Dis! Dis Vas Da Sexy Vay, Comrade …
Неt dis vay …
Of course … MY Russian husband would beg to differ with the good doctor’s conclusions …
Men become impotent because of women’s low-cut dresses and bare legs
Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.
US researchers published results of their 30-year-long work. It suggested that 80 percent of men aged over 60 who died for different reasons had prostate cancer apart from other diseases. Every third American and European male aged over 30 has problems with potency and the prostate gland. The situation is quite different in the Muslim East. Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer. Scientists considered that it depends on climate and meals and studied carefully the Oriental diet and tried to find any food with preventive action. They failed, although the clue is quite obvious.
Since the start of the sexual revolution women of the developed world took to wearing revealing clothes, while Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks, said Leonid Kitaev-Smyk, the senior research officer of the Russian Research Institute of Culturology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. In the street men cannot satisfy all desires they have. They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction. What does it have to do with the disease? We can draw an analogy with the fauna. If a male is weak, a female will see it and reject the male. This male cannot win a female, for there is a defensive mechanism in nature – this male suffers from prostatitis and impotency.
Nowadays, 70 percent of impotency is a natural defensive reaction to stresses caused by constant unsatisfied arousal. But this reaction is rather long-standing.
Thus, women dig a grave for men’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses. Every nice girl going on a date with a sexy top on will make only one man happy and a dozen men on her way will suffer from her revealing looks. In this case strippers are weapons of mass destruction; they have already turned the Western civilization into the society with limited erection.
Sexologists made up the list of impotency-causing activities:
Scrutinizing internet pornography
Watching erotica and pornography on video
Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street
Reading erotic magazines
Going to striptease clubs
(PRAVDA)
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Is psychologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk a muslim or something? Sounds like a tricky way to impose some sort of morality code through scientific means to me.
Maybe? I kid…I kid…
May 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pmI wonder why the Arabs shouldn’t suffer from the net porn, because the stats say that they are the people who have the highest rate for words searches with “sex”
as far as Russians are concerned, Vodka is the cause and the bad behaviour that ensued the abuse of it, therefore the girls look towards west.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:23 pmIf they start banning short skirts and low cut shorts over here im gonna climb the clock tower lol
May 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pmAre you sure? Because alcohol seems to have the opposite effect.
lol
May 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pmI think it’s capitalim. lol That’s why they only recently have this problem. lol
“They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction.”
So….the cure is to have more sex?
“The situation is quite different in the Muslim East. Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer.”
You’re right Doc, the situation is QUITE a bit different in the mid-east but I’m not sure how it relates.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=52719
May 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pmThey can’t handle red-blooded western woman now can they. This why in the west there is a traditional limit of one wife per household. More than one western woman in your bed could be hazardous to your health.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pmWell, you can’t get prostate cancer if you blow yourself up before you reach 30. It is generally an older man’s disease. Docs say if you live long enough you’ll get it.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:32 pmI took my R&Rs in Tashkent, Uzbekistan (Just north of Aghanistan) a muslim country but not Arabic. In the summer the short skirts were closer to belts then skirts. Vodka was the substitute for water.
In the less cosmopolitian villages it got closer to traditional but never saw a chadar either. Vodka remained the drink of choice. And what a choice it was. I have never tasted better.
Yes the girls like Americans, seemed like everyone did.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:04 pmWell, you can’t get prostate cancer if you blow yourself up before you reach 30. It is generally an older man’s disease.
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LMFAO!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 7:31 pm