Comments on: 20 Hezbollah Die Training In Iran https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/ The latest in policital news and the war in Iraq Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:00:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Kevin M https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138769 Kevin M Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:17:08 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138769 "Okay! This is how you detonate your suicide vest!" And 20 morons excelled in the training exercise. Gotta love "the other white meat." “Okay! This is how you detonate your suicide vest!”

And 20 morons excelled in the training exercise.

Gotta love “the other white meat.”

]]> By: Kurt(the infidel) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138776 Kurt(the infidel) Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:23:26 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138776 they were having a contest to see who could get to those 72 virgins the fastest. the first 20 man team won they were having a contest to see who could get to those 72 virgins the fastest. the first 20 man team won

]]> By: Dan (The Infidel) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138778 Dan (The Infidel) Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:24:59 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138778 Iraniac: Whatever you do Pvt Ahmed don't push that red button. Pvt Ahmed: Push the red button? Oh ok. Boom... Iraniac: allahu...er...shit...Damn...we lost another group...next... :gun: Iraniac: Whatever you do Pvt Ahmed don’t push that red button.

Pvt Ahmed: Push the red button? Oh ok.

Boom…

Iraniac: allahu…er…shit…Damn…we lost another group…next… :gun:

]]> By: TBinSTL (just typical) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138781 TBinSTL (just typical) Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:31:01 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138781 Any chance these guys found their virgins in Basra recently? Wouldn't that be sweet...? :twisted: :twisted: Any chance these guys found their virgins in Basra recently? Wouldn’t that be sweet…? :twisted: :twisted:

]]> By: deathstar https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138794 deathstar Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:43:01 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138794 It would be nice if the "accident" was arranged by ISOF advised by our SOF. It would be nice if the “accident” was arranged by ISOF advised by our SOF.

]]> By: Word-Drum https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138818 Word-Drum Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:27:00 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138818 I think I read here that The Hezzies have been training down south with Ego Chavez too. Yes, if you want to be a great martyr...practice, practice, practice. deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it's a pleasant story. I think I read here that The Hezzies have been training down south with Ego Chavez too.
Yes, if you want to be a great martyr…practice, practice, practice.
deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it’s a pleasant story.

]]> By: deathstar https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138820 deathstar Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:30:37 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138820 [[deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it’s a pleasant story.]] You are correct sir, piglets screaming and flopping about in their own blood as they pass on to satan, allways good for a laugh. [[deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it’s a pleasant story.]]

You are correct sir, piglets screaming and flopping about in their own blood as they pass on to satan, allways good for a laugh.

]]> By: Kevin M https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138822 Kevin M Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:33:19 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138822 OKAY, JIHADIS! HERE IS THE OFFICIAL LIST OF YOUR 72 VIRGINS THAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN MUZZIE PARADISE! HOPE YOU DIDN’T FORGET YOUR VASELINE AND SOAP-ON-A-ROPE! 72. Madeleine Albright 71. Whoopie Goldberg 70. Nancy Pelosi 69. Barbara Walters 68. The “Where’s the Beef?” Broad 67. Cartman’s Mom from South Park 66. Cruella DeVille 65. The Wicked Witch of the West (in fishnets), as well as 64. …one of her bitch Flying Monkeys 63. Judi Dench 62. Angela Landsbury (star of “Cunnilingus, She Wrote”) 61. Wilford Brimley (and his bowl of Quaker Oats) 60. Jean Stapleton 59. Rosie O’Donnell 58. Rabid Lassie 57. Rosie O’Donnell again (because she can’t get enough of your ass!) 56. Hillary Clinton 55. Barack Obama’s wife 54. Rosie O’Donnell once more (damn, but her strap-on has endurance!) 53. Another Rabid Lassie (there were several, ya know!) 52. That Rottweiler from Lethal Weapon 3 51. Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton tag-teaming you! 50. Sally Struthers and Her Genital Warts Parade 49. Golda Meir (better you than me!) 48. GUNNERY SEARGENT HARTMAN, YOU GODLESS HEATHEN FUCK! NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER THAT SAW-HORSE BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU! 47. Annette Funicello (it wouldn’t be right without at least one virgin) 46. Mr. Ed 45. Barack Obama, with his wife watching 44. The President of Columbia University 43. The Mayor of San Francisco (“I don’t want any more trouble like we had in the Filmore district!”) 42. Susan Sarandon (and not from the “Bull Durham” era!) 41. Tim Robbins (because you know you want him!) 40. The corpse of Yassir Arafat 39. The vomit bag Rosie O’Donnell filled while she watched you fuck the corpse of Yassir Arafat. 38. Francois Mitterand (because you know he wants you!) 37. Eva Braun 36. The alien from Alien 35. The thing from The Thing 34. Ted Kennedy 33. Ted Kennedy 32. Ted Kennedy 31. Harry Reid (getting’ pretty horrific as we close down to the single digits, huh?) 30. Pam Grier (and you ain’t on top, sugar!) 29. Rosie O’Donnell and the Rotweiler from Lethal Weapon 3 tag-teaming you. 28. The Wizard of Oz (because we all know you Jihadis love that sick shit, and I haven’t the heart to send Captain Kangaroo to deal with you!) 27. An epileptic kangaroo 26. Louie 25. Babe 24. Wilbur 23. John Belushi 22. Barbara Streisand and her nose tag-teaming you! 21. Jimmy Carter 20. Al Gore 19. A wart hog. A huge fuckin’ wart hog! 18. Clarence the cross-eyed lion…in heat! 17. L. Ron Hubbard 16. David Koresh’s ghost. 15. Marlon Brando (from the Apocalypse Now era) 14. Rosie O…oh, never mind. Just bend over and try not to scream! 13. That “Can you hear me now?” Verizon bastard 12. Achmed, the Dead Terrorist 11. Kofie Anan …and all you DollardNation citizens…YOU get to finish with the next nine! Go for it! 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the premier cut prime rib virgin you get in paradise is… 1. YOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER, YOU JIHADIST PIECE OF SHIT! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: OKAY, JIHADIS! HERE IS THE OFFICIAL LIST OF YOUR 72 VIRGINS THAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN MUZZIE PARADISE!
HOPE YOU DIDN’T FORGET YOUR VASELINE AND SOAP-ON-A-ROPE!

