April 5-6, 2008
1:19 A.M.
President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s him.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?’
Bush says, ‘ I’m planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Bush says, ‘Well, I’m going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.’
The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?’
Bush turns to the bartender and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims!
3:27 A.M.
Well, everything’s going just swimmingly in advance of the Olympics.
3:58 A.M.
4:12 A.M.
Damn
8:05 A.M.
Freezin’ cold every friggin’ mornin, freezin’ cold every friggin’ night…global warming….yeah….
You can shoot phone books in your house with a suppressed .22 all day and all night….
8:08 A.M.
Just read a book last week that said the top three choices of profession for pyschopaths were doctor, politician and lawyer.
8:12 A.M.
Naked chicks make men do risky things.
8:37 A.M.
Second stimulus package. From Politico’s “The Huddle”:
“BEHIND THE SCENES: Robert D. Novak reports on Saturday: “Under intense pressure from the business community, the two Senate leaders — Democrat Harry Reid and Republican Mitch McConnell — have agreed to bury the hatchet long enough to pass housing legislation that amounts to a second economic stimulus package. Their handshake means they will forego their usual parliamentary tricks, which have caused little to be accomplished in the Senate for more than a year. Most significantly, Majority Leader Reid has promised not to ‘fill the tree’ — proposing enough amendments to foreclose the Republicans from offering their changes.?”
9:06 A.M.
Ghosts?
9:42 A.M.
2:58 P.M.
Let’s see. Who’s going to be sticking to the 5-round mag rule whenst coyote-hunting tomorrow? Moi?
3:06 P.M.
Mookie has no power, the war is with Iran. And Iran has dangerous liasons with Al Qaeda. And the Iraqi Army can fight. ‘Case you hadn’t heard.
3:29 P.M.
Hussein V1.0 and Hussein V2.0
April 6, 2008
4:25 A.M.
This is all just going to get worse. The Tibetans are not going to let the opportunity of a lifetime just slip away.
6:20 A.M.
Stockholm, Sweden (AP) - The electrocution of a fat rat in an electric station Saturday caused a three-hour power outage and shutdown of Stockholm’s central train station.
The early morning outage led to the shutting down of train traffic, said Jesper Ekenlund, a spokesman for power company Fortum. Nearby hotels and shops also were affected, he said.
“The rat had sneaked into a secondary substation and came into contact with some parts that caused it to short circuit,” he said.
“It must have been really big because there’s a certain distance between the parts it touched. With better eating habits, that rat would still be alive.”
Ekenlund said Fortum will now have to decontaminate the area where the rat met its fate.
8:19 A.M.
The early word on the kidnapped college students is that it was indeed Moqtada Al Sadr’s men who did it, and the students were not mysteriously released, but rescued in an action by the Iraqi army. There was a good deal of fighting in Sadr City as both the Iraqi Army and U.S. Forces pursue the Mahdi Army, and utltimately work to break its stranglehold on a lot of Shiite Iraq.
9:24 A.M.
Sunday Talk Show Tip Sheet
9:40 A.M.
The AP, which usually breaks its neck to report any bad news from Iraq, is yet to report the rescue, only hours after their capture, of the 42 Iraqi college students by the Iraqi Army, hours after others such as myself have reported it.
10:41 A.M.
It’s a perfect display of the unique blend of ignorance and arrogance that anyone should think that disconnected political suits should be calling the shots. Why in God’s name, would it be any other way? If the man on the ground isn’t worth listening to, you don’t turn to the suits instead, you replace the man on the ground. “Bush Listens Closely To His Man In Iraq”.
11:37 A.M.
“At least 35 people have been arrested as demonstrators succeeded in disrupting the Beijing Olympic torch relay as it made its way across London today.”
11:40 A.M.
Collect Call From History
11:53 A.M.
2:25 P.M.
There are no wars, but one - it only appears as many.
Commentary that came with video:
Journalists and publicists are primarily instilled with socialists and liberal ideologies at universities throughout the West, hence those views dominate the scene in the Western media.
