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Thank you for this instructional video! Now I know what to do if I ever spill alcohol on my koran! I wouldn’t recommend using the papers for toilet paper though, you might get hemorroids! Everything the koran touches becomes inflamed, infected, and troublesome. You might be able to use the papers to roll a joint though! I think Mo might have been hallucinating when he came up with that nonsense.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pmOh dude… now you’ve done it.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pmThat U.N. egghead is gonna be all over you.
Love the Moosehead imagry. Right on. right on…
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:00 pmThat is awesome! I love the shoe.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:04 pmyeah that was an awesome video
warms my heart to see people destroying that book of hatred and murder
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pmPossibly the best video of 2008!
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pmUm. I don’t think any of us will ever have that problem. You’d have to have a Koran in order to spill a beer on it.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pmAlthough:
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pmKoran+ =
So THAT’s how you do it!
Can I buy that sandal?
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pmROFLmyf’ingAO. Now Patraeus will have to apologize again.
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 pmThis is so wrong, but
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:04 pmDamn shame, waste of a good brewski to make that one…as for the koran…….uh,……waste of a good beer…
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:48 pmNote to self… drink the beer before you “spill it” on the koran. At least he finished drinking the rest of the beer.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:16 pmby the way have you gotten any fatwas issued against you for stuff like this? also, How should you clean the quran if you accidentally deficate on it? an instructional video would be most helpful.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 amAnother good method I have found is to use anything retreived from the laundry hamper after a good college football or hockey game.
Step 1: Accidentally spill very cheap tequila onto the Muslim holy book of your choice.
Step 2: Express heartfelt anguish at having possibly offended a billion subprimates worldwide.
Step 3: Use a quarterback’s ass-sweat-stained undergarment to soak up excess cheap tequila.
Step 4: Heave Muslim holy book of your choice into sanitary landfill so the rats have something to read.
Step 5: Wring out ass-sweat-stained and cheap tequila soaked undergarment into an empty bottle iced tea and top off with iced tea.
Step 6: Smuggle bottle into Dearborn, MI, grocery store and place in cooler.
Step 7: Try not to crash your car driving home while you suffer from a serious case of the giggles.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 amDrink beer first, accidently urinate on Koran, and appologize, by saying oops.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:30 amnot enough camel dung on the sandal
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm