Pat Dollard | Young Americans

Okay, it has happened again and again, and again…

I have officially named this…this…hell, I don’t know what it is, but this 6th foot is like the first four, a men’s right foot encased in a jogging shoe. Foot number 5 that washed up the other day was a left foot, and sort of threw the pattern off.

The Foot Fetish Killer.

This is probably one of the most bizarre things I have ever come across.

Quick background: Over the last year six severed feet have washed ashore near Vancouver, BC. Five of them have been men’s size 12 in a jogging shoe, one (#5 found the other day) was a left foot.

It smells to me like they are either washing downstream from one of the river systems that feed into the Strait of Juan De Fuca or the Strait of Georgia. Man, on Vancouver Island is the Gold River, best damned Steelhead fishing in the world, I shit you not.

But I’m thinking we have a serial killer here. Someone who doesn’t like white males that have a size 12 foot. That’s the interesting thing. How could you just sit there and pick your victim believing he has a size 12 foot unless you had experience in shoe sales.

Quit laughing, you think I’m joking…heh heh. Humor can cover “The Creepy Feelings”…

This is so fucking bizarre, I fucking love this, I think I may actually do deep research on this thing.

Another theory is that the feet were swept ashore in the same area due to normal oceanic currents, but general area the feet have been found have actually been along the shore of the Strait of Georgia and this is actually inland and not really near the actual ocean, I’m talking Deep Sea here.

So I strongly believe they washed downstream from a river or creek that feeds into the Strait.

So today is officially my first guess day:

I’m guessing we have a serial killer that was at one time a shoe salesman, and probably a very good one, who is cruising the urban areas looking for homeless people, who would never be reported missing (DNA of all feet have matched nobody in missing persons databases), that appear to be a size 12 foot and somehow gaining their confidence, like “Here! Let me buy you a lunch and give you a pair of shoes.”

The Homeless guys fall for it, get into his van put on the new shoes, and WHAM…he kills them.

He then chops off their feet, keeps the left one, saving it as a trophy to be bronzed, and tosses the right one into the river. As to the rest of the body, unknown.

The only two shoe salesmen that come to mind right now, I have pictured above…they are Al Bundy, and Mike from Twin Peaks. Mike actually cut off his own left arm because it was causing him to murder people, but the arm came alive as the Little Man From Another Place (seen sitting next to Mike in the Red Room) and things went downhill from there. So he has been known to sever limbs…

I’m on this like stink on shit. More later, here’s today’s article on it:

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Another human foot was found Wednesday on a British Columbia shoreline, the second this week and the sixth within a year in a bizarre mystery that has confounded police.

Like most of the others, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe, said Sgt. Mike Tresoor of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. He said a citizen spotted it on a beach and no other remains were found.

The latest find and most of the others were recovered within a few miles of each other along island shorelines in the Strait of Georgia, which lies to the south and west of the provincial capital of Vancouver.

Authorities say they haven’t reached any conclusions about the origin of the feet but are working to determine if there are any links to any other partial remains recovered in the province.

“Too my knowledge, we have not encountered anything like this,” RCMP spokeswoman Annie Linteau told The Associated Press Wednesday evening. She declined to speculate if foul play was involved.

She did suggest that the latest find could be from the body of a missing fishermen or a plane crash victim, but she didn’t provide any specifics.

“In the first four cases, we did not find any evidence the feet were severed,” she said. “It’s too early to say if this foot was severed.”

She said the fifth case was being handled by local police and was not under RCMP jurisdiction.

Terry Smith, the chief coroner of British Columbia, said this week that DNA profiles from the first three feet have not helped to determine identities because they have not matched any existing samples.

Smith and others have suggested that the feet didn’t sink but floated to shore because they were encased in buoyant running shoes.

The first three feet washed ashore about 40 miles southwest of Vancouver on islands in the Strait of Georgia. The first foot was discovered last summer by beachcombers. Days later, a foot was found inside a man’s Reebok sneaker. The remains of a third right foot were found Feb 8.

The fourth foot was found May 22 on Kirkland Island in the Fraser River, about 15 miles south of Vancouver. About a mile away, the fifth foot — and only left foot, was discovered Monday morning floating in water off Westham Island.

Local speculation has been rife with some reports claiming they belonged to victims of violent crimes or a plane crash.

Tresoor said major crime investigators from the Campbell River detachment, along with staff from the coroner’s office, were investigating at the scene.

“The object will ultimately be examined by a forensic pathologist in attempts to determine the source of the foot and if it is related to other feet recently found,” Tresoor said in a statement.

(AP)