Yo, Hillary: You’re No Rocky…With Original “Rocky” Video
Senator Clinton has been telling Pennsylvania voters that she’s in this race to the very end to fight for them, and now she’s adopting the mantle of the Keystone State’s biggest fighter - Rocky Balboa.
In excerpts of a speech she’s set to give to the AFL-CIO in the City of Brotherly Love, Senator Clinton says “just as it’s getting time to vote here in Pennsylvania, Senator Obama says he’s getting tired of it. His supporters say they want it to end.”
“Well, could you imagine if Rocky Balboa had gotten half way up those Art Museum steps and said, “Well, I guess that’s about far enough?”
“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing the fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people.”
She also promises to take the fight to the Republican nominee. “I know taking on Senator McCain in November won’t be easy. The Republicans aren’t going to give up without a fight. And no matter how beautiful your rhetoric, the Republicans aren’t going to turn off their attack machine – it doesn’t have an off switch,” she says.
“But one thing you know about me is that when I say I’ll fight for you, I’ll fight for you. I know that there will be hurdles and setbacks between now and November. But I also know that I’m ready. I know what it’s like to stumble. I know what it means to get knocked down. But I’ve never stayed down, and I never will.”
(Fox)
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:44 amA news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Rocky? Hitlery is more like Wimpy. “I’ll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”
April 1st, 2008 at 11:49 amPsst: Hillery? Umm yeah, Apollo Creed won the fight in Rocky I. Im just saying.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:50 amWow. Just listen to the faux Philly accent she’s adopted. What happened to her oh-so-flattering mammy voice?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:59 amnice try. just because you love giving shots to the ‘head’ doesnt mean you’re like rocky
April 1st, 2008 at 11:59 amHow dare she besmirch one of the greatest movies, ever made!
April 1st, 2008 at 12:25 pmShe’s pretty presumptuous to make a statement that speaks of “taking on” John McCain in November. The Republican “attack machine” comment is laughable because of the hypocrisy of it. The Dems are guilty of the same tactics.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:38 pmYeah right….And she dodged sniper fire like Rambo.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:03 pmShe says she’ll never give up this doesn’t make sense she want to end the war as soon as possible
April 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pmUse to run the “Rocky” theme through my mind when jogging from Ft Kobbee to the front gate every afternoon. That’s a 7 mile jog with a steep incline at the end at at the front gate.
Love that movie. And Shitlery is no fucking Rocky. Her and Pinochio might get along. Long nose, lying sacks of shit…
April 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pm