought I’d photoshop a turban on Foxworthy and stick the picture up there. Seemed appropriate.
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Here’s yer sign … (Bill Engvall)
March 5th, 2008 at 8:12 pmThat’s some funny shiite
If anyone wants a Skull and Crossbones DEATH TO THE TALIBAN screen saver please email me at
March 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pmparanoia sets in, anyone know if that screen saver is clean?
March 5th, 2008 at 8:46 pmparanoia sets in, anyone know if that screen saver is clean?
Dunno, but I have seen him on here with [that] before …
March 5th, 2008 at 9:15 pm[…] posted from Pat Dollard 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to […]
March 5th, 2008 at 9:20 pmMe thinks this could be the making of the reverse of a jihadi killer t shirt
March 6th, 2008 at 2:29 am