May 17, 2008
Previous “Deep Thoughts”
5:12 A.M.
MRI yesterday was fine, results by Tuesday.
Chained, chained to the editing bay all weekend, wrapping up. In a way this has become more like a pro-war “Supersize Me” than anythihg else. I’ve decided to follow the advice of some serious filmmakers I trust. And all Hollywood caution and compromise has been specifically thrown to the wind. I can’t help but see the whole Tony Scott/Showtime delay as nothing more than punishment for trying to fight the very specific vision of one man into a typical Hollywood mold. No offense to those guys, but this must end up as it started, a daring, crazy and brave attempt to bring back both the raw truth as I saw it, and my opinions about the big picture as I saw them. The perfect balance has been reached, or at least so I hope: the day to day truth, without shying away from the critical big picture and context as I saw it. I have a massive conservative publicity machine at my disposal, and if I distribute it independently ( which is the wave of both the here and now and the future anyway, and which will only serve to build this site into what I really want it to be: a conservtive Video On Demand channel and even larger media empire), then so be it. I’d find it weird for God to suddenly abandon me, after providing so many miracles to keep me alive in the first place. This one’s about the election baby, and with a vengeance. Watch out, and don’t get hit with shrapnel.
When the best Hollywood can offer is the phony baloney Generation Kill directed by an anti-war Limey, the world is our oyster.
7:12 A.M.
Since I’m combat unavailable untile September, Right Hand Girl, myself, Welsh, Mully and Bash are going to cover the Dem convention, as well as hit up the Obama campaing in a variety of ways prior. We don’t want to finance this throught a straight deal so are looking to raise production funds from a variety of sources, including you, dear readers. If you can help out per the Support this site button on the front page great. A lot of people say “I don’t do paypal”but the truth is, it’s no different than buying something on Amazon, and even more secure. Nothing complicated about it. You don’t need a paypal account, just a debit or credit card. So, hopefully, you’re hung over just enough on the day after payday to support such a thing. It’s going to be a wild one, and easy to knock out by September/October. Let the crew here know if you can help. Obama’s bribe from Rezko is go, is going to be ruthlessly explored in this one, and they’re going to have to deal with RHg’s sweet face doing a lot of the grilling. We are already in touch with the Hussein campaign.
And RHG has been putting together all the tools necessary for the job:
10:39 A,M.
Been editing primarily and lost mostly and in head-phone land, but as I pop them off here and there, I’ve twice now picked up some brouhaha drifting across through the hallway from the tv set about everyone freaking out ‘cos Ted Kennedy had a smoke. He’s a grown man, fro Crissakes, let him do what he wants. Jesus slow news day, maybe if he’d died or had a heart attack or stroke or something…
10:53 A.M.
How them bitches Lft and Drill been doin on the front page since I’ve been off? Good shit, stuff too obscure and specialized you don’t give a shit about? Commentary so simultaneously weird and ferocious you can tell they’re on their period, what?
11:00 A.M.
Holy shit. Kennedy had a stroke not a smoke. Alright, enough with that like of bad joke, let’s just get into it. It may not have been a stroke. Word from family and doctors is seizures. GIANT difference. Then again of course, it could just be a bunch of PR spin to hide the fact that he’s had some strokes. Full disclaimer: I grew up a big Leftist as everybody knows ( although that just doesn’t sound factual: I grew up in a big leftist family. As a young boy, you really don’t get to choose what you are politically. You choose whatever will keep your parents loving you and not singling you out to make you feel like you don’t belong in the family - I love “Deep Thoughts”, I get to ramble on with no regard to nothing. I am James Joyce! ) and the Kennedy’s were family friends. Well, some of the Kennedy’s. It was bizarre my dad was a clinical drunk, we were dirt poor, yet my Mom would hang out at their compound in Summer, my sister Ann and I would work on a variety of leftist benefits with Robert Kennedy, Jr., and he ultimately delivered the eulogy at her funeral. ( No, he did not interrupt it to call for the execution of non-global warming people for treason. ) It was weird, I’d answer the phone ( rotary, 70’s ) and it’d be like “Is Ann there?”, “May I ask whose calling?”, “Robert Kennedy, Jr.” Anyway, as much as I hate that family as political pukes, they did treat us well. We were sort of like a West Coast trailer trash Kennedy family, so just letting you know some of what may color my opinion of one of America’s great crime families, now involved in the political rackets. But anyway, let’s see what happens to the very dirty, shifty Ted K. Seizures, strokes, drowning by pneumonia, it’s all up to God.
10:00 A.M.
Bash starts posting at noon.
10:01 A.M.
Julie Banderas starts posting at 12:10. Speaking of which, I’ve just been invited back on “Red Eye” but told them to hold off until July to coincide with YA. Which is now subtitled “Hell On Earth”.
4:28 P.M.
I don’t seem normal wherever I go. I don’t feel it, and no one else feels it either. It’s not unpleasant to them ( which I say only because most remain engaged, filling all silences themselves with probes and jokes ) It’s like they smell all the blood carried by my soul, feel the weight of the war, and have clarity into its import. I don’t speak of who I am and what I’ve done while shopping or hanging out or doing whatever wherever. But people smell something, almost as if its the blood dripping from my limbs, the gunpowder on my fingers, the fear of death, the rush of killing, the weight of the all the wars I fight, the grand scheme of this war for us all. My bearing is strange, my attitude strange, and my war experiences have lett me always ready to pounce , which quite frankly, have led me into confrontations, and onto the wrong side of the law. If people simply wanted to scurry from me, I could dismiss myself as either a natural or war-scarred freak. But the opposite happens - they are drawn to me. Not, I don’t think, from gifts of personality or charm, but probably simply from having spit at the devil in his living room. Everyone wants to talk to that guy. And that guy has a tendency to both speak frankly and honestly, and see right through you.
Never think for one second that God has suddenly abandon you. Hes just waiting for you to decide what your next move is going to be. Hes still here. Hes always here.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:59 amJust when you think He’s gone, He somehow lets you know He’s not. Have a little faith baby.
You’re St. Michael’s “Pathfinder” here on Terra Firma …
Was burning the past midnight oil on youtube last night and watching a few of the YA rough clips you have up on there … Can’t wait for the series.
And keep the damn Pez dispensers away from Molinare, for cripes-sakes! Yeah, he does have ’star potential’ the baby-faced shit …
May 17th, 2008 at 7:18 amPat!
Ted Kennedy has just been hospitalized with stroke like symptoms. per fox news
May 17th, 2008 at 8:10 amHere’s what you’ve all been waiting for. The cinematic masterpiece from the middle east. The man, the myth, the legend. Turkish Rambo!

