Leftist Natalie Portman Gets Pissed On
NY Post:
April 22, 2008 — She may be an international movie star, but this impudent pooch can’t tell the difference between Natalie Portman and a fire hydrant.
The “Star Wars” cutie was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.
Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.
While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.
Portman, who has appeared with her pooch on fellow dog-lover David Letterman’s TV show, took the incident wit
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Well dogs do generally have a good sense of character
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 amGOOD BOY!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 amwhen ya gotta’ go, ya gotta’ go.
she made for a great fire hydrant in a pinch
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 amRover, urinate ability to sniff out a liberal is truly a gift.
Stick that pun in your pipe and smoke it, Osama Obama Bamama.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 amI bet that’s the most downloaded image in Japan.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 amWithout doubt, God’s second greatest creature - and one good dog is worth more than a billion libs.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 amleave natalie alone! I love her, and we are going to marry someday
somebody remind me of anything insane and leftist she has said?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 amEh, she’s moderately leftist, but not an unhinged statist like some. The vibe I’ve gotten off the interviews I’ve read is that she is of the “wouldn’t it be nice” variety, rather than the “it must be made so and damn the cost” type. That, and she actually seems to know how to use that mass between her ears much better than most lefties I’ve run up against.
Eh, I could be wrong, but it’s a damn funny picture regardless!
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 amNature itself rebels against liberalism
Too bad - she is really hot
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am@Dbo:
This pic disturbs me:
http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/Hillary62.jpg
I’m just going to assume the A/C was on full blast.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 amDon’t they look great together? Is she smuggling raisins?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
ticticboom
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pmThat pic is killing me - how could anyone so hot be cuddling up with Hildabeast
I hope Hildabeast isn’t shopping for a new girl to replace that other babe who always follows her around.
Nature has a way of letting people know that they’re on the wrong track.
Give that dog a treat and a chew toy. Way to go fido.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pmi have some crazy liberal words from her.
while on Letterman she said the 2000 elections were illegally won by Bush. trashed the war.
also said something like since Bush likes vacation so much it will be good if he loses the 04′ elections that way he’ll be on vacation all the time.
which the vacation line was one of Michael Moores made up ideas.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:14 pmthanks, I am sad to hear those words come from her. I would still marry her though. I would shape her right up.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pmI know man. i was shocked when i heard her say it too. you can straighten her up and bring her back to our side.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm