Joke Of The Day: Two Muslim Mothers Are Sitting In A Cafe…
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of
tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk.
The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts
flipping through photos and they start reminiscing…
“This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.”
“Yes, I remember him as a baby.” says the other mother cheerfully.
“He’s a martyr now though.” mum confides.
“Oh, so sad dear.” says the other.
And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21.”
“Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily,
“he had such curly hair when he was born”.
“He’s a martyr too.” says mum quietly.
“Oh, gracious me …” says the other.
“And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would be18″ she whispers.”Yes,” says the friend enthusiastically,
“I remember when he first started school.”
“He’s a martyr also.” says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says …
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
Nods to LftBhndAgn.
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Bwahahaha! they blow up so fast! thats good one Bash
im gonna have to pass that one on
April 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pmThe sad thing is, it’s not a joke.
Thousands, maybe millions, of muslim ‘mothers’ are just like that. Their goal is to bring death, not life, into this world. They should be called anti-mothers, or unmothers, something like that.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pmthis is a disgusting “joke”
April 1st, 2008 at 4:28 pmthis is a disgusting “joke”
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I keeel you!
April 1st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
ryan,
April 1st, 2008 at 5:29 pmI’ll tell you what is disgusting. And that is when one of these mo fo sob yahoos kill somebody who is innocent, which is 99.999999999999% of everybody who has ever been killed by a mudering-bomber.
Find Mookie, kill Mookie. A dead Mookie is a good Mookie.
good humor.You have to have a sense of humor.
April 1st, 2008 at 5:44 pmWhat’s disgusting about this joke is that is just how the Mustifoons think about it Muti. On the day and hour that Muslim women are no longer willing to give their children away to be used to murder innocent people is the day and hour that this war will begin to end.
What’s disgusting is that ryan is just another dumbass.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pmStudy Islam stupid. Not just the Mecca part, but the Medina part as well. Then maybe, you’re CRI problem will clear up.
ryan,
April 1st, 2008 at 7:25 pmHow so many people easily forget all of the innocent lives lost-THE VICTIMS of the muslim murderers who blow themselves up, whom the evil cult of islam calls martyrs. Well ryan, there are some jokes that just resonate and you never seem to forget, this will be one of them for me and I hope it is for you too. Well done Bash, it made me
freakin hilarious Bash!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:40 pmBash:
Well done….funny stuff!
Ryan: Lighten up and get a life.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:43 pmI’m torn. As a mother who has lost her son in this war I hurt for all the mothers on both sides who have. I hurt for the innocents taken by brain washed young men who strap bombs to themselves for some make believe fairytale called allah or god. But I admit.. I laughed and knew I would be at the recruiting office tomorrow to share it.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:46 pmTo Ang-i’m sorry and thanks
regarding the joke all I can say is 
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:03 amAng
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:22 amThere is a Grand Canyon of difference between your son and the sucide bombers. Your son stood up to evil. Thank you so very much. Out of the fire comes life
The only problem with them blowing themselves up is that they should do it at home or in the mosque during prayers. That way they get to take all their family and friends with them. Also conserves explosives. Just makes sense.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 amAll I can say is Kid Dynamite anyone? Although I was never a Hardcore music fan, at least kids in the West have more outlets (sports, music etc. and even ‘x-sports’ like bmx, skateboarding, and surfing-shame Adam Gadhan walked away from that one)for their frustration/agression that doesn’t involve playing jihadi. I remembered this bands name and searched it on youtube, ironic song title eh?
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:19 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGAT45WgLZA
There is a Muslim baby boom and population explosion, as often happens when Western medical care first hits primitive harem-based breeding cultures. The “blowing up” part is probably part of a natural balancing mechanism ….
April 4th, 2008 at 7:17 amLft-b-a;
April 4th, 2008 at 7:19 amChannelling Achmed, are we?