Comments on: Proper Koran Burning: “Fuck You If You’re Offended”

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Sun, 04 May 2008 23:58:32 +0000

Actually, I would have used much more lighter fluid, but I will accept this man’s technique as being “proper.”

Also, prior to igniting the koran, you should wipe your ass with it, provided your ass is not sensitive to the ignorant rantings of a 7th century pedophile.

By: Marc Stockwell-Moniz

Marc Stockwell-Moniz — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:44:15 +0000

Allah Akboom.
Anoher one bites the dust.

By: TJ (The Kafir)

TJ (The Kafir) — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:02:29 +0000

The quran makes for great toilet paper too.

By: Dan (The Infidel)

Dan (The Infidel) — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:03:14 +0000

Burning the Koran after wiping one’s ass with the pages is just too sweet of an idea. The burning idea is OK, but it needs an explosives component as well. Maybe a little black powder from a rocket motor for a fuel source…

By: Kurt(the infidel)

Kurt(the infidel) — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:34:04 +0000

i like this technique. as long as it gets the job.

Kevin M

thats hilarious! but i hear some are sensitive to that. i think its called muhammedPedophiliatis. medically speaking of course

By: Tom Jones

Tom Jones — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:37:21 +0000

Burn burn burn. The Koran ain’t holy.

By: Phendlin (Death Rattlers)

Phendlin (Death Rattlers) — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:58:45 +0000

it’s a good start, but there’s a lot of work left. so many korans, so little time………

oh, and if you’re offended by this vid, FUCK YOU!

By: JayMS

JayMS — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:14:41 +0000

CAIR itself hosted a vid of two good ol’ boys “paying tribute” to the Koran. The part where they took M-16’s out, chanted “Allahu Akhbar”, and proceeded to blast the shit out of it Jihadi execution style was just hilarious. They later left it outside a local Islamic center for good measure.

By: Brian H

Brian H — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:46:18 +0000

No, no. Do it right.
1) Soak in bacon fat.
2) Ignite with a rolled-up Mo-portait.
3) Attempt, and fail, to douse with a directed urine stream.
4) Post.

By: ken holton

ken holton — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:36:53 +0000

Jihadi killer cookbook states “Marinate in pig shit until it achieves brickette consistency prior to subjecting to flame”. Fiction, but, “Jihadi killer cook book?”? Theres a thought.

By: allahlovesporkchops

allahlovesporkchops — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:41:05 +0000

It’s easy to find a free koran on the web. Everyone should get one and make a film to share. I got mine from the Islamic Society of Greater Houston. Release date soon.

By: Tom in CO

Tom in CO — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:44:36 +0000

This is way more humane than putting crucifixes in jars of urine!

Fuck the ko-ran