AIM Report: New Evidence of Liberal Media Bias - November A
http://www.aim.org/aim-report/aim-rep…
In Europe the media, effectively censors almost all elements that connect many of the increasing struggles which the socialists have set into motion by flooding their nations with uneducated Immigrants with a fascist, antisemetic culture. Thank’s to that brainwashing (which I too was a victim of until recently) Europeans blame all it’s attacks, honor killing, Jihad Rape, a.s.o. on themselves (as in, on their native population). (continues after )
http://www.iris.org.il/blog/archives/…
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China Forging Strategic Ties to Radical Islam
http://en.epochtimes.com/news/6-7-18/…
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali:
Re: Why can’t Iran have the bomb?
http://www.bigthink.com/policy-politi…
http://www.bigthink.com/user/ayaan-hi…
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http://www.obsessionthemovie.com/inde… (less)
2:35 P.M.
Be respectful of others and their opinions. Inflammatory remarks and inane leftist drivel will be deleted. It ain’t about free speech, remember you’re in a private domain. My website, my prerogative.
If you can't handle using your real email address, don't bother posting a comment.
I needed that.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:33 amEven in an expose of militant Islam, the European Journal can’t face the fact that “dar al Harb” literally means the “the house of war”, translating it instead as “the non-Islamic world”. Pretty brave.
You can’t win if you can’t even name your enemy.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:03 amThanks for the advice. You won’t be needing that one-way ticket to Siberia
April 5th, 2008 at 4:50 amWelcome home Capt. Edward B. Scullion and Pfc. Elwood D. Reynolds.
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April 5th, 2008 at 5:53 amWe should have listened to MacArthur back then.
Pat,
I see you liked the joke
April 5th, 2008 at 6:21 amwhy does china deserve the olympics? they are shooting protesters. they are one of the biggest human rights abusers around.
April 5th, 2008 at 6:23 amim debating whether i would rather see the US pull its athletes or go over there and kick chinas ass
ROFLMFAO!!!!
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Well hell … atleast it’s a good thing it’s just Chi-Coms, and NOT Islamists, murdering unarmed religious folks … or else we wouldn’t even have these obscure [blurbs] on the news wires … eh?
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Hind Fralhl is one of many Muslim women that just might be that religion’s/culture’s ONLY hope.
Appeasing, lazy, and cowardly Western governments who blindly give up their sovereignty and rule of established law and order are Islam’s only hope …
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Seems TMZ, of late, has a “bone” to pick regarding the search and recovery of such war MIA/KIA remains, and the $$$ cost the US government puts forth.
That’s too (damn) bad, I (ALWAYS) say …
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/lynn-davidson/2008/04/04/tmz-continues-mocking-military-recovering-wwii-old-bones
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I’m with you. Pull our team … and in the process piss the fuck off Nancy Pelosi (and Co.) who remarked just a couple weeks back that “Bush” had better NOT do it …
But you know it was A-OK for Jimmuh to do it back in the 70s …
April 5th, 2008 at 6:41 amoh and has anyone heard this little gem yet, it appears Jihad is coming to wall street in the form of sharia-compliant finance. aka: other ways in which jihadists can move around money through a front company. wall street only seems to care about the money they will make off of it.
go read this, its very interesting
April 5th, 2008 at 6:56 amhttp://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZjBhMTM5MTlmN2YzNzE0MmFkOTg2OGYxNWM2MGNiNTQ
On a related note regarding closure on war dead/MIA, here’s a VERY interesting report:
HMAS Sydney Located
http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2008/04/05/hmas-sydney-located/
Seems the ship’s lifeboats were discovered to be missing, which makes the story of possible survivors of the 1941 WWII sinking an even bigger mystery.
I have a great affinity and affection for our Australian friends and comrades. They have willingly supported and fought beside us in our wars, to date, and the history/roots of Australia are so similar to that of our own country.
If I could choose one other country I would live in besides the USA it would be Australia. And I’m a sucker for the accent.
