April 10, 2008

April 10th, 2008 Posted By Pat Dollard.

Earlier “Deep Thoughts”

5:4Too Early

5:49 A.M.

Remind me to tell you the rattlesnake story later. Too tired right now.

6:28 A.M.

Today, Bush is going to give a major speech to the American public ( you, me, all those people that we see ) and announce that Army tours are going to be cut to 12 months. Which is good. But don’t fool yourself too much y’all, as stressful as it all is, you’ll find many a man that’s been out there wax romantically about it, and often most specifically not for romantic reasons but one practical one, and one kind of crazy one, and a few very serious ones. The practical one is the simplicity of life, even in a combat zone. I’ve had many a Marine tell me about how nice it is to not have to worry about all the many details of the business of stateside life, to have the great singular focus of the missions in front of you….the crazy part being the excitement; as strange as it sounds there is some quintessential connection to the universe, that you feel just about greater than anything else you’ve ever felt, when your day is quite literally about surviving the hunt being conducted for you, and simultaneously executing the hunt being conducted against the enemy. And then there is the sense of purpose, and the sense of brotherhood, and not just of brotherhood as a concept or shared feeling, but as a shared life or death experience, an activity, to band together and execute… no one for the greatest part wishes to be out there longer, but at the same time, there is magic even in the darkness. Always.

6:58 A.M.

The essence of Al Gore’s legacy: 1. Throwing America into a bloodless civil war that rages to this day by trying to steal the election and then claiming Bush did, and 2. being a prime force in the destruction of the world food supply and economy by volunteering for the job of Prime Mover in the Global Warming Fraud in order to medicate the psycho-emotional-ego trauma of 1, while simultaneously making millions in a fraudulent scheme of selling carbon credits. He wasn’t going to get Clinton-sized book and speaking fees, so he had no choice really. Which professions are generally noted in the field of psychiatry as being the three most infested with psychopaths? Politicians, doctors and lawyers. Remember, until you really get to know someone, sincerity, charm and intelligence are all as much a sign of a psychopath as they are of a good person. Cheerful thought, I know…think about it, it could be no other way. A psychopath, an evil person, could never succeed in the essential task of all their crimes, which is the securing of someone’s confidence, if their primary personality traits were unappealing as opposed to appealing.

7:19 A.M.

7:35 A.M.

Al-Qaeda’s deputy leader captured in Anbar

Baghdad, Apr 10, (VOI) - Iraqi security forces arrested Nezal Sabar surnamed Abu al-Jerah, assistant of al-Qaeda in Iraq’s leader, the group’s emir of the armed group in Anbar, the Interior Ministry said on Thursday.

“Iraqi security forces arrested Abu al-Jerah on April 8 in Eishreen street in Ramadi while roaming the city’s streets. He has been a fugitive for two years,” the Ministry said in a statement received by Aswat al-Iraq Voices of Iraq – (VOI).

Abu Ayoub al-Masri is the leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq. He succeeded Abu Musaab al-Zarqawi, who was killed in a U.S. raid in 2006.

7:46 A.M.

8:16 A.M.

11:02 A.M.

You know, if you think about it, neither Hillary or Obama can win the general election. Thing like, “Teed up for dems….economy….” it’s just chatter. There is not now nor has there ever been a Dem economic plan of any meaning or substance outside of FDR’s stop-gap government employer programs….and if you think about it, things like the WPA were not set up to replace private enterprise with a government agency as the Left’s current social programs are, they were set up to because there wasn’t enough private enterprise - they were filling a void. There’s a thing called the exception to every rule. FDR’s socialism was an exception because it’s long-term purpose was not to replace private enterprise, it was to jump-start it.

Neither Hillary or Obama can win. Everybody knows.

11:09 A.M.

Barely slept for ’bout a day. So please don’t excuse my gibberish as typos or mere forgetfulness in terms of reviewing and rewriting. It’s gibberish.

11:30 A.M.