72. Madeleine Albright
71. Whoopie Goldberg
70. Nancy Pelosi
69. Barbara Walters
68. The “Where’s the Beef?” Broad
67. Cartman’s Mom from South Park
66. Cruella DeVille
65. The Wicked Witch of the West (in fishnets), as well as
64. …one of her bitch Flying Monkeys
63. Judi Dench
62. Angela Landsbury (star of “Cunnilingus, She Wrote”)
61. Wilford Brimley (and his bowl of Quaker Oats)
60. Jean Stapleton
59. Rosie O’Donnell
58. Rabid Lassie
57. Rosie O’Donnell again (because she can’t get enough of your ass!)
56. Hillary Clinton
55. Barack Obama’s wife
54. Rosie O’Donnell once more (damn, but her strap-on has endurance!)
53. Another Rabid Lassie (there were several, ya know!)
52. That Rottweiler from Lethal Weapon 3
51. Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton tag-teaming you!
50. Sally Struthers and Her Genital Warts Parade
49. Golda Meir (better you than me!)
48. GUNNERY SEARGENT HARTMAN, YOU GODLESS HEATHEN FUCK! NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER THAT SAW-HORSE BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!
47. Annette Funicello (it wouldn’t be right without at least one virgin)
46. Mr. Ed
45. Barack Obama, with his wife watching
44. The President of Columbia University
43. The Mayor of San Francisco (“I don’t want any more trouble like we had in the Filmore district!”)
42. Susan Sarandon (and not from the “Bull Durham” era!)
41. Tim Robbins (because you know you want him!)
40. The corpse of Yassir Arafat
39. The vomit bag Rosie O’Donnell filled while she watched you fuck the corpse of Yassir Arafat.
38. Francois Mitterand (because you know he wants you!)
37. Eva Braun
36. The alien from Alien
35. The thing from The Thing
34. Ted Kennedy
33. Ted Kennedy
32. Ted Kennedy
31. Harry Reid (getting’ pretty horrific as we close down to the single digits, huh?)
30. Pam Grier (and you ain’t on top, sugar!)
29. Rosie O’Donnell and the Rotweiler from Lethal Weapon 3 tag-teaming you.
28. The Wizard of Oz (because we all know you Jihadis love that sick shit, and I haven’t the heart to send Captain Kangaroo to deal with you!)
27. An epileptic kangaroo
26. Louie
25. Babe
24. Wilbur
23. John Belushi
22. Barbara Streisand and her nose tag-teaming you!
21. Jimmy Carter
20. Al Gore
19. A wart hog. A huge fuckin’ wart hog!
18. Clarence the cross-eyed lion…in heat!
17. L. Ron Hubbard
16. David Koresh’s ghost.
15. Marlon Brando (from the Apocalypse Now era)
14. Rosie O…oh, never mind. Just bend over and try not to scream!
13. That “Can you hear me now?” Verizon bastard
12. Achmed, the Dead Terrorist
11. Kofie Anan
…and all you DollardNation citizens…YOU get to finish with the next nine! Go for it!
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
And the premier cut prime rib virgin you get in paradise is…
1. YOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER, YOU JIHADIST PIECE OF SHIT! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