April 5th, 2008 at 7:08 amNice joke, heh
April 5th, 2008 at 8:08 amAh hell … Let me know if “Old Sparky” starts spitting a charge without anyone throwing the switch …
Until then …
That’s mining area, I believe. Wondering if it’s a “magnetic/electronic” flux thing … I’d be [looking] underground for a possible answer.
Can’t find them in a quick scan of a map, but wondering how far they are from Kecksburg, Pa.?
April 5th, 2008 at 9:13 am
April 5th, 2008 at 9:26 amGreat joke!
April 5th, 2008 at 9:31 amI have already told 5 people that joke today. its a good one
April 5th, 2008 at 9:36 amJoke? It’s a joke? Damn, you got my hopes up.
There are some people who are born contraindicators of what you should do. The Goracle, hell, the whole man-made global warming bunch, are perfect examples. They are always, always wrong. It’s like the Times critisizing you, proof you’re doing your job.
Those are jobs where you get to impose your will on others. I’ve been accused of being a sociopath, but I’m just the opposite. I’m concerned with making sure others can’t force their will on me. I don’t give a shit what others do as long as they leave me the hell alone.
Doors slamming on their own happens all the time, especially in old, drafty buildings. It doesn’t take much wind or difference in air pressure to swing a door shut. And an old electomechanical typewriter acting up isn’t exactly a shock.
As for the guy with a flashlight seeing a shadow, BFD. You should hold a flashlight as close to your head as possible. The bigger the offset from your line of sight, the more shadows you see, and the more your mind can play tricks on you.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:41 amWoo-Hoo, yeah man go hit up some hunting and let out your inner savage…. do yourself some good bro. R&R for the soul…..
Wish I could do some hunting, but it’s just not feasible where I am so it’s gonna have to wait.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pmGee-zuss … Feel free to head on over to my yard and pick off several squirrels and stray cats before they start the spring screwing and drop countless litters all over the damn neighborhood.
You’ll probably have to use small cal., but what the fuck … It’s killin’ either way.
April 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pmDon’t tease me
You know what really kills me?….. I live down the road from Valley Forge park, and I wake up to herds of deer in the back yard…… huge bucks….. all of them untouchable
Lord help them if I ever build a suppressed sniper platform, but I wouldn’t put it past the park rangers to have night vision capability so……
April 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pmAbsolut’s “RESPONSE” to all the shit hitting their fan:
http://absolut.com/iaaw/blog/in-an-absolut-world-according-to-mexico#comment
In an ABSOLUT World according to Mexico
Posted Friday, April 04, 2008, 5:26:34 PM
The In An Absolut World advertising campaign invites consumers to visualize a world that appeals to them — one they feel may be more idealized or one that may be a bit “fantastic.” As such, the campaign will elicit varying opinions and points of view. We have a variety of executions running in countries worldwide, and each is germane to that country and that population.
This particular ad, which ran in Mexico, was based upon historical perspectives and was created with a Mexican sensibility. In no way was this meant to offend or disparage, nor does it advocate an altering of borders, nor does it lend support to any anti-American sentiment, nor does it reflect immigration issues. Instead, it hearkens to a time which the population of Mexico may feel was more ideal.
As a global company, we recognize that people in different parts of the world may lend different perspectives or interpret our ads in a different way than was intended in that market. Obviously, this ad was run in Mexico, and not the US — that ad might have been very different.
By Paula Eriksson, VP Corporate Communications, V&S Absolut Spirits
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One commentor on the site posted this link to other products (for boycott consideration) affiliated with the owner of “ABSOLUT” :
http://www.pernod-ricard.com/en/pages/106/pernod/Brands.html
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Thatisall …
April 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pmTurkey hunting in southeast indiana is where its at. i cant wait until that comes around again. deer season is my favorite, then its ohio whitetail. but then again im just going to enjoy the spring and summer for now with some fishing..
JimmyB
Wish i had a permit to hunt in your backyard
April 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pmI’m counting on you to get me a nice wild Tom for this Thanksgiving, babe!