Okay, so to begin the rattlesnake story. Three of my buddies headed out to the desert to shoot the new $8K fully auto, short barrel M4 that one of them had. One former member of the 82nd Airborne who served and saw much real shit in Kosovo and Afghanistan, one Marine now working for a private Security company, and one used car salesman. This is not a set-up to a joke, this is a true story from yesterday.

12:41 P.M.

It’s a pretty funny match up. The Marine was the driver of my LAV in the Triangle of Death days, the civilian, we’ll call him Jerry, is a funny, extremely affable party-hardy kind of guy, on the fast track for management at the car company where he works. Not a used car salesman, just wrote that line cos it fit in as funny for the crew’s description. But he’s a civilian, loose, without any of the edges of the two very hardcore military guys he’s with. They get out there do some typically kinda dangerous four-wheelin, just because the countryside beckons, and it’s in their blood since has been the lifestyle since childhood, so they do, despite the overwhelming and intoxicating pull of that fully auto shortbarrel with the aimpoint. Of course, they get stuck, get some strangers to tow, and now it’s shootin time. They get out….

1:18 P.M.

5:06 P.M.

Sorry, taking care of some other business, just back…

5:17 P.M.

5:37 P.M.

5:48 P.M.

Then, you sir, are worse than Hitler.“


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68 Responses

  1. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: 5:49 A.M.

    Remind me to tell you the rattlesnake story later. Too tired right now.
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    :!: Tastes like chicken, babe!

    :!: BTW - My husband loved the Border Patrol video, Pat. Laughed his ass off. When can we expect you and your gang down there to start producing such creative vignettes?

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    :idea:

    `Morning, all …

    Spring has finally “sprung” here in O-Hi-O …

    Spring ‘colds’ … SUCK!

    I’d like to find and shoot the guy that sat in the seat infront of me on the plane … and hacked and sneezed the whole flight while aiming his overhead air vent back at me.

    Thanks for sharing, you left-wing, bird flu plagued dolt …

  2. Jeanet

    Damn, you folks were buzzy here yesterday. Missed all the fun.

    Had a one-on-one- with a Clp. last night. (NO, DrillAnwr, it’s not what you are thinking. Clean up your dirty mind, will ya :mrgreen: )

    Brought him back to base after midnight.

    It took me 6 hours to get him fixed again and back on track. Needed a lot of digging before I got to the real source of his problems. The fucking medical back-up at base closes at 16.00. Buddys to buzzy with their own problems and then I’m the last resource.

    I’m exhausted but happy. At least one (more) soul saved.
    (But do ask myself these days: Who will save mine :?: .)

  3. Kurt(the infidel)

    Pat
    Any story that involves a rattlesnake is a story i want to hear.

  4. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Jeanet

    You do good work, angel! Those guys must be extremely grateful to have you by their side.

    And leave my dirty mind alone … Took years to perfect it :twisted:

    :arrow: Pat

    Kurt’s mouth is watering for B-B-Qed rattler kabobs …

    Kurt, do ya do those with mushrooms, or strictly green peppers and onion? :cool:

    I would bet you’re one of those guys that continually “marinates” whatever you are grilling with splashes from your beer bottle …

    I had gator steak once while down south … ummm, not so much. Not unless I was in the starvation throngs near the end game of Survivor.

  5. Kurt(the infidel)

    Drill

    everything is better with :beer: . even rattlesnake i would assume :mrgreen:

    but whenever a story begins with rattlesnake its usually something crazy.

    kinda like remember the night we were at the bar with that hooker, the homeless guy and a parrot… those stories usually end somewhere in Tijuana

  6. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Kurt, hun

    kinda like remember the night we were at the bar with that hooker, the homeless guy and a parrot… those stories usually end somewhere in Tijuana

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    Make sure your booster shots are up to date, eh? :lol:

    Was at a friends for a lamb roast awhile back … Her brother was in charge of tending the open pit. Took hours of him watching that critter slowly rotate over the hot cherry and hickory wood coals … hours and a case of beer. He’d take a long gulp, and then pour some slowly over the lamb while chanting “One for my homie …”

    Tasted grrrreat!

