April 29, 2008
7:45 A.M.
Bash here:
Our fearless leader remains off the battlefield today, will update you all as I get updates. Ming Ming arrived, but I have sent another nurse who utilizes a slightly more radical approach to healing than Ming Ming.
Her name is Mary, and I have sent her down just to make sure everything is covered.
Leave your get well wishes here today…
Get better Pat!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:01 amGet well Pat. I can’t see you if you can’t see me!
Oh! And tell Bash to stop it with these nasty nasty wimmins pics. He’s freakin’ me out.
On second thought, at least they’re not guys.
Carry on, Bash
April 29th, 2008 at 7:23 amFeel better soon Pat!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:25 amhope you’re better soon Pat.
rest your head on all of those nice DD’s Bash sent you.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:31 amPatrick … booby …
When I got a piss-envy the other night before you headed off to yunz big party to rub elbows and other parts of yunz body … and I told you that I hoped you’d catch the Bird Flu …
I didn’t know you were gonna take me seriously, man!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:40 amThat chick has a 5-head.
Get well Pat - we need ya here.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:20 amdropping a prayer your way,
April 29th, 2008 at 8:27 amBe sure to ask if the nurses accept tips
Steve -
She HAS “tips” …
April 29th, 2008 at 8:52 amPat
Then Relax. Ming Ming A OK.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:04 amHope your eye will be alright, Pat!
In other news, Paulnuts screw up Nevada GOP convention:
http://www.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080427/NEWS/804270360/1321?1243567
Can’t these over-caffeinated pricks go away? They’re the exact same as the Kos Kooks.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:17 amWishing you a “Happy Ending” in regards to Ming Ming.
Now get better damn it! Afghanistan is waiting.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:12 amFucking Hussein was just on TV saying that Rev. Wright’s remarks has “done great damage to our relationship” and that they were personally offensive. Gee Hussein, why didn’t you say that TWO MONTHS AGO!
April 29th, 2008 at 10:32 amPrayers for a full recovery, Pat.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 amany updates?
April 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pmPat,
We’ve all got your six, but would like it if you made it back safe and sound…
Go Easy!
Pit Bull
April 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pmPat,
Get well soon.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pmNo UPDATES yet on Pat.
Bash will {ring} Dollard Nation when he hears from the REMF-ers …
Keep good thoughts, gang!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:04 pmThoughts and prayers for you to get through this Pat.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pmWe know you can do it.
Here’s something that might make you feel better Pat –
>Danish citizen evaluates our candidates…..
April 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm>
>From an observer in Denmark………
>
>
>”We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
>election.
>
>On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer.
>And a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
>
>On the other side, you have a true war hero, married to a woman with a
>huge chest, who owns a beer distributorship.
>
>Is there a contest here?”
@Pat:
Get well soon, brother. We need you getting the truth out there.
@PhilNBlanx:
*insert maniacal laughter*
Nice one!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pmHell, if IED’s can’t stop you then the flu should be a walk in the park. Get well soon.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:10 pmThe Danes are starting to make a real impression on the world …
April 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pmNurse Mary can give ma shot anytime she wants too.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:44 pm(ME)… What happened to the edit option?
April 29th, 2008 at 6:47 pmWe miss you, Pat. Bash et al are doing fine, but it’s not the same without you. Get well, my friend.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:49 amPatrick, hate to bug you, but could you please read your e-mail.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:51 amBash. If I fuck up my eye, will you send me a Mary?
Oh yeah, heal quickly Pat.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:11 am