May 16, 2008
Previous “Deep Thoughts”
7:14 A.M.
Alright, so I’m ignorant. What the hell’s with the whole “Man, Bear, Pig” thing? What does that mean? Am I ever to know? Or is it part of some Kafkaesque conspiracy to make me feel stupid?
You know, I guess unelected and therefor unable to wear his ego on his sleeve, Al Gore wore it on his belly. I just woke up seconds ago, this should be fun, or tedious really, I have no idea what I’m thinking, let alone writing.
My fucking broken laptop, the one I punched, comes back from the shop today. As I said, I big edit weekend. Bash has to sneak all his posting in during the weekend in fear of terror, cursing ( and I mean like black magic cursing ) and death from his wife. He’s trying to be a blogger and hold onto his family, silly boy, so I think the rule should be that if you see a Bash post this weekend, you have to have a beer or shot or both. It’s the Pat Dollard.com weekend drinking game. If you pass out by noon, blame not me, for your will is your own.
I have an MRI at four. It’s a Korean joint, and it’s always overbooked, because you just can’t keep news of a “happey ending” MRI facility under wraps. My Dr. has given me that stern face and loudly barked admonitions about heading to Afghanistan before September, by the way, so that’s up in the air. Which is okay. I don’t know that it’s possible for me to hit any war for three weeks and then leave. However, I might be sending Jared, he of the 82nd Airborne in my place, and between his photos and me editing his Army prose, we just might have something there. Yes, that was a shot at the Army, but not in a Stephen King/John Kerry way, a Pat Dollard way. It’s a Marine thing, you see, he said through a shit eating grin he made no effort to hide. Ahh, Afghanistan, open fields and open battle, beauty and death and God’s work so far from the dark Al Qaeda warrens of Fallujah and Ramadi. War in paradise. It’s always the devil’s work, putting war in places like that, but it has its undeniable upsides.
Soon I may speak with my daughter again. Much to do. Pat Dollard’s wars. I hear they’re making a movie….no they’re not, Pat hasn’t finished the script yet….
Oh yeah, good morning….
7:49 A.M.
With regards to my general health issues and future trips to wars and strip clubs, Bash has requested a draw up a will and leave him the site. What do you think? Will he kill me, though?
7:57 A.M.
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9:22 A.M.
You can’t imagine how much I hate Hussein. One you see an individual lie so effortlessly, there’s only one conclusion: they are a garden-variety sociopath. This guy took a bribe from Rezko and lied about it, for Christ’s sake. And I just yet again heard his sorry-ass say “tough diplomacy” was needed to deal with Iran. And of course he never defines what tough diplomacy is, what actually must be said to them. Tough diplomacy means only two things: sanctions, the threat of more sanctions, and the threat of military force. We’re already doing that, so to complain about what Bush is doing is hypocritcal and ridiculous.
10:53 A.M.
Every dog has his day, and then doesn’t want to give it up.
12;28 P.M.
A tribute to the troops, a damning of American terrorists:
12:43 P.M.
You can’t teach an old dog how to remember how to play guitar.
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ManBearPig is from an episode of Southpark, Pat.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:34 amhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=zfGmf8L3-z0
here ya go Pat. manbearpig
May 16th, 2008 at 6:35 amGood morning.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:37 amManbearpig is from an episode of South Park. I can’t remember the story line though.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:38 amEssentially, manbearpig is a creature created by algore in a SP episode (as stated above). Algore trots all over SP proclaiming manbearpig has come and if the town doesn’t essentially give all their money to algore for fighting manbearpig then manbearpig will eat everyone in the town/world. Since this is a made up story (just like man made global warming) eventually algore is forced to dress in a manbearpig costume in an attempt to persuade SP to support his movement. And, as always, our little elementary friends eventually expose algore, send him packing and save humanity.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:57 am
What a beautiful story. Thank you.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:26 amMorning!
Even I know about manbearpig!
Thank you for admitting that…I feel sooo much better about myself.