http://www.break.com/index/turkish-rambo.html
May 17th, 2008 at 8:59 amPlease tell me Guttfeld is going to give you your own segment. I don’t think I could stand it if you had to share your time with all the yahoos. Someone like you with such a serious topic should have his own segment. Don’t forget to go for the “longest bleep” and “most bleeps” titles….

May 17th, 2008 at 11:50 amI’d love to see RHG take on He Who Must Not Be Middle Named. Imagine her reaction to being called ‘Sweetie’.
I just bought the Elephant shirt. The only problem with JK gear is that it’ll get me fired if I wear them to work. Diversity is God, the conservative is the Devil.
And they call corporations right-wing.
Can’t wait for YA to come out. Fuck ‘em where they breathe.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pmPat,
Glad you are going back on Red Eye - I wrote Greg a while back and asked him to bring you back, so I am sure that is why the invitation. I know in my heart you appreciate my efforts . . . in your heart . . .
All,
Those of you have not reviewed the COMMENTS on the NRCC website . . . they are awesome - 900 plus angry Republicans thus far:
http://blog.nrcc.org/
Drill,
I sent you a private email. Please review and respond when you get a chance.
Bash,
I will always love you even if you don’t respond to my question.
HUGS TO ALL MY FELLOW DOLLARDITES.
Thanks!