  7. tanicacid

    Wonder if Pat’s on to the Rattlesnake/chicken game at a bar. A snake hunter for pharmaceuticals I knew brought a rattler in a huge clear glass jar, and as you came in…sober…he’d bet you couldn’t hold your hand on the glass while the snake struck. Sure as hell, the built in taxonomy of our reptillian brain made me flinch my hand off the jar. A few beers later, I won one.

  8. Pat Dollard

    tanicacid:

    Thanks for the reminder on how important beer is to handle things with the requisite strength, grace and clarity.

  9. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: 6:28 A.M.

    The beautiful simplicity of the warrior.

    :arrow: 6:58 A.M.

    It’s enough to keep you up in a cold sweat at night …

    And let’s NOT even imagine this country or the world today, post 9-11-01, if Gore had been successful in stealing the 2000 election …

    I tend to sort of believe that the 9-11 attack WAS meant for a Gore presidency … that the terrorists thought/believed Gore would follow Clinton into office, and carry-on the legacy of lame or no responses to attacks …

    Dennis Miller said something a bit striking and possibly poignant on Bill O`Reilly last night (or was it Jon Voight on Glenn Beck?) … The cold meds and caffeine are duking it out right now in my mind.

    Anyhow, the comment was made that the Almighty watches out for us (this country) in times of danger and war and ‘makes sure’ the right person gets into office to deal with those times properly.

    Could be … Could be.

    :arrow: 7:19 A.M.

    When I was in high school, during homecoming week, the football team would dress in wigs, make-up and the cheerleaders’ uniforms (with oranges/grapefruits) and go about the school day … The cheerleaders would wear the football uniforms and padding with the black grease smears under their eyes … Was the highlight of the school year.

    And don’t get me started on Sadi Hawkins Day …

    I take less offense to men dressing in woman’s wear as campy entertainment at a private event than I do the sexually confused school teacher who one day is Mr. Campbell in a suit and tie in front of the class, and then Ms. Campbell the next day in a bargin bin polyester dress.

  10. Kurt(the infidel)

    :arrow: Drill

    Booster shots are good to go :lol:

    lamb roast, yummy! we go to a pig roast every year and i cant wait for that. the dude who puts that on does it big time. this warm weather has allowed me to get the grill out of the garage finally too.
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    6:58

    Al Gore makes me sick and to be honest his followers do too.
    The evidence to suggest global warming was wrong is out there now, why do people still believe in it? and whatever happened to natural earth cycles. anyone remember the hole in the ozone laye that had people freaked out then later was found to be a natural way for the earth to clean itself, well the hole later closed on its own.

    what was it, about 15 or 20 years ago that scientists were predicting or at least preparing for another ice age. wrong again

    When this is all said and done Al Gore should be sent to prison for leading a worldwide scam that has done nothing more than left people worse off than before.

  11. LftBhndAgn

    :arrow: 7:35 A.M.

    Al-Qaeda’s deputy leader captured in Anbar
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    GREAT news! :beer:

  12. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: LBA and Kurt

    I’m picturing Mookie on a spit over an open fire being “marinated” with beers by our troops …

    I’m just sayin’ …

  13. LftBhndAgn

    :arrow: drillanwr (typical white female)

    I’m picturing Mookie on a spit over an open fire being “marinated” with beers by our troops …

    I’m just sayin’ …

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    Even thats to good for mookie.

  14. Kurt(the infidel)

    :arrow: Drill

    I’m picturing Mookie on a spit over an open fire being “marinated” with beers by our troops …

    I’m just sayin’ …

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    I got first dibs on a leg :beer: put that video on Al Jazeera

  15. LftBhndAgn

    As far as the rattlesnake hunters out there…

    I am a rattlesnake magnet. I can not go for a canyon walk EVER w/o encountering at least one.

  16. drillanwr (typical white female)

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these
    exchanges were actually taking place.

