Clerk To Armed Teen Robber, “Oh No, You Di’nt, Bitch!”
Dollard Nation Memo From Bash:
(eh, hemmmm …)
Bashage Award Requirements:
Those eligible for a Bashage Award have to be intended victim or innocent bystander, and they have to just fuck the shit out of the perpetrator, even better if it is the perpetrators own weapon taken away from him, especially a bludgeon-type weapon, like a bat, and then used to just fuck the shit outta the perp.
Innocent lives/bystanders have to have been at serious peril just prior, also.
ME: Thatisall …
Well this guy is certainly in the running.
And a permanent reminder that it ain’t appearnce and it ain’t ebonics that makes the thug. Huh, a man taking responsibility for his kids is the potential Bash Honoree.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pmBwahahahaha…Look at the perp. What a loser.
To the clerk: Dude, I wanna buy you a beer…
June 6th, 2008 at 6:05 pmdoes the clerk get to keep the gun??? seems only fair.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:27 pm