May 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pmThanks for the hugs. I realy need some.
Let me hug you back from across the atlantic Ocean and have a
on me.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pmOk, since we seem to have a theme of weird/crappy/sci-fi/western/b-movie film going on around here, I’ve got something else for ya’ll. An epic fight scene the likes of which has never been seen before and will probablly not be seen again (Thank God).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y&feature=related
May 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pmPat, if you need fresh gun info to shoot the breeze, SOCOM’s got some new little 5.56mm toys.
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htweap/articles/20080516.aspx
May 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pmRight up there with Turkish Rambo … Only better filmed and slightly better choreography and dialog.
May 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pm1) Two new “Girls Gone Wild” videos on sale on late night TV now … One they stress they are “Finally 18!”
2) Subway now has several 12 inch subs for $5 each on their daily menu
3) I guess Harrison Ford has an underwear scene in the new Indiana Jones flick
4) Lindsy Lohan might be a lesbian (but I bet she’d think twice if she had to partner-up with Amy Winehouse)
5) Big Brown won The Preakness, much to the dismay of PETA who didn’t want the race run, and now could pick-up the third jewel in the Triple Crown at the Belmont Stakes
6) Elvis’s daughter Lisa Marie has supposedly gained over 100 pounds during her current pregnancy
7) Being unfortunately ‘aware’ of Harry Reid … I am coming to believe the cops from TV’s Reno 911 … are real
8.) Sean Penn thinks Hussein has a “phenomenally inhuman voting record” (fucking HEH!
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9) If you accidentally leave a McDonald’s hamburger in the backseat of your car for three months it will NOT mold
10) You CAN get used to the taste of Lays Baked Potato Chips … but why bother
May 17th, 2008 at 8:46 pm#3. I guess Harrison Ford has an underwear scene in the new Indiana Jones flick
…I’m pretty sure I can do without seeing that scene. (popcorn run)
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#4. Lindsy Lohan might be a lesbian (but I bet she’d think twice if she had to partner-up with Amy Winehouse)
Amy Winehouse…Oh God, I think I’m blind!
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#7. Being unfortunately ‘aware’ of Harry Reid … I am coming to believe the cops from TV’s Reno 911 … are real…
…hey, maybe they’ll bust him on a 5150 charge, a mentally unbalanced person.
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#9 If you accidentally leave a McDonald’s hamburger in the backseat of your car for three months it will NOT mold…
…I learned that in Austin, Tx, March, 1982
May 17th, 2008 at 10:04 pmdrillanwr (hembra blanca típica)
1) Two new “Girls Gone Wild” videos on sale on late night TV now … One they stress they are “Finally 18!”
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I saw that commercial and thought to myself, what a bunch of sick fuckers! finally 18. like grown men have just been sitting around waiting for the moment
9) If you accidentally leave a McDonald’s hamburger in the backseat of your car for three months it will NOT mold
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i have never accidentally left a cheeseburger in my truck because i always eat them too fast to forget they are there. but that is very interesting. 3 months and no mold, wow
May 17th, 2008 at 10:09 pm#9 If you accidentally leave a McDonald’s hamburger in the backseat of your car for three months it will NOT mold…
…I learned that in Austin, Tx, March, 1982…
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…thinking back, it was actually my dog, “Tazy” (1/2 Border Collie and 1/2 black, rat terrier) that taught me about Mickey D’s burgers and mold…
…she dug it out from under the truck seat…yes…and it didn’t smell, so the girls didn’t notice…then again Tazy also had a fetish for rolling in semi-fresh Cow-pies…and getting sprayed by skunks…(not good, tomato juice and or pineapple juice baths do not work, only time does).
Oh, the memories of youth, eh?
May 17th, 2008 at 10:29 pmI got witnesses on that Mickey D’s burger …
My Cleveland days.
May 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pmGood laugh break…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets0xkUk17Y
I like titties, all kinds of titties….
May 17th, 2008 at 10:34 pmYep, I was laughing.

May 17th, 2008 at 10:47 pmI expect this to go very, very badly.
http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/?p=10411
Who will be that bad guys? Will it be after Pres Obama has sucked the life out of our Armed Forces? I’m trying to think of ways that this could(please God)not suck.
May 18th, 2008 at 11:52 amOkay - well, I checked the Classic Bash post from a couple of days ago - a lot of us had questions about the future of Bash videos - I don’t see an answere there. Did I miss it somewhere else? Or are we being ignored?
May 18th, 2008 at 3:58 pmIs the radio show on for tonight?
May 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pmIs the radio show on for tonight?
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Only the Shadow knows …
May 18th, 2008 at 5:22 pmJihadikiller Hour
Special guests tonight.. “MTV” Mully, Welsh, Right-hand Girl, and the Bashman
28 minutes to the show!

May 18th, 2008 at 6:32 pmBring on the JihadiKiller hour!!
May 18th, 2008 at 6:36 pmDrill, check out this photo. it’s from the Barrancas National Cemetary here in my hometown of Pensacola, FL.
I think it’s a very good photo for the site in honor of Memorial Day.
http://panhandlin.visualblogging.com/archives/2652_1005351758/80509
May 18th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Unbreakable
May 18th, 2008 at 8:04 pm“Altar of Freedom”?
Last night on JKH, ya’ll were talkin about the hadjis running around tweakin on meth. what’s up with that? where did they learn to make it? where are the ingredients comming from? I imagine anhydrous ammonia, etc. is hard to come by in iraq.
it’s funny. I can easily picture a little IED factory in someone’s home over there, but for some reason, a meth lab seems like a stretch.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:42 amtypically calm, gentle, smooth seas around cape horn:
http://www.break.com/index/giant-waves-on-aircraft-carrier.html
May 19th, 2008 at 6:02 amMaybe they are flying on Khat then. There are many reports of those savages still coming after several hits. They need more stopping power than a 9mm or a 5.56mm can give. I have heard the meth story too, from my son who has first hand knowledge. In the ’stan they used second hand russian shotguns if needed.
Those fuckers are planning on dying anyway, so they have no problem taking a drug to near fatal doses before entering battle.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:16 amI hear ya about the stopping power issue. Thing is, I think the gov’t isn’t going to do anything about it. The reason is that they spent all those years convincing NATO countries to switch from 7.62 to 5.56 as the standard round. Now they’d have to admit that the 5.56 is a piece of shit and they should have kept the 7.62. That aint gonna happen and we all know it.
IMHO the M-14 is a MUCH better weapon than the ‘16. You see some of the models Springfield Armory has got out? *drool*
May 19th, 2008 at 6:31 am