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
    ______________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it af fect your memory?
    WITNESS: I forget.
    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
    WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
    WITNESS: My name is Susan!
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
    WITNESS: We both do.
    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
    WITNESS: We do.
    ATTORNEY: You do?
    WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
    ___________________________________________________ _______
    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
    WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty.
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
    WITNESS: Uh…. I was gettin’ laid!
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
    WITNESS: By death.
    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
    WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
    WITNESS: Guess.
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
    __________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
    _________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    WITNESS: Oral.
    ___________________________________________________ ______
    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
    _________________________________________________________
    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
    WITNESS: Huh….are you qualified to ask that question?
    _________________________________________________________
    And the best for last:

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

  17. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: MSM Shop Talk

    Think CBS can use the Katie Couric deal as a tax write-off? HEH!!!

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120778369100203247.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/10/AR2008041000030_pf.html

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    Here’s your hat … Let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, skank.

    http://www.radioandrecords.com/RRWebSite/NewsStoryPage.aspx?ContentID=wM0Cn67fSIM%3d&Version=0

  18. Molly

    WTF? How did any of these people GRADUATE from law school? I don’t know how the court reporters kept it together while having to record this shit.

  19. LftBhndAgn

    :arrow: drillanwr (typical white female)

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these
    exchanges were actually taking place.

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    OMG - LMFAO! I will be buying that book TODAY! Thanks Drill! :beer:

  20. Molly

    The British legal system at work.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3713413.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=797093

  21. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Molly

    Oh, he’s purrrr-ty!

    You know WHY these bastards fight deportation to Arab countries?

    Because the Western countries holding them (see: Gitmo, ACLU and leftist human rights pigeons) ARE NOT torturing them … and the Arab countries (see: rendition, and also silently sick of the indigenous terrorist shit mucking up their country’s image) WOULD!

  22. LftBhndAgn

    Is anyone else in total fear of the stupidity of our democrats basing our country’s security on the words of the MSM coming out of Iraq and elsewhere? Everything they have been saying is wrong! Dead wrong. I’m more afraid of democrats and the msm then terrorists. No joke. They will do more damage to this country’s security then ANY terrorist organization.

  23. RVN68MIKE

    Border video reminded me of Benny Hill the English comedian whose skits were always spicey and cheeky. I’ll be looking for more! :smile:

  24. SCredneck

    :arrow: Drill/ Molly
    After they wipe their ass with their hands, I bet they use those beards as a towel!
    My next care package to the Marines will include:
    1. very large bottle of GermX
    2. Large box of biohazard latex gloves

  25. Molly

    :arrow: LftBhndAgn

    I agree with you completely. The Democrats don’t want the truth, they want their “version” of it. They are willing to throw away all the progress that we have made in Iraq so far, further risking our national security at the same time.

  26. Jeanet

    :shock: PAT!!! Where’s the rattle-snake comming in? Don’t keep us hanging.

  27. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: 11:30 A.M.

    Okay, so to begin the rattlesnake story. Three of my buddies headed out to the desert to shoot the new $8K fully auto, short barrel M4 that one of them had. One former member of the 82nd Airborne who served and saw much real shit in Kosovo and Afghanistan, one Marine now working for a private Security company, and one used car salesman. This is not a set-up to a joke, this is a true story from yesterday.
    ———————————————————–

    Yeah, not UNTIL the big-boobed naked broad with a poodle comes in and orders the Pink Lady from the bartender … :lol: :lol:

  28. Jeanet

    drillanwr (typical white female)said:
    :arrow: Jeanet

    And leave my dirty mind alone … Took years to perfect it :twisted:
    ——————

    :mrgreen: I was already pretty sure of that. Was just checking if you were awake.

    Keep cultivating it, it pays of (I swear, got lots of experience :!:)

    I’m only a part-time-angel. Need time left to practice on that she-devil-part.

    Maybe that’s the reason why some of these (my) guys get a little pale around the nose when I come into a room/get in the picture.