]]> By: drillanwr (typical white female) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138836 drillanwr (typical white female) Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:03:05 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138836 :arrow: Kevin M "The View's" Joy Behar ... as she talks continually ... and LOUDLY Elton John George Soros Paul Begala The Belly-Flop babe on today's list of videos :arrow: Kevin M

“The View’s” Joy Behar … as she talks continually … and LOUDLY

Elton John

George Soros

Paul Begala

The Belly-Flop babe on today’s list of videos

]]> By: Kevin M https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138841 Kevin M Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:08:51 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138841 :arrow: drill Joy Behar?! Damn! Even I don't hate Jihadis that much! :arrow: drill

Joy Behar?! Damn! Even I don’t hate Jihadis that much!

]]> By: Lee Howard https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138849 Lee Howard Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:22:52 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138849 Appreciate the humor, but Golda Meir doesn't belong on this list. She was a great lady. Appreciate the humor, but Golda Meir doesn’t belong on this list. She was a great lady.

]]> By: deathstar https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138856 deathstar Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:30:02 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138856 Michael Moore sitting on yer face, taking a dump in yer mouth. Michael Moore sitting on yer face, taking a dump in yer mouth.

]]> By: Kevin M https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138859 Kevin M Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:34:30 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138859 :arrow: Lee Howard So are 63, 60 and 47. But they're not exactly what most jihadis hope for in the way of virgins. No offense. :arrow: Lee Howard

So are 63, 60 and 47. But they’re not exactly what most jihadis hope for in the way of virgins.

No offense.

]]> By: Lee Howard https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138879 Lee Howard Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:06:30 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138879 :arrow: KevinM No offense taken. I see now what you are doing. Golda said something like, "When the Arabs love their children as much as they hate us, the fighting will stop". Always liked that line. :arrow: KevinM

No offense taken. I see now what you are doing.

Golda said something like, “When the Arabs love their children as much as they hate us, the fighting will stop”.

Always liked that line.

]]> By: drillanwr (typical white female) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138883 drillanwr (typical white female) Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:13:09 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138883 Golda knew THAT was never gonna happen ... She was a great lady. Would love for her to meet them in the "cross-over" ... :twisted: Golda knew THAT was never gonna happen …

She was a great lady. Would love for her to meet them in the “cross-over” … :twisted:

]]> By: Larry In NC https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138958 Larry In NC Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:09:09 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138958 Janet Reno doggy-style Janet Reno missionary-style Any Code Pink Bitch Nurse Diesel from "High Anxiety" Janet Reno doggy-style

Janet Reno missionary-style

Any Code Pink Bitch

Nurse Diesel from “High Anxiety”

]]> By: Dan (The Infidel) https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138984 Dan (The Infidel) Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:53:01 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-138984 Suggested Names: Remove Golda Meir's name. She was a rock in the war on terror. Helen Thomas Bea Arthur Betty White Barry White Elton John That lesbo Dyke from Code Stink That old geez that does all those infomertials Ted Turner The Geico Gecko Hillary Clinton Chelsea Clinton Jimmah-Kohtair Theresa Heinz-Kerry John Kerry :mrgreen: :twisted: :beer: :gun: Suggested Names: Remove Golda Meir’s name. She was a rock in the war on terror.

Helen Thomas
Bea Arthur
Betty White
Barry White
Elton John
That lesbo Dyke from Code Stink
That old geez that does all those infomertials
Ted Turner
The Geico Gecko
Hillary Clinton
Chelsea Clinton
Jimmah-Kohtair
Theresa Heinz-Kerry
John Kerry

:mrgreen: :twisted: :beer: :gun:

]]> By: Allah https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-139058 Allah Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:22:39 +0000 https://pat-dollard.com/2008/04/20-hezbollah-die-training-in-iran/#comment-139058 :arrow: deathstar 10 points for creativity. :arrow: deathstar

10 points for creativity.

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