BTW
Get the hell up here and take care of some of these damn shit machine Canada geese. Cripes! They are everywhere!
April 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Kurt,
I wanted to cry…. well, I really wanted to shoot the damn thing from my car, but that kinda woulda been a no-no. They don’t even flinch at cars, they just stand there and stare 
April 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pmFucking tell me about ! I once went deer hunting….. didn’t see nothing….. froze my nuts off…… drove home….. saw a eight point buck standing on the side of the road about two miles from my house
Yeah I can’t wait to do up some fishing soon!
Obama is fucking unbelievable with his attempt to win the gun vote.
Good night, y’all.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pmYou off to bed already … Or off to a frat party?
April 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pmDrill
I would love to come up there and take care of your goose problem, i dont like those damn things. they fly all over this area. and i could probably get ya a nice turkey too. i just collect the feathers
Jimmy
I wish i had a dollar for every time a hunter had that same experience. seriously, that happens all the time. dont see anything all day in the woods and then get in the truck and see a 14 pointer standing there next to a gas station lol
like ron white says, they should slow the bullet down to 45mph, put a horn and lights on it, that deer will actually jump right in front of that bullet
April 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pmJust read Hussein V2.0…was about to explode when I read the first comment…enjoy it, I did.
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From RICKRACK :
I’ll tell this SOB one thing. He can take his Sharia Laws, his America Hating Wife, his so called Church and Preacher, Farrakhan and the Black panthers and go to Africa. He or they are not welcome in our Country. If he held the Gun to my head, I would die before Voting or even shaking his hand. He must think every white man is a coward. Some of you had better wake up. You heard, you saw, and now you want him for President?
hd rider
April 5th, 2008 at 6:14 pmIn honor of Charlton Heston passing, to all you libs just sitting there waiting, your gonna have to go through a LOT of us first to get that gun out of his cold dead hands…
April 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pmSorority, actually; it was a benefit function for cancer victims. The ZTA gals had me and some buddies do the grunt work–we “volunteered” to lug the kegs (for the reception afterwards)! They helped out with our Super Bowl party, so it was the least we could do (they made the best wings, I’ve ever had). Sure, freedom and the American way are worth fighting for, but I’d put my life on the line for the plethora of fine American women alone, any day, any place!!!
You better believe there’ll be a lot more activities around here, come the week of the 16th (don’t think I need to mention the significance of that infamous date).
April 5th, 2008 at 9:27 pm“Obama didn’t hunt or fish as a child”… End of story, he will never be my President!
April 6th, 2008 at 12:13 amThanks for the joke, Pat. I needed that.
April 6th, 2008 at 5:14 amCripes! I hope it didn’t go to waste …
Somebody call Ted Turner … Them’s good eats!
Tastes like human, Teddy.
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WOW! Where ya been? The Marines keeping ya THAT busy?
April 6th, 2008 at 7:08 amThe early word on the kidnapped college students is that it was indeed Moqtada Al Sadr’s men who did it, and the students were not mysteriously released, but rescued in an action by the Iraqi army. There was a good deal of fighting in Sadr City as both the Iraqi Army and U.S. Forces pursue the Mahdi Army, and utltimately work to break its stranglehold on a lot of Shiite Iraq.
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FUCK the AP and FUCK the MSM! Im done with them.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:13 am(AP) is probably waiting and holding out hope for just ONE student beheading to report …
It’s a damn good thing the real world moves along, (and doesn’t just dangle helplessly like some lost d**k), without concise and concluded reports by the news community …
Tree.
Forest.
Falling.
Noise.
Selective hearing …
April 6th, 2008 at 9:24 amHope your training went well, welcome back, buddy!
April 6th, 2008 at 9:30 amShould be its’ own post. Subtitle, “Don’t turn away”.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:03 amAmerica: We ARE at WAR. Get onboard, or get the hell out of the way.
It ain’t a sprint … It’s a damn marathon.
Suck it up.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:15 amGreat videos Pat… especially the first one.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pmrumsfeld 47
fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish heads 
April 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm