The, Uh, Dick Museum
They have over 90 specimens…and the inset one? That’s an elephant dick…
Guys offering their dicks for the dick museum? What the fuck? I like mine too much, they’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hand…
I’m trying to type this out while laughing my ass off…
The founder of a penis museum has been inundated with offers to fill a major gap in his collection - a human specimen.
Although Sigurdur Hjartarson’s Icelandic Phallological Museum boasts 261 penises, it still lacks a human one. However, four men have promised to donate theirs.
Mr Hjartarson’s collection started as a hobby when he was given a bull’s reproductive organ 24 years ago.
It now includes samples from 90 species – ranging from a 1.7 meter (5ft 6in) specimen of a sperm whale to a 2mm hamster penis bone which has to be viewed through a magnifying glass.
Most of the organs were donated by fishermen, hunters and biologists, said Mr Hjartarson.
He paid for only one: an elephant penis nearly 1 meter (3ft 2in) long that hangs in the museum’s “foreign section”.
But homo sapiens is not yet represented among the stuffed, dried and pickled samples that line the walls of the museum’s inconspicuous brown building in the quiet fishing village of Husavik.
This may soon be rectified, according to four certificates on display in which a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton promised to donate their organs after death.
The American, Stan Underwood, 52, went so far as to supply a description of his penis, nicknaming it “Elmo”, along with a life-size plastic mould.
According to Mr Hjartarson, about 6,000 visitors saw the collection last summer - 60 percent of them women.
Open from May to September, the entrance to the museum is marked by a tall brown phallus near the door and a penis-shaped sign over the front porch.
Mr Hjartarson, a former school administrator, said the exhibits were kept in his office before his museum opened in 1997. “They were not on display in the sitting room.”
(Telegraph)
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May 15th, 2008 at 10:19 amBash-Guys offering their dicks for the dick museum? What the fuck? I like mine too much, they’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hand…
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now thats hilarious!
oh and that fella looks WAY too comfortable touching that giant dick.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am“But homo sapiens is not yet represented among the stuffed”
they may not support the comparaison
May 15th, 2008 at 10:28 amfour men promised to donate theirs
May 15th, 2008 at 10:33 amAnother academic.. this explains the problems of academia, they’ve all got penis envy
May 15th, 2008 at 10:39 ama 2mm long hamster penis? haha i must have missed that the first time i read it.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:41 amtonight its Bashing penis envy
May 15th, 2008 at 10:43 amFranchie
Which Penis is the French one. Wink Wink
May 15th, 2008 at 10:44 amToo bad it isn’t the balls museum. Methinks Pat would take the record.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:49 amNow that’s freaking weird.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:49 amI could barely read the article I was laughing so much.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:50 amA 2mm hamster penis “bone”?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:53 amObama might as well Donate his! (PUSS*)
May 15th, 2008 at 10:57 amSince its a dick museum shouldnt they have harry weed, san fran nan, durbin the turban, murta and kerry on display? Or are they allready in the cunt museum?
May 15th, 2008 at 11:04 amI’d offer mine but compared to the “thing” shown, I’m afraid they would just put mine on the bottom shelf.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm“Foreign section”? As opposed to “domestic”?
Leave it to American ingenuity! Atta boy Stan, er…Elmo
May 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pmIs that before, or after they are done with them?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pmA penis museum! Now, someone has to much time and money.. WTF?
Remember girls and boys, it ain’t the size of the ship it is how well you sail that ship!
I agree, the guy does look a little to comfortable. He has his hand on that big dick like a proud daddy would have his hand on his son’s shoulder after he scored the winning touchdown.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm0311inOHio (typical white person)
Thats what im saying! he looks like its just another day at the office lol
May 15th, 2008 at 2:17 pmQuincy, too big for that museum
May 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pmPut Dick Durbin in a pickle jar!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:14 pmAll I can say is that’s not a Texan elephant.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:39 pmThats not why they called him the Elephant man is it?
Maybe a seafood vendor sold him a large geoduck. We have them in the Northwest, I think they might even be the mascot for Evergreen (Olympia Wa.) College- Berkley North.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:09 pm