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Show me the way to go home …
I’m tired and I wanna go to bed
A had me a skank about an hour ago
And she dropped me on my head.
No matter where I roam
O`r land or sea or foam
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go Huma—- er, home
May 30th, 2008 at 9:30 amHuma, you exchanged our love for a new weiner. Why? I thought that we had it going on? Oh well, I’m so high right now I’d do all these guys in here just to piss Bill off.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:34 amWhere is he sticking his recorder?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:42 am“I think I’m gonna hurl.”
Not her, me.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:50 am“Ohhhh, that’s it… Can you get it in a little deeper?”
May 30th, 2008 at 9:52 amOh do me harder! For Once I can feel it!
May 30th, 2008 at 9:53 am“Where has Teddy’s Scotch been all these years?”
May 30th, 2008 at 10:01 amI don’t know how Dubya ever got through a campaign without this stuff. But, I’m just a social drinker. Every time someone says; I’ll have a drink. I say; Social I.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:22 am“A hundred superdelegates in the hall!, a quart of single-malt here!, I chug it down!..Is Obama around?..I gotta nail his balls to the wall!”…URRRRRRP!, ’scuse me…..where are those salted nuts?….BILL?…
May 30th, 2008 at 10:35 amThat roifee should be kicking in right about… now.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:35 amThanks, big guy…that was a sock-soaker…
May 30th, 2008 at 10:57 amplace over nose and mouth and breathe normally.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:19 pm“Oooohhh yyeeeaaahhh…she’s fat, I’m drunk, IT’S ON!”
And for those that have never heard that classic…
http://www.imeem.com/antman0128/music/avU3MjDa/david_allen_cole_shes_fat_im_drunk_its_on/
May 30th, 2008 at 1:21 pmohhhh, you’re no Huma, but you’ll do in a pinch.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pmOOOps, wrong hole…I wonder if she’ll notice?
May 30th, 2008 at 5:11 pmI havn’t had a orgasim like that since Huma gave me that last hummer.
May 30th, 2008 at 6:49 pmPoor me, poor me, pour me another one.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:14 pmI think I just shit myself royal crownly
May 30th, 2008 at 8:32 pmThe partys over
May 30th, 2008 at 9:36 pmIts time to call it a day
Theyve burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
Its time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid
I post this only because there’s already 19 previous comments and probably no one will read this …
Caption: “Well, I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck, she got runned over by a danged old train.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:37 pm