    I think I…uhm….build quit a reputation of the past six years.

    (No wonder that since my divorce, ten years ago, I’m still single. :twisted: :beer: :gun: scare men off :cool: .)

  29. TBinSTL (just typical)

    Looks like Afghanistan is about to get fixed the right way… http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jS4b03tT1h8VwOagEkfDcfOlNA7g

  30. larry

    dollard you the man :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun:

  31. TBinSTL (just typical)

    :arrow: Jeanet

    (No wonder that since my divorce, ten years ago, I’m still single. scare men off .)

    Wrong men…but you knew that already. :cool: :cool:

  32. Pat Dollard

    I AM…..The Mannnnnnnn

  33. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Pat Dollard

    I AM…..The Mannnnnnnn

    :!: You either just came back from shooting … or finished editing something … or just got laid … or all three at once … :beer:

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    :arrow: I was more a fan of:

    John (before he went all Mellencamp) Cugar … than … Bruce Springsteen

    Pink Floyd … than … Led Zeppelin

    Robert Plant … than … Led Zeppelin

    Joe Walsh and James Gang … than … Rolling Stones

    Heart … than … Queen

    Yes … than … Steve Miller Band

    Marvin Gaye … than … Elvis

    Aerosmith … than … Jethro Tull

    The Eagles … than … The Who

    C.C.R. … than … Black Sabbath

    Bad Finger … than … Beatles

    And after a NON-STOP weekend (I SHIT YOU NOT!) of listening to “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” and smoking half a field worth of “what-not” with my cousins in Pittsburgh I am NOT ashamed to admit I thoroughly gouged the stereo’s damn stylus back and forth DEEPLY into that fucking Iron Butterfly album … Too bad it wasn’t mine. :roll:

    Oh, and :gun: :gun: :gun: disco …

  34. drillanwr (typical white female)

    Bob Barr announcing he’s running as a Libertarian in `08 on Hannity and Alien.

  35. Steve in NC

    drillanwr - pink floyd after roger waters left?

  36. drillanwr (typical white female)

    Steve - Not so much …

  37. Steve in NC

    I was hoping none at all, the final cut was just that for me.

  38. drillanwr (typical white female)

    Steve - “Not so much” is a “NO” for me …

    You know, like, “Hey, I really like eating cold turds in the hot sun … NOT!”

    Everyone was into Zeppelin in high school … the whole “Stairway To Heaven” … If`n I NEVER hear that song again it’ll be too soon … It came close to the fate of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” with me … And why the hell did guys in the 70s think “Stairway …” was THE make-out song??!!??

    Floyd’s “Breathe” was soooo much better … with ME, atleast.

  39. Steve in NC

    Good to know that. :beer:

    Now I am going to have to spin some on the commute tomorrow.

  40. Kurt(the infidel)

    Drill

    In high school i got home from a party and wasnt done drinking so i sat in my bedroom and turned on stairway to heaven and was destined to learn it on guitar, sat there drinking and playing until about 8 the next morning, fingers were almost bleeding, didnt learn the song that night and finally passed out. kind of lost its luster a little bit with me since then but still a Zeppelin fan. :beer:

  41. LftBhndAgn

    So I says to da guy……

    Rattlesnake story?

  42. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Kurt -

    I believe Seinfeld had an episode (I could be wrong … was a TV sitcom, though) where a music shop had hung a warning sign over it’s guitar display “NO Stairway To Heaven” … :lol:

    :arrow: LBA

    I know! Pat just sort of fell asleep in mid-tale on that one …

    Yo! Dollard! :gun: :gun: :gun: WAKE UP!!!

  43. Kurt(the infidel)

    Yeah i been waiting on like part 4 of that rattlesnake story all day. Pat understands the concept of a ‘cliffhanger’

  44. JewishOdysseus

    Speaking as a lifelong amateur herpetologist, I can’t tell ya how disappointed I am that we STILL haven’t got that rattlesnake story…!!

    But we live in a great country, so I am pleased to present here a live, unscripted rattlesnake video that will no doubt put anything Pat was thinking of to shame–enjoy!! :beer: :cool:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l28jR1xowb8

  45. drillanwr (typical white female)

    And while we wait for Mr. Dollard to down another Redbull …

    A bit of useless “trivia” mentioned on last night’s Glenn Beck interview on TV with Jon Voight.

    Voight’s brother (James Wesley Voight) wrote the song “Wild Thing”, under the name Chip Taylor.

  46. TBinSTL (just typical)

    :arrow: drillanwr (typical white female)
    I could see the Floyd but I had my best luck with Avalon by Roxy Music.

  47. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: TBinSTL (just typical)

    The Raspberries - “Go All The Way”

    Oh! How that song was [trouble] with me.

    :arrow: Kurt

    Learn yunz self that one on the guitar

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=r5hlxbOazGs

  48. Kurt(the infidel)

    drill

    thats a cool song. heard it before but it was a long time ago. sounds like it will be alot easier to learn than stairway to heaven. that one took me a while but i finally got it.

    Oh and P.S

    Looks like im in for an interesting night here in the corner of the great state. lots of lightning so far

  49. Evestay

    Pat- the Special Forces section is missing and I also want you to finish that story!

  50. drillanwr (typical white female)

    Kurt -

    Yep. Just checking the radar … There she blows … Coming down from Erie my way too … Could be neck and neck for that and your crap to reach us. Should be here by morning.

    Hey could be worse. Could be the U.P. Mich. They’re getting ice and snow … They can have it.

  51. Kurt(the infidel)

    drill

    Amen to that. its still 60 something out there right now as i speak. i will keep the warm weather, just wake me up when its over dorothy :lol:

  52. Kurt(the infidel)

    well just checked and its actually 70 still.

    Oh how Allah has blessed me :mrgreen:

  53. LftBhndAgn

    ^ taps foot…
    waiting

    Just for you drill

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKw7Sk3CWZI&feature=related

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ag8J2NMYmc

  54. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: LBA

    Duh Ramones and duh Clash!

    You naughty gal! :beer:

    Lemme guess … You liked the smell of leather and Marlboros … :twisted:

    Say! Here’s an idea … Our Apaches should have this one blaring over in Iraq

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAkfHShATKY

  55. LftBhndAgn

    :arrow: drillanwr (typical white female)

    LBA

    Duh Ramones and duh Clash!

    You naughty gal!

    Lemme guess … You liked the smell of leather and Marlboros
    ——————————

    LMFAO :beer:

  56. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: LBA

    Yeah … I thought so. :lol: :beer: :gun:

    SISTER!

  57. LftBhndAgn

    drillanwr (typical white female)

    LBA

    Yeah … I thought so.

    SISTER!
    ————————
    Ahhh to go back for just a day….

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00&feature=related

  58. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: LBA

    First time I ever heard this song I was living in Cleveland … by myself. It’s on the top of my list of “Most Perfect Songs Ever Written” … and her’s was sooo much deeper than Bruce’s version.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0brHGJ6xqbk&feature=related

  59. LftBhndAgn

    :arrow: drillanwr (typical white female)

    LBA

    First time I ever heard this song I was living in Cleveland … by myself. It’s on the top of my list of “Most Perfect Songs Ever Written” … and her’s was sooo much deeper than Bruce’s version.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0brHGJ6xqbk&feature=related

    ——————————————-
    I like her vocals and yes your right - that one is up there on my list

    - BUT this one will always hold a special place :beer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMagNuhLkk

    Water was running; children were running
    You were running out of time
    Under the mountain, a golden fountain
    Were you praying at the lares shrine?
    But oh your city lies in dust, my friend

    We found you hiding we found you lying
    Choking on the dirt and sand
    Your former glories and all the stories
    Dragged and washed with eager hands

    But oh your city lies in dust, my friend

    Hot and burning in your nostrils
    Pouring down your gaping mouth
    Your molten bodies blanket of cinders
    Caught in the throes …….

    And your city lies in dust
    Cities In Dust

  60. drillanwr (typical white female)

    LBA

    You’re dragging out me 1980s

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVm3SmyMkFU

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oCc_uLF1iY

  61. LftBhndAgn

    Never got into the tubes…

    I went down this road…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-qeJOo7cs&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QOfgoD8hnI

    and then
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiy5kDOVSLo

  62. LftBhndAgn

    Last 2 & its good night -

    #2 fav
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX1PwkgwsG0

    And LBA’s #1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2NrIALcNOw

  63. ticticboom(Will Kill For Oil)

    Been out of it for a few days. Was down in D.C. with GoE and picked up a nasty bug along the way. Nyquil + jameson + tussin x large quantities of each = no ability to write a coherent sentence or post stuff online.

    I put up pics:

    http://tick-tick-booom.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!81216ABC4B7EFC0!467/

    Also left a bit of an after action report. Who knows, maybe one of these days I’ll start a blog myself.

  64. Jeanet

    :arrow: Dorothy….uhm…Drill and Kurt:

    How was your night?

    :arrow: Ticticboom:

    Get well soon.

    In general:
    After Pat’s “I’M THE MANNNN”, (I know, I know, TBinSTL. I live on the wrong side of that big ocean :sad: Mea Culpa), still no new episode on that rattle-snake story.

    Does any one knows how much Gryphon Air is charging for a two-way ticket Kuwait-Bagdad these days? (As in, any recent experience? And, I’m being dead-serious about asking this.)

  65. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: ticticboom -

    Sorry we weren’t down there the same weekend. I was there the last weekend of March.

    However, caught the same (D.C.) bug you must have.

    I see that bed of tulips bloomed!

    Would that be YOU with the Jihadi Killer Crusader T-shirt in the last pic?

    Jeez! How friggin’ COOL is that?

    Thanks for the report.

    :arrow: LBA -

    Talking Heads didn’t talk to me.

    Peter Gabriel was a good listen.

    MADNESS!!!! YES!!! Da boyz! I was about to toss you “Our House” but the cold meds kicked in and I crawled in bed.

    And then you “grew up” (HEH!) and went for the metal … good work!

    I did major growing up in the 1990s (Clinton years) on many levels … (heh!) and picked up on more of this stuff … Which :arrow: :arrow: Kurt can REALLY appreciate …

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=icdnKydffZQ

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=55nAwmVLQSk

    :arrow: Jeanet

    Well, while waiting for our fearless leader to return with the final chapter(s) of the rattlesnake bedtime story a couple of us dabbled in the music world and our favorites therein.

    We might need to send out a patrol to locate Dollard’s ‘where-abouts’ … :evil: :gun:

  66. Jeanet

    :arrow: Drill:

    I read all about your musical favorites and those of others. I was just afraid Kurt got hit by lightning and you got blown away. ( :wink: Dorothy. “To blow or to get blown away”. :mrgreen: )

    About Dollard’s where-abouts;
    Somewehere between here and there. I snif, I snif……somewhere between spring-break and spring-cleaning :cool:

  67. drillanwr (typical white female)

    :arrow: Jeanet

    Not sure about Kurt’s weather situation since last night … The system reached my neck of the woods very early this morning before I got up … A little thunder … mostly rain.

    :arrow: Howard Dean’s brain farts … again … this time it’s a shart:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/TheNote/story?id=3105455&page=1

    :arrow: I’m hearing “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina” ( with new lyrics, of course):

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/11/business/media/11couric.html?ei=5065&en=4245c406a2c1619b&ex=1208577600&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print

    :arrow: Bill bites his lip for Hillary:

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0408/9535.html

  68. tanicacid

    Anecdote on the Rattler hunter with the snake in the jar. Some time later I see him in the bar again only this time both arms all bandaged up from an exploding radiator accident. Never, never ever ask someone in such a perdicament how he wipes after taking a dump!!!

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