Ive got a joke…wanna hear it?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:31 amWhat a beautiful story. Thank you.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:38 amMBP is only the most dangerous threat to our very survival…I’m super-duper serial!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Yes, Little Fox. Why ask? Just tell. That’s like the wife calling you at work at 11 am and telling you “we need to talk” and then saying it has to wait till you get home.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:05 amYa, you can generally find manbearpig strolling down Backalackadacka Street humming the derka-derka-derka
May 16th, 2008 at 8:06 amAnd that’s another thing, what’s with the Thuper Therial shit? Don’t forget, I’ve spent some time overseas, got a little disconnected.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:06 amEver heard algore speak? You can even hear his lisp in that “He played on our fears” rant that Hannity loves to play…an play…and play…and play…
Sorry, got in a loop there.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:10 am“ManBearPig is real! Im Thuper Therial”
May 16th, 2008 at 8:12 amObama is about to “straighten” Bush and McCain out on foreign policy right now live on fox in his new American flag lapel pin. if you can catch this then watch it
May 16th, 2008 at 8:21 amOK, so…Adam and Eve are having a knock down.
They’ve got opposite ideas about something in the garden and they are verbally duken-it-out.
Adam storms off an bellies up to his favorite spot for a cold one and a cool off.
He says to God, “Lord, I know you made her for me but I just DO NOT understand where she is coming from!!
Tell me though, Why did You have to make her so soft and pretty?”
God replies, “Well Adam, so you would be attracted to her.”
Adam says, “Oh, well WHY did you have to make her so STUPID?”
God replies, “Well Adam, so SHE would be attracted to YOU!”
(just a joke…I’d cook for you any day)
May 16th, 2008 at 8:30 amOk Obama just said he would take on Bush and McCain any day of the week in a debate over foreign policy and he would win. wow he is delusional
May 16th, 2008 at 8:43 amWah, wah, wah to Barack Hamas Obama.
Now, to head back to Blacksburg…
May 16th, 2008 at 8:45 amThough I have only seen the fine sand granuals of Iraq, Kuwait and The Crown Princes fien Kingdom, my guess is Afghanistan out right sucks compared in beauty. Lushes lands!
May 16th, 2008 at 9:41 amEvery dog has his day, and then doesn’t want to give it up.
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Bwaaaaahahahahaha
May 16th, 2008 at 10:35 amIts 11:30 and already 96 degrees IN my house…
May 16th, 2008 at 10:37 amChris Matthews goes after some radio show host like a pitbull. This is almost surreal. This guy should have come on the show more prepared. Now Matthews comes off looking better instead of the douchebag he is.
https://pat-dollard.com/2008/05/i-dont-know-who-is-worse-olby-or-matthews/
May 16th, 2008 at 11:08 amthat has to be the ultimate Rick Roll…
May 16th, 2008 at 11:26 amLftbhndagn
Its 11:30 and already 96 degrees IN my house…
Don’t know to much…but I do know how to switch the AC to the cool side of the thermostat!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:39 pmThe Kiss vid rocks man and I hate Kiss. Manbearpig is an algorism that smart people came up with for his flat earth scam. Comes from South Park. Thuper Therial was a line from that episode. Al has a really gay presentation. he talks with a lisp. So why not poke fun of the scam artist using his own linguistics against him? Brilliant South Park episode.
Tribute to the troops…excellent. Out to lock those traitor deserters in a room for 24 hours and make them listen to that over and over again before taking them out and shooting them.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:44 pmHeard the Balucha-area in Afghanistan is very pretty and “my guys” showed me some pics taken after the battle of Chora. As far as I could see, it’s heaven mixed with hell. (The latter due to the Taliban.)
I’m glad to read you will be able to talk with your daughter again soon.
My internet-connection with the American Marine, sergeant-major “David”, has been halted since a week. I’m worried
May 16th, 2008 at 12:48 pmLftbhndagn
Its 11:30 and already 96 degrees IN my house…
Don’t know to much…but I do know how to switch the AC to the cool side of the thermostat!
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Yeah - I know how to do that too. To bad we don’t have AC. Its on my top 10 list of needs and wants.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:51 pmYou can’t teach an old dog how to remember how to play guitar.
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Always thought he sucked.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:51 pmThey’re applauding because he hasn’t actually fallen over, passed out yet.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pmA thought…
How many news editors and producers who are working in the MSM today, do you think may have also been 60’s war protesters…50%…75%…more?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
May 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pmSorry: I have been thinking of another Post
Battle Star Galactica. Sci Fi The Best.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pmPresident Bush Addresses Members of the Knesset
The Knesset
Jerusalem
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/05/20080515-1.html
May 16th, 2008 at 8:18 pmlarry
May 16th, 2008 at 8:43 pmhttp://blog.nrcc.org/comment.cfm?entry_id=400
Michelle Malkin pointed to the blog above . . . the Republican base is GOING OFF on the National Republican Congressional Committee via blog . . . interesting to see.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm