13 Year Old Buys 2 Hookers To Play Xbox With
A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father’s credit cards to hire escorts.
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.
money.co.uk
(h/t Ace)
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I did alot of bad shit as a kid but I never thought of that.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:08 amDAMNIT!!!
His dad forgot his birthday? Damn he paid for that!
May 11th, 2008 at 8:26 am“The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.”
Nerds. No, gay nerds.
Someone should cut dad’s balls off so he does not sire anymore progeny. Bad dad.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:10 amI wished I could have hired a couple of hookers to play a little box with - a 13 year old’s dream.
My joy stick still moves with excitement just thinking about it.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:37 amGood God. I NEVER would have thought of doing THAT! But at that age, it was difficult at best to get girls to play VGs with us. Still is, but with the Wii, they’re more open to the idea.
May 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am
May 11th, 2008 at 10:33 am“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”
I guess he is getting his OJT out of the way… Hookers and fraud at such an early age? That has politician written all over it!
May 11th, 2008 at 11:10 amLOL I did some bad shit as a kid but this shit would never have crossed my mind. lol
Did anyone catch that at the end it says his dream is to become a politician? Stealing money and hanging out with hookers is a great way to get started. lol
May 11th, 2008 at 11:13 amHe learned the law from his dad
May 11th, 2008 at 11:28 ameven at 13, i still would have tried to bang the hookers! would have made this the best story EVER.
“Authorities entered the motel room to find the two hookers, a double-sided dildo, and a fellatio in progess…”
May 12th, 2008 at 11:12 amSounds like a Democrat.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:26 amRe Sounds like a Democrat
Yeah, a Republican would have MALE hookers.
Though I don’t see any of the big sites picking up this story, and one news paper’s investigation into the story claims it may be a hoax.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:33 am