Drew Carey Battles Bacon Ban

April 24th, 2008 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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15 Responses

  1. Word-Drum

    1,000 points for Drew. 0 for the Food-Fascists.
    Poor lady… Poor us as we move to what Russia left behind.
    Hoard your bacon, light-bulbs and hide your smokes…here comes The Liberals.

  2. mike3481

    Anyone, show me a Scientific study that proves trans-fats are harmful…there isn’t one!

    It’s a theory and nothing more.

    In the 70’s I went to TJ once a month and ate my meals from sidewalk vendor carts and never got sick, not once! :beer:

    I just looked for the cart that had the most steam coming out of it…and also had stray dogs loose in the area. :shock:

    Think about it :mrgreen:

  3. vehement

    Wow…

  4. John Cunningham

    I think it may have something to do with the fact that Hispanics and Koreans can run successful street vending operations. All blacks can do is sell incense and body oils and stolen clothing from card tables. I’d check the religion of the board of health nazi.

  5. Leatherneck

    Pork is by far one of the worst things you can eat. A pig has no sweat glands & therefore the toxins that are in the animal cannot be extracted from it’s body. Next time you see a jar of pigs feet at the supermarket, look at the skin. It looks like plastic because there are no pores. A pig does however have pores on its nose to keep it functional.

    It’s a scavenger. Scavengers eat garbage, shit, puke, piss, maggots, & the dead.

    It’s not a religious thing. It’s a health thing.

    You won’t keel over & die after eating a bacon-dog but it will catch up to you years down the road. Especially if it’s a habitual consumption of pork.

    I’m sure some folks have a tale about grandma & grandpa eatin’ pork bellies all their life & they lived to be 100; but I’ll bet they had health complications.

    Despite all of the above, keep a can of pork fat for bullet-dipping. *(giggle-giggle)*

  6. David Ross

    Leatherneck, I think far worse than eating bacon is someone who is laying on the coroners table with the coroner scratching his head saying “I’m not sure why he died, there is absolutely nothing wrong with him” It was kind of like when I was a kid leaving the arcade with some tokens still left in my pocket a damn shame. Personally I want to have spent my last good cell on living life to the fullest when I die, at least I’ll know I did not miss an opportunity and who would have thunk that all that shit, puke and maggots could taste soooo good!

  7. Gregory Donald Hiel

    Semper Fi Drew!

  8. John Cunningham

    Leatherneck, the doctor said it would kill me, but he didn’t say when.

  9. Jon

    Quote: “It’s a scavenger. Scavengers eat garbage.”

    So is a lobster. Anyone tries to take my lobster, I’m breaking out the small arms.

  10. Leatherneck

    :arrow: David Ross, John Cunningham :
    Yeagh. Bacon is pretty much irreplaceable. Although I heard beef brisket is a decent alternative.

    :arrow: Jon:

    Squid, shrimp, oysters, crab, scallops, clams…all scavengers too. We might as well eat’em because carbon monoxide & preservatives are doing a far better job at killing us.

    For those who didn’t see this, heres a pic of Drew Carey when he was in the Corps.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Drew_Carey-Marines.jpg

  11. jsc0311

    Leatherneck,
    If pork is so bad, why have Southeast Asians done just fine eating it for thousands of years? I feel fine eating pork and so do my parents and grandparents (who are both pushing 90 years old).
    -Joe

  12. Leatherneck

    :arrow: jsc0311

    Well, if you feel fine eating an animal that eats shit, piss, puke, maggots, puss, smegma, boogars, cooties, cockroaches, lice, fungus, mold, VD , herpes, blisters, boils, scabs, sores, & little chewy brown bits of whatever else I missed….. then have at it fellow Teufel Hunden.

    Yeagh, the Asians love to chow down on pork & they’re still here.

    Perhaps this will put it in better perspective : I am smoking a cigarette as I type this. I feel perfectly fine. But this shit can’t possibly be good for me.

    So I’ll smoke my fags & ya’ll eat your pig & we’ll call it a day.

  13. Arthuraria

    I cannot find the words to describe my hatred for liberal fascists.

  14. Jon

    “For those who didn’t see this, heres a pic of Drew Carey when he was in the Corps”.

    Looking buff….but I can’t blame his current stature on pork. I’m 53 as of Monday, have a freezer full of free range pork from Montana and tip the scales at 150.

  15. jsc0311

    :arrow: Leatherneck

    “animal that eats shit, piss, puke, maggots, puss, smegma, boogars, cooties, cockroaches, lice, fungus, mold, VD , herpes, blisters, boils, scabs, sores, & little chewy brown bits of whatever else I missed…”

    Sounds like me and a lot of other grunts, especially out in the field. As the old saying goes, you are what you eat….

    I would smoke too, but it cuts into my cardio and slows down my run time. So I have pork and junk food to make me happy and fuel me up for